“Douchebag?— That’s a new one. I typically just get called pretentious or an asshole. Both of which require effort that I’m not willing to put forth. It’s much easier to not give a shit about anyone or anything than to attempt to please others. I only tolerate those who aren’t completely incompetent. That’s about as nice as I get,”
"Because that's so extremely nice; I bet you have a lot of friends. But that list of people probably isn't all that big. You don't have to please other, just get the stick out of your ass and be nicer. I'm pretty sure it takes more effort to be a dick than it does to be nice and not dickish?"













