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[kingofthehilltoday]

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[kingofthehilltoday]

My career goals are to slip on peepee at the Costco and get a 53,000 dollar settlement

[kingofthehilltoday]

And then get gay married to luanne 💕💖💓🥺

[riphimopen]

arlens new gay couple who piss everyone off

[kingofthehilltoday]

Yes

and yes.

[kingofthehilltoday]

[ID: a discord message from Hazel that reads, "lost episode of king of the hill where Peggy catches Bobby reading yaoi (in a gay way) and starts reading it herself (in a fujoshi way) and they bond over it. Hank's b-plot is that he gets elected from the anime convention Bobby got it from for threatening to kick a guys ass who yaoi paddles him. /end ID]

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[ID: the same image of Bill Dale Hank and Boomhauer all sitting on top of Hank's roof with an oversized pride flag on it, each image has a different pride flag, going from left to right top to bottom these flags are: lesbian, Philadelphia, bi, trans, ace, pan, gay, nonbinary, agender, and omni. /end ID]

[kingofthehilltoday]

Hey guys when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you include Bobby Hill too? The girls the gays and Bobby Hill, thanks

[parkayquarts]

old gay white guy with a shirt that says CRACKER on it in big rainbow letters is busting out some crazy ass moves on the roller rink tonight

[parkayquarts]

pause. hello❓️

[kingofthehilltoday]

[ID: a tag that reads, "#dale gribble" /end ID]

[kingofthehilltoday]

omg hanks urethra is so petite and demure....

[kingofthehilltoday]

[Id: hughie campbell, from the boys show played by jack quaid. he is a white man with a very rectangular head. /end ID]

i think if he gained like 40-60 lbs, him and his very rectangular head would make a good hank irl

[kingofthehilltoday]

Hank: Oh!

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Texans arent paired for this kind of nightmare sir we gotta glock in my rari I'll unlock the Cockockalock while you rally the troops

Buck: arrigh chokin on pp. this is a propane emergency no time for chewchew ferr chewyu *snorts* if we don't get heat to the people, you can bet the electric cumpnwill arrigh

Hank: wrrCan you be my baby daddy?

[kingofthehilltoday]

after sex is the perfect time to show your date your king of the hill blog. perfect time. not a single better one i can think of.

[kingofthehilltoday]

choo choo chicken fingers!!!

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propane

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somebody better call the propane sales man

[kingofthehilltoday]

hello my fellow propaniacs. whats good whatcha up to how does it go where is the propane

[kingofthehilltoday]

[ID: the game tomodachi life living the dream, in this image the miis from left to right in the background is power tool, my oc who is hank and junichiro's sibling, and chris from dan vs. in the foreground is elise from dan vs, junichiro from king of the hill, and then mother's milk from the boys. notably junichiro is wearing a party hat and has a cake in front of him with a miniature mii of himself on it. /end ID]

[ID: a screenshot of the fandom wiki article for the episode in which junichiro first appears titled, "returning japanese." notably, as has been highlighted in the image, the date this episode aired was may 12, 2002. /end ID]

happy 24 years of junichiro hill!

[kingofthehilltoday]

[ID: miis from the game Tomodachi Life Living the Dream, from left to right: Power Tool (my mii oc who is Hank's nonbinary sibling), Hank Hill, Luanne Platter, and Junichiro. Behind them is an ad that reads, "Centipedes? In my Vagina? It's more likely than you think. Free PC Check!" with a picture of a young woman on the left of the ad. /end ID]