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The three tiers of muscle mommies

In recent memory, muscle mommies have become a bit of a meme. Simply put, they’re buff women. But I’d like to think there are three tiers of muscle mommies.

You have Tier 1:

These are fit, healthy, natural-looking women who hit the gym. When most people say they want a muscle mommy, this is what they mean. Essentially, they’re beautiful women with “toned” muscle.

Then you get to Tier 2:

Women like Natasha Aughey, Vladislava Galagan, and Dana Linn Bailey. They’re bulkier, but they still look conventionally attractive. You may get some strange looks for liking these ladies, but people will still get it for the most part.

Then, you get to Tier 3:

Very few people find this attractive. These are the freaks of nature women don’t want to look like.

There’s a certain group of people who are into this (*raises hand*). Bulging veins, Hulk-sized muscles, mutated faces. Not necessarily because these women are beautiful. They can be, but that’s not why you like them. They scratch an itch. They’re fetish fuel.

I bring this up to say that the muscle mommy trend fascinates me. People claim to like buff women, but there are levels to this. I’m curious how many people secretly like the Tier 3 girls.