Josiah Tyler Hummel

Josiah Tyler Hummel I DO WHAT I WANT! I’m a high school graduate. I miss my hometown. I love photography and McDonalds food.

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Did you just say you wanted to marry Dustin?

You caught me.

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Because you know shit about life, obvi. Sleeping With Sirens (MINE), Good Charlotte, Fall Out Boy, Boys Like Girls, and then All Time Low.

Or I just pay more attention to Glamour Kills clothing line. And good thing I didn’t know about it because I might have been in a fork in the road because Fall Out Boy and Boys Like Girls are both good bands too.

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Weeeeeelllllll. THERE'S THIS THING. It's like a meet and greet, but without a shit ton of people. Like five people. You and four other people, that is. You can meet the whole band and hang out with them for an hour (or a day) it's a day, and do whatever the fuck. It was a contest thing featuring five bands and my favorite was one of them, but I chose to enter for All Time Low because /you/, and I won. Somehow. Happy Birthday?

Why didn’t I know about this contest thing? But that’s great. What other bands were there? Happy Birthday.

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Say that - hypothetically - you could meet Alex Gaskarth because your boyfriend is awesome, and because he loves you, and because he has people; what would you do in this situation? (fucking him is not allowed) (neither is touching his ass) (hypothetically)

Do not joke about meeting Alex Gaskarth. Do. Not.

But I’d hypothetically be sad because I know that fucking him is not allowed. Though really we should have a threesome with him? At least. And I’d kiss you forever. And I’d ask Alex to play at our wedding and if he’d pay for a trip to Vegas because yeah I’d hypothetically marry you in an instant because that’d be the best thing ever.  But I should still be allowed to touch his ass otherwise. Just to compare your ass with his.

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and I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings. I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to make you think that I didn't want you anymore.

I know you didn’t mean to.

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and nobody else gives Joey kisses and face nuzzles and sleepy cuddles and nobody else loves me like you do.

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/I do/. You're my Joey.

I know. I’m your Joey.

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Hey. I love you. Only you. Don't forget that.

Sure you do…

I love you.

Why no?

[awhdustin]

[awhdustin]

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Do you want to get laid or not?

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Okay, okay, okay.

[awhdustin]

Shut up.

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You're a little bossy there, Big D.

[awhdustin]

Eh. I think I’ll just keep you here.

No way.

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You think?

No way, huh? I love you enough to name a certain area. I thought long and hard on them.  I think I love you more.

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But aren’t I supposed to put up a fight?

I love you.

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You could try to throw me off when ice cream is involved.

I love you more.

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You’re a jerk.

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Good to know that I'm a jerk because I want to handcuff you to the bed and have my way with your body with my lips touching you in private places with visits from my tongue and vibrating tongue ring. Good to know. I'm a jerk. I love jerkin' it. I love you.

[awhdustin]

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Nooo.

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Why no?