“Ugh, is it suppose to smell like that?”
“Smelling this feel like I just snorted sugar.”
“Does this smell like love potion to you?”
“Hey, I think you might be burning something on the stove.”
“Hey, what’s this? Can I try?”
“Wait, where’d the little bottle go?”
“Please tell me that’s not what I think it is.”
“You mind tasting this… No Wait!”
“This is going to end badly, you know?”
“Who has time for confessing, this is much faster.”
“Are you sure using generic ingredients is the best for this type of thing?”
“Did you just taste your own potion?”
“Quickly look up and see what happens if you accidentally taste your own love potion please.”
“Why is this so complicated?”
“I don’t understand why a love potion would even need this kind of ingredient.”
“Do you think if you drank your own love potion, you would learn to love yourself?”
“Why do you have a squirt gun and why is it filled with pink?”
“This lemonade is nice and also I love you.”
“This tea is amazing, we should get married.”
“What was in that taco sauce anyway?”
“It’s not that I don’t trust you, it’s just that you’ve never made me anything edible before.”
“Wait, which one was your cup again?”
“Wait that’s not ketchup–”
“This has an, uh, interesting flavor.”
“The secret ingredient is love.”
“I made this Valentine chocolate just for you. Really put my heart into it”
“This smells like feet and garlic, I’m not drinking this.”
“What is this? I’m not gonna let you use me as a guinea pig again. Not after last time.”
“No thank you, maybe later.”
“Why do you keep shoving this in my face?”
“Why can’t you just try it?”
“Just one bite and I’ll leave you alone.”
“I know exactly what this is and I’m offended you think I wouldn’t.”
“It’s the antidote, I swear!”
“It won’t affect me anyway.”
“I think I’m gonna be sick.”
“Was it supposed to do that?”
“Wow, I hate you so much right now.”
“It wasn’t suppose to work like this.”
“It was suppose to make you love me, not lose everything else about you.”
“Look at them, is this what you really wanted?”
“You could have just talked to me you know?!”
“In my defense, it wasn’t suppose to make you throw up.”
“How was I supposed to know you were allergic?!”
“So let me get this straight, you accidentally ingested a love potion that you made yourself?”
“I like being in love with you!”
“I knew they didn’t like me, anyway.”
“You’re such an idiot, you didn’t need a potion to make me love you.”
“Love potions don’t work when a person is already in love.”
“I didn’t need a potion to see how beautiful you are.”
“No potion in the world could match up to the love I already feel for you.”
“How can I ever trust you again?”
“Leave me and never come back!”
“I just wanted to you love me the way that I love you.”