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TUMBLR USER SIAKAM DID YOU SEE THE PASCAL/SCOTTIE HUG TONIGHT

i mean what more can i say that i haven't already sayed....theyve sucked each others dicks theyre each others twin flames whatever their souls r made of his n his r the same etc etc

#aka theyre gay and in a toxic on/off situationship. next #ask #anon

raptors fans talmbout ingram snubbed all while i get pascal/scottie BYKE on MY all-star team?????

#this legacy ahh pick....this how u kno pascal siakam has truly made it. god is so real 🙏🙏🙏#adam silver i always believed in u. even when i called u nosferatu on remicade i always believed in u #.txt

tumblr user siakam n toronto wish all the beautiful ppl who still tolerate my two remaining brain cells' tete a tetes a terrific 2026 🎆

#to all my tortured souls out here: we gon thrive personally professionally and parasocially this year twins ❤️#.txt

ppl rly had the audacity to call a scottie/bi pairing "the next kyle/demar" just bc they 1) said hi to each other on open gym during bi's first practice session with the team (like what were they supposed to do ignore each other??? we used to have REAL yaoi yearning on this team 😭😭😭) and 2) scottie can do a no-look pass (yet nothing else on offense)/bi is a cone on defense lol

#like ive legit almost gone blind irl. bled thru my eyes like stigmata. experienced physical pain even all my pts say is worse than surgery #and i still wouldve rathered losing my full vision than to have ever read a take like that #dont anyone fucking DARE compare ANYONE to kyle/demar in basketball terms least of all in butt buddy terms. or so help me god #fr tho happy holidays everyone!! 🥰😘🎄🎇🎆🎁💝 here's to another year of being a hating ass hater bc that shit is hella fun!!!

there rly r some ppl on social media where blocking them aint enough i gotta make a dedicated post complaining about them heavy on vague bc thats how fucking annoying they r

#there i was rejoicing in raps twitter's pain n this lady with the ******* icon showing up everywhere again thinking that her shit dont stink #like gurl it dont make u special just bc u go to bat 4 a midass team (just as it dont make me special to hate on them b4 anyone @s me lol)#calling out ppl as “emotional” for blocking them when she out there in everyones mentions about every dissenting opinion against the team #not to mention the still ongoing everyone vs scottie debate again like bro im tired. im never visiting that place again even to gloat lol #cant believe raps twitter has brought me to this point at my grown ass age nsksoaoasj. AGAIN. forgive me for my period is coming #anyways hope someone feels this strongly about me on this here app xoxo 💋💋💋#.txt

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now THIS is giving kawhi gm 7 buzzer beater vs philly. the duality of man

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me but unironically

#get in line “the big man”#if its an ai tweet then still. get the fuck in line i call dibs #.txt

now THIS is giving kawhi gm 7 buzzer beater vs philly. the duality of man

#finally a WIN for ME 😭😭😭 i was boutta be form 3'd after that raps game fr...thank god for “matas buzelis”#him saying he was thinking of that exact moment vs toronto in the post-game intvw tho lmao #like i said ppl who say “get over it” i GUARANTEE u these players r thinking the same neurotic thots lol they just hiding it!#and thats why i tumblr user siakam am here as a psychic medium presenting to u these thots in the form of the most unhinged rpf. ur welcome #.txt

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and ofc.....pascal siakam u will ALWAYS be famous in this here building in my living memory for as long as i breathe 💚❤️💛💚❤️💛💚❤️💛

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of fucken COURSE it could only end in pascal missing the winning shot + getting the winning shot over him bc the sports gods said fuck me + him forever yall get the ecfmvp and nothing else from here im 😭😭😭 giving the same heartbreak as kyle + kawhi double teaming demar to steal the ball at halfcourt and kyle giving the go ahead pass to kawhi for the winning dunk during demar's second homecoming fr 😔😔😔

#otoh b.i. might just singlehandedly save my raptors fandom bc gee whilickers is that boy a bucket #.txt

and ofc.....pascal siakam u will ALWAYS be famous in this here building in my living memory for as long as i breathe 💚❤️💛💚❤️💛💚❤️💛

#almost shed a tear when he and alex mckechnie started jawing....thems my goats man #.txt

demar derozan u will ALWAYS be famous in this here building ❤️❤️❤️

#pleasantly surprised they still have it up lol theyre shortly back on my good books for this #.txt

But I ain't bitter, babe I've moved on I just hate that nothing blooms since you.

