shadow

what's something everybody has, but nobody can lose? a shadow.

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I'm not trying to be a bitch about this situation, and I feel that's what people are getting from me.

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text to ;; ry

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Colton: You don’t have to. Colton: I’m okay.

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Ryan: you sure? Ryan: i mean im not opposed to it

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Colton: You just don't particularly want to. Colton: I can get myself off, Ry. It's okay.

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text to ;; ry

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Colton: Maybe? Colton: Technically no. Colton: But if I was, theoretically speaking, what would your answer be?

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Ryan: uhhh Ryan: i might if you wanted me to

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Colton: You don't have to. Colton: I'm okay.

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text to ;; ry

Colton: If someone had their hand on your dick, but you were controlling their hand motions (up and down), would you be masturbating or would you be getting a hand job?

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Ryan: Colton are you asking me to give you a handjob

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Colton: Maybe? Colton: Technically no. Colton: But if I was, theoretically speaking, what would your answer be?

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text to ;; ry

Colton: If someone had their hand on your dick, but you were controlling their hand motions (up and down), would you be masturbating or would you be getting a hand job?

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text to ;; ____

Colton: If someone had their hand on your dick, but you were controlling their hand motions (up and down), would you be masturbating or would you be getting a hand job?

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Like for a text starter? Colton is drunk and it will be funny.

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text to ;; George

George: Not judging

George: But really?

George: Are you okay?

Colton: Maybe.

Colton: Yes.

Colton: I'm a little drunk.

Colton: Or a lot.

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text to ;; louis

Louis: I was just….put here I guess. Created?

Louis: I don't know who I am.

Colton: ?????

Colton: Stop fucking around, Louis.

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text to ;; George

George: I don't

George: Did you just send me lyrics to Where Are You Now?

George: What

Colton: Um? Yes?

Colton: Thought that was obvious?

Colton: It's a good song don't judge.

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text to ;; louis

Louis: Ummm? Who are you?

Colton: Did you delete my number?

Colton: It's Colton.

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text to ;; louis

Colton: If someone had their hand on your dick, but you were controlling their hand motions (up and down), would you be masturbating or would you be getting a hand job?

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text to ;; George

Colton: YOU JUST KEEP ON HAUNTING ME.

Colton: ILL GET OVER THE WAY THAT YOU GOT OVER ME.

Colton: KNOW THAT ILL MAKE IT THERE EVENTUALLY.

Colton: LYRICS I DONT KNOW

Colton: ILL STOP WONDRIN WHERE AAAARE YOU KNOOOOOOWWWWWW.

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Colton is drunk. Like for a text starter from drunk Colton?

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text to ;; cher

Cher: exactly.

Cher: I don't like some people

Cher: but like you're okay

Cher: I haven't talked to you enough to really know

Cher: but you seem cool

Colton: Thanks.

Colton: You're pretty okay yourself.

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MIIIIIIDNIGHT MEEEEMORIIIIIIIEEEEESS. OH OH OH OHHH. BABY YOU AND ME, STUMBLIN IN THE STREET, SINGIN SINGIN SINGIN SINGIN. MIIIIIDNIGHT MEEEEEMORIIIIIIIIES OH OH OH OHHH,  EVERYWHERE WE GO, NEVER SAY SO, JUST DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT.

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text to ;; cher

Cher: I agree.

Cher: but some of them are alright.

Colton: Agreed.

Colton: I'm not saying that everybody is terrible.

Colton: Some people I would let be my friend.

Colton: But yeah.