If You Have Nothing Nice to Say...Well, Follow Me

The name's Peter. 27 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. From New Jersey. Don't hold it against me.

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Happily driving a boat even though it was slowly sinking. https://www.instagram.com/p/CRAVwMBlJDyD5uthArz9DmbV3h4ADEwTT9iKCU0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Hotel Hell. Guess there's no room service. Reposted from @kayemcee_ 's TikTok. https://www.instagram.com/p/CRAYPHPFgHk1lUY03qRlT2Ez1SX3bmpZsPukH40/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Happily driving a boat even though it was slowly sinking. https://www.instagram.com/p/CRAVwMBlJDyD5uthArz9DmbV3h4ADEwTT9iKCU0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Went to the NJ Meadowlands State Fair. Our favorite part was finding the exit. What a shit-show. https://www.instagram.com/p/CQnAsfYlu2mBrTm6M5isNEtOfGgmz7C3VVzchM0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Because I haven't been out without a hat for about 8 weeks. 😅 https://www.instagram.com/p/CItMGcPlM-xMqf7haHmWUDw6K_XrxUiveF3Ibs0/?igshid=17l8hku9guuuw

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My cat gets the vibe of 2020. https://www.instagram.com/p/CImLLXmFYP1wl4klIDvJOkIl1V-nOIx_egVSH40/?igshid=11pzwyozsjx2e

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Sometimes my beard looks red. 👨🏻‍🦰 https://www.instagram.com/p/B7fhLIwlj0xpIDkthK8RMmIhz_XSTVJJf6KYkQ0/?igshid=xj21thg2hxuk

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Another fucking decade. Guess being an adult has made me smile less enthusiastically. https://www.instagram.com/p/B5MzgsTlvdmhAJYiLT0Tu72gzEpGaeVhznyBG00/?igshid=1non1wfxw34qs

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I wonder how many bottles of spray-tan are in there. (at The White House) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0uXRSLlTZ-Ulod8JlF0IAs23WSDfOXZOfIdDo0/?igshid=3lzd3qi483jk

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My name is Peter and I'm a Taco Bell-oholic. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0cfsFyFQh6mRbU2ODVgu0wZ6vCnz3eP3Oa-cI0/?igshid=122yrwhp28fb2

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Genuinely happy as ever sitting in standstill traffic because that means I get to miss most of one of my job's infamously insufferable staff meetings. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0CdYCtFb24pJaobPn0zp0onZjb5gkIvGp9lMQ0/?igshid=1ob5sfgmhhess

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Raising your voice isn't helping. https://www.instagram.com/p/ByL9ZMSlQPwpzlpTVdtkZltT7rqV2WCxO0FHSI0/?igshid=11o4u5zmau6hr

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Happy Memorial Day. (at Mar-a-Lago) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx892CgF3MzR6N9U1qVudbDAN3DSMzEcRtkh7Y0/?igshid=19kgb14wwjnwd

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There goes Sunday dinner. https://www.instagram.com/p/BvrPcHslh3p5sW8kkpARoUCZ_3h6_soD0LCA0I0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1h4srcgrz62sp

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That's so fucking awesome! But, hey, can we not? Best regards, Future of hundreds of life forms https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu2EoVil0xD3O6ttWw9UjRHTZmf1wABNkjvAKo0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=80ojsn4tvj6r

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Today was a lovely precursor to spring. Spring ahead tonight! https://www.instagram.com/p/BuzgPn-FuUS-58sp7IJ8j5PzbYpJVocMHlX2-A0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11iccfqi1wea

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Love a good inanimate object photobomb. (at Philadelphia Magic Garden) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuiLwFzFxpbCEjl2xNh8eCOgdgU690PIkUZuP80/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dmoqvfkh3ya7