Whelp.

*fart sound*

[britney]

it's

bitch

[mysharona1987]

[spacehomos]

Confess and get the fuck out

[hjartasalt]

Confession speedrun

[pettycentral]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

[cryoverkiltmilk]

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

[sporkinventor]

No wait yours is so much more powerful

[faggottomcruise]

[versacemom]

Black women carry us on their backs and we pay them dust. We must do better.

[dollargenesis]

when i die

me: wassup bro lol god: 7 HOUR compilation video of you hitting curbs while driving (VERY FUNNY)

[cutekittensarefun]

The image Wikipedia is using to illustrate static electricity right now.

[paulthebukkit]

“who thinks he’s luigi’s rival” is killing me luigi really doesn’t even give a damn about this guy

[susanoomon]

What if Luigi considers him as a friend?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weirdlandtv]

Death Looking into the Window of One Dying (1900).

Czech artist, Jaroslav Panuška.

[free-range-tiddies]

[bearimy-dot]

♪ You put the Peeps in the chili pot, and eat them both up. ♪

[memesandlaughs]

[babyanimalgifs]

Lmao 😂 THAT NOISE (@animals.hilarious)

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[uranodioning]

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

[lauf-aiya-rson-deactivated20190]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

[lailamcquen]

Make your questions good, ‘cause I get asked a lot of questions but usually they’re the same questions.

[thishartominefeelz]

“Hannah and I have the same favorite moment at weddings—the look on the couple’s faces when they see each other for the first time,” Ella explains. “That moment is full of surprise, love, and excitement, and we want to experience that on our wedding day.” With a big outfit reveal decided on, the couple then came to another conclusion: They didn’t want to tackle dress shopping alone!

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In tears reading this amazing article by @brides! Go read it right now!! It’s so beautiful! Thank you to @Kleinfelds and to @brides and @allanzepedaphoto for capturing all these moments and allowing us to feel safe and glamorous!! https://www.instagram.com/p/B1yytPcBct3/?igshid=9h8qyx1wt50i

[corporatebigwig]

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