Shut Your Eyes and Jump

I'm turning this into my personal library of things I like. Some are funny. Some are sexual. Some are dorky. Don't judge my tastes because I am THIS CLOSE to the edge of my sanity and any criticism will push me into a downward spiral of madness.

[kingofthehilltoday]

Hey cute girls.......... do this

[90skidandcompany]

[skeefpinero]

bobby hill throwing that game lol

[dashketchum]

ma nigga

[skateboarrdgifs]

[1-ofthecoolkids2]

ITS BACK!!!!!!

[misterrell-deactivated20181124]

Fucking love this video

[rugarnx-blog]

[sandandglass]

[scy-ence]

[reactionfaces]

[itsnoodle]

[reactionfaces]

[thehellspawnhero-deactivated202]

[shikseh]

[raccoonfootproductions]

[urbanuppercut]

[spanish-g0ld]

[dop3-peach-ringz-deactivated202]

This whole post is a big big big mood

[fu11metal]

This is me since July 26th because ive been playing fire emblem three houses

[30-minute-memes]

Am I a joke to you?

[miiriya]

[danismm]

LIFE 16 aug 1954

[frikiskrew]

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

Someone can’t handle their sniff

[its-all-down-hill]

[gwatkinsmate]

Just reading Kitchen Confidential, fine book, a fine man it seems; flawed, but ain’t we all?

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

I love this.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hgk477]

When driving at night

If you start to feel drowsy it’s best to find a motel and sleep. But keep your eyes down.

Before picking up a hitchhiker check to see if they’re wearing shoes.

Occasionally you’ll stumble across strange radio channels. Don’t listen to anything they say.

Disregard what might appear in your mirrors.

If your car is suddenly low on gas exit the vehicle immediately.

If you see someone trying to fix their car on the side of the road get out and help. But don’t ask any questions.

The contents of your trunk may vary.

If a strange fog suddenly rolls in turn on your air conditioner. It’s looking for warm objects.

You may hear strange things from your radio. Remember that you do not have a radio.

When ordering fast food always avoid the drive-through.

Sometimes people appear in your backseat. Make idle conversation and don’t antagonize them. They’re just wondering.

Focus on your lane.

Check through your phone camera if the traffic light has really turned green; spirits like to deceive you.

Never turn on the windshield wipers. Get out and clean the window manually if needed.

It is perfectly acceptable to sometimes take strange dirt roads claiming to be shortcuts. Enjoy those routes. They’re never there for long.

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[sandandglass]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

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