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ooc;; I’m not too sure if people would mind roleplaying with my type of muse. Kau is definitely not like other muses. Could you possibly like/reblog this if you’re okay roleplaying with a muse whose body had been altered and basically acts like a dog, because of the physical and emotional torture that he went through.
|| Dash is a little dead right now – So if you’re happy to rp with a female sports manager muse, please reblog this so I can check out your blog. I bold female as I know female muses aren’t noticed as much. I am also accepting pre-established relationships, so don’t be afraid to talk to me about that.
SNAKE-EYES AND SLY SMILES.
It’s been a busy day, in Snack Smile as Otae grinned through the usual whizz of pot bellies, bad odours and drunken slurs. She’d kept her sanity for the most part, handing out drinks on one hand and crushing their slinky, perverted fingers with the other. But as the night dimmed on, the hostess could feel her headache drilling through the walls of her skull. Thankfully, there was still one costumer left.
“Good evening sir, and welcome to Snack Smile! My name is Shimura Tae, I’ll be your cabaret hostess for tonight. I hope you enjoy your sta--”
“Oh my, you’re a bit young for this are you?” She blurted out.
shirubasamurai:
坂田 銀時
“You’re saying that he was &$@*!– ing off? Unbelievable, that boy.”
A languid shake of his head, a gesture of both disapproval and disappointment. Gintoki believes that if one were to &$@*!? and *#%!$@ with themselves and such, they were to do in a place where there was more privacy– where it’s less risky and more enjoyable. In fact, that sense of security heightens the ’joy’ meter, but it all depends on the setting and surroundings. He has his own preferences, but perhaps Shinpachi has a thing for #%$&?!– ing public. That’s something Gintoki doesn’t want to dwell on, seeing that it wasn’t his business.
“I didn’t see him on my way out– are you sure he isn’t still in there? And besides, isn’t it strange for a woman to be barging through the door of a Men’s Only bathroom?”
“Gin-san, if someone important is stuck *******ng themselves that they can no longer leave, and is drowning in their own **m then it is up to the older ones to barge in there and make them stop. The boundaries between men and women no longer apply in such a dangerous time, what matters most is saving the ones you love.” She declared. Otae recalled the horrified expressions and pierced screams that rang when the door came down.
“I called out for Shinpachi, but all I saw was wrinkly ****** and sticks all over the place.” She blushed slightly at the memory (for all her talk, it wasn’t everyday she gets to behold the full male figure in all it’s glory, and the little girl inside still felt like giggling at the tiny, foreign things).
“I searched as thoroughly as I can but I couldn’t even find his glasses. That’s when I knew he was truly gone...” Otae could feel the panic settling in, “I thought you would’ve seen him but if not... then I don’t know where else he might be.”
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shirubasamurai:
坂田 銀時
He faces her in an immediate moment, eyes settling on her figure, recognition appearing on his face before he raises a questioning eyebrow. Wait–! Shinpachi went missing? Unacceptable.
No, I didn’t. You’re telling me he just, got lost? No way.“
“Seems so. We were just out shopping in the mall earlier, when he told he me he was going to use the bathroom.” Otae sighs, gripping the bag of vegetables firmly under her arm.
“I waited for him for a few minutes, I thought he was just taking a really huge dump, or maybe he was *******ng himself. He is a growing teenage boy, and I did just buy one of Otsuu’s magazine for him.”
“When he didn’t come out after 30 or so minutes I decided to barge in, Shin-chan’s arm can handle so much after all. But when I got there he was gone.” She stretches a thin smile towards him to hide the anxiety bubbling up inside her chest, “I thought you would’ve seen him, I’m worried for Shin-chan, ever since he was young he’s never dealt well with being lost in malls.”
But what about Togoro??
“And what about Togoro?“
“Hijikata-san... To think that you were this type of man...”
“That wart was a mistake but it was still our child! No matter what you say I would still love that wart--- that Togoro! I can’t believe, as his father would say such a thing! I can’t even look at you anymore!”
thepermsnatural:
“E-eh! I-I-I’ll eat it now thank you Mom!” He takes the plate from her and gulps heavily. “I-Itadakimatsu!”
“That’s great~ I’ve made a few more just in case Shinpachi and Kagura-chan come around.”
“Unless you want seconds of course! Shinpachi and Kagura-chan might be a little upset but we’ll keep it as a little secret between us. Naughty you~”
ぱっつぁんぽい
anpanshinobi:
“It’s Yamazaki, ane– Shimura-san… It has been a while. How are you?”
“Oh you’re the one Shinpachi has been spending a lot of time with lately?”
“You can call me Anego. any friend of Shinpachi is a friend of mine, Yamaha-kun.”
thepermsnatural:
“Eeeeh… That’s okay. I ate before I came back so I’m not hungry. Ha ha…”
“Gin-san didn’t anyone teach you that it’s rude to refuse a woman’s cooking on her house?”
“Would you like me to shove this down on your throat until you choke? Hmm?”
shirubasamurai
“Good morning, Gin-san. Have you seen my brother around? I think I’ve lost him somewhere.”
sukombu:
See? If you want to do a scary face, you do it like this:
Now you look cute and threatening at the same time, yes? I am sure you can pull it off, anego. For us women, time is not a big factor for our beauty. You’ll still be able to look beautiful no matter how old you get, uh huh.
“I-Is that so?”
It seems that Kagura-chan has truly grown up and blossomed into womanhood... I was afraid for this day to come. Old women like me can only look from afar and hope the petals of youth radiating from their bosoms flutter down upon us as well. Well, it can’t be helped then.
“WHAT ABOUT THIS OTAE-CHAN~?”
The petals of womanhood will grace me once again!
ichigosamurai
“You better not come in here with those dirty sandals of yours. I just cleaned the floor.”
Gintoki & Otae, (The New Generation of Kabuki District’s Four Devas)
