Nyaa~

Noun: shapeshifter - a person or being with the ability to change their physical form at will.  

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I can't do about pages until I have a theme so I know what kind of format I'm working with - like, some themes have built in about designs and I need to Know what I'm doing before I can do anything but finding themes is so difficult

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Rules just while I try to fix my links

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Looking at the theme and ???? why are the links the same colour as the bg I stg if this theme is broke as well I'm gonna cry

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Previously a duo muse, probably upsizing to a full multi.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION, just sharing in case anyone wants to reach me while I’m ----- unreachable by IM on the other blog

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What’s your gender?

Silver -

Citrine -

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“Guide to Troubled Birds” sentence meme

❝ The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. ❞

❝ I preen for Satan. ❞

❝ I disembowel. It’s what I do. ❞

❝ He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give. ❞

❝ I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ I love you despite the warning signs. ❞

❝ I’m a dirty bird. ❞

❝ This was a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame and self-torment. ❞

❝ I’m three ounces of whoop-ass. ❞

❝ Dealing with you is like herding cats. ❞

❝ My mating dance is mostly seizures. ❞

❝ This jackassery will not stand! ❞

❝ I’ve been through hell and come out singing. ❞

❝ Your love has made me a drunk. ❞

❝ I’m not majestic on weekends. ❞

❝ God can’t help you now. ❞

❝ That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. ❞

❝ I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it. ❞

❝ He had a violent, uncontrolled temper, which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good looking. ❞

❝ This might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real. ❞

❝ Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head. ❞

❝ My emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears and rage. ❞

❝ I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place. ❞

❝ I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time. ❞

❝ I’m addicted to shiny things. ❞

❝ The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a mild form of insanity. ❞

❝ My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off. ❞

❝ Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. ❞

❝ The drinks came. I wasn’t about to be sobered by anything like regret. ❞

❝ Foie gras this, motherfucker! ❞

❝ The whispery groans in my mind are beginning to issue orders. ❞

❝ Unicorn of love, impale me! ❞

❝ Oh. You’re an artist. ❞

❝ I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left. ❞

❝ As always, all I should’ve said was, “I love you.” ❞

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

sure. blame the guy who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again

[vertigorp]

       ‘cause i’m a               FUCKING MESS                           sometimes

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(shadyinfo‌)

A quirk of her brow piqued a questioning expression. Leaning forward to take a closer look at her potential client, Irina hummed in agreement. “ Odd request, indeed. You’re the first that has asked any of the sort. ” Kidnappings, infiltrations, stealing intelligence, even arson— but one based of observation? Peculiar, she mused to herself before cracking a grin. “ You act as if you aren’t human, ” It was not an accusation, but a quiet comment she should have kept to herself. Instead, the woman snickered and shrugged. 

It appears that she had something to keep her occupied in this filthy city. “ —but a request is a request. You found me, I have no excuse to decline. ” A price would be negotiated later, perhaps. It would all depend on what sort of things she’d be entertained with in this farce. “ You wish to know what drives the heart of man? The good and the ugly? ” Her expression is tainted with hints of malicious intent, but harmless all the same. Irina wouldn’t do anything to harm her newest acquaintance, at least for the time being. “ This city is full of it. You must’ve been sheltered to have avoided the wickedness of men, huh? ”

“I thought I might be,” Citrine mutters, hunching her shoulders slightly. It’s strange, with a weapon in her hand, she’s confident, secure in the knowledge that she knows how to protect herself and her host, bright and triumphant with a cocky grin and lust for blood, but in a situation that required her to simply talk - she felt out of her depth, the girl clearly jittery, shrugging halfheartedly and saying in a quiet voice, “Yeah, I get that a lot.” 

Probably because she wasn’t human, in any sense of the word, not even having a full soul, being made up of shreds of dead people and stolen scraps of her host, her body being that of a dead woman turned shapeshifter. Even if she lacked the more beastly aspects of her counterpart, her teeth and nails were noticeably sharper than the norm, pupils slitted like a feline. 

“I’ve only been in the city a few days-” She’d only been alive for a few months, but that could wait until never to be discussed, and she’ll give the smallest smile. “I haven't had that much experience with people and I don’t want that to be too obvious when I’m around them.” That, at least, was the truth, if not all of it. 

[silverhawk]

but the good news is:

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"That's one way to great someone, I guess." Though Yumi wasn't too understanding on the psychical contact she'd just received, but she could certainly relate to being a fish out of water in this city. She's not too bothered by the strange appearance, more interested in the idea of meeting someone from outside town who wouldn't have a bias against her. "Do you want some of my leftover lunch? I can't really offer anything else." ( @ Silver for the fluff thing. Hope it's okay! )

Lunch? Immediately, the shapeshifter’s ears prick up, leaning in even closer. She’s practically pressed up against the other girl now, the beginnings of a  low purr rumbling in her throat. “Do you have any sweets?” She asks, before adding, “Or meat? Meat is good too, but like... It’s best when it’s bloody, you know? No, wait, it’s best when it’s still kinda wriggling-”

She stops abruptly as if recalling a warning she may have once been given about making such statements before one shoulder goes up in a half shrug. “But it’s fine if you don’t have anything like that.” She’d eat pretty much anything, really. Or at least try it. 

[beetlejuicesuglycousin]

Not to be feral on main but biting is great I love it

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Silver’s gonna tilt her head to the side, ruby eyes wide, before saying-

“Nyaa~”

Her ears perk up and she grins. “There, did I do it right this time?”

[supsass]

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

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(shadyinfo)

Wandering without a aim, she was only a drifter of with no purpose. This city was filthy inside and out, just as she had grown to appreciate. It was just the type of place where Irina would be found, and the very place she would rot in. Until this body of hers collapses, she would only be wandering with the need to consume and play. At the rooftop she had always frequented, the criminal found herself staring at the stranger. A smirk spread across her lips, immediately amused at such boldness.

“ So you know of me, ” Back against the cold air, Irina sat on the railings without the slightest hint of fear. It was so cute how this person was so well-mannered, it wouldn’t hurt to respond with similar gestures. “ You’ve come to the right person. I applaud your tenacity. ” A hand to her chest, the mischievous woman leaned in and dared to stare the other directly into the eye. “ Who could you be looking for? Surely, I could help. ” —But often not without a price.

Vibrant ruby eyes narrowed as the criminal stared into them, reflection’s shoulders hunching slightly, though she didn’t drop her gaze to the floor, holding it in silent challenge, even as one hand went to unruly silver waves, messing with the light strands as a way to keep herself grounded. 

“I’m not sure this is your normal kind of request - you see, it’s not a who I’m looking for, but a what.” A slight pause, a slight flush rising to the Reflection’s face as she continues. “I need to understand... People. Humans would be a good starting point, I guess, but right now I have no idea what motivates people, how emotions work, I’m... I’m lost.”

[lizzrobinett]

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I caught up with Adventure Time the other day and LET ME TELL YOU, ‘Stakes’ was pretty incredible. This song is my favorite Rebecca Sugar has done for the show, she did an incredible job. But I just had to do a cover! I hope you guys like it! (instrumental, art)

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