#pascal siakam #indiana pacers #nba #*#this is me post-grieving the trade and pre-grieving the inevitable pacers loss to the raps tomorrow in front of my salad #i will now be on s**c*d* watch until Someone Saves Siakam.

okay i NEED to know the details of their breakup bc their subliminals r giving bitter exes trying to prove that theyre sooooooo happy without each other but rly theyre still madly in love and think about each other constantly

#like pascal rly talmbout “giving effort and energy” just to save face im 😭😭😭#im telling u everything was good between them til scottie had a baby. in this essay i will #.txt

everything he's ever done and continues to do is just to get pascal's attention and acknowledgment lbr

#and by attention and acknowledgment i mean his d*ck.#“get over it” girl SCOTTIE'S not over it even after 2 yrs tell HIM to go to therapy #the way he keeps trolling him......the fact he didnt tag @pskills43.....their breakup mustve been MESSY as SHIT #.txt

there's actually quite a lot to like about this raptors team if you just actually watched the games and let go of any expectations and hurt you still have from the years before. the acquisition of bi has allowed scottie to thrive in his true role, and rj is finally playing like the allstar everyone knew he had the potential to be. plus he's canadian, and as a canadian isn't it nice to see a fellow canadian succeed? iq might be a question mark but he'll either get it together or he gets traded, it's really not that big a deal. cmb and the young guys are so fun to watch and will be a great bench mob for the years to come. overall, it's finally looking to be a promising era of raptors basketball!

i mean this with the utmost respect and my most restrained annoyance but uhm. what the fuck lol. i feel like gregg popovich when someone asked him about whether tony parker the fiery francophile the parisian torpedo the spurs' main butter and egg man can still crunk the guys in big d. like what. am i being punked rn. this better be an ai bot bc otherwise can ppl PLS stop unsolicitedly coming onto MY space to tell ME how to feel about the TORONTO RAPTORS of all the tangible tragic things in the world for 2 yrs running like 😭😭😭 i get it if i was out here doing the same and directly dogging on the "being one (1) game above .500 in the first 11 games" parade in fans' ask boxes but im LICHERALLY just a bitch with a tumblr blog/ao3 account and a bunch of voices in my head minding my own bullshit. the unfollow/block button is free y'all i PROMISE im not holding u hostage with these bomb ass gifs and unhinged takes. like one day ur gonna have to walk up sherbourne north of adelaide and see someone shooting up fentanyl and u just gotta either give money or keep it moving and let em be man. u aint saving anyones soul with all that proselytizing and pizza pizza slice u got for free bc giannis missed a free throw in the 4th lmao

#sry to crash out but like. i already dont go here as often and THIS is what greets me when i do?? and AGAIN????? enough lol 😭😭😭#like can ppl for ONCE just consider how condescending they sound nskwossns #if im “hurting” u in any way by posting on MY page then like. close ur eyes or sumn dnakq cyber bullying isnt real tyler the creator dot jp #this giving me flashbacks to “if scottie can sit injured on the sidelines and watch this team grow then so can i” etc etc #like is super millionaire scottie barnes paying for my mortgage? my meals? my meds?#no? then BITCH he can fuck right off too nsksoaosksjs sports is not that serious let me hate if i wanna hate and leave me to it damn!#on that note once i can get past the condescension SO many things to say about the actual content of this ask lol #not least of which “the acquisition of bi has allowed scottie to thrive in his true role” oh? so u mean NOT a 1st option? huh.#and to be utterly frank so fucking what if rj is canadian 😭😭😭 like 1) i dont like his game #and 2) in tru immigrant fashion and fairness i only give a shit about nationalism when its convenient TO ME. hope that clears things up #ask

pascal playing nearly 37 min against the broke ass nets for game 7 of what is now almost guaranteed to be a meaningless tanking reg szn after he'd only played like 34 min against the dynasty thunder in game 7 of the nba finals

#like yeah. sure man. why not.#pascal babez if this is ur own doing bc u wanna get into the allstar/allnba then im afraid to say it but....stop. get some help #if not then rick carlisle and co. PLEASE. LISTEN TO ME. AS A CHILD OF GOD HASNT HE SUFFERED ENOUGH 😭😭😭😭😭#.txt

i love your pascal content but i wish you would gif the raptors again too :(

oh anon i wish i would too. but i dont want to lol

#if not already clear this org not getting neither my dime nor dedication until they get serious/give me reasons to #and by “reasons” i mean when the plug comes thru with free tix. and also shit that's completely arbitrary and acceptable only to me lol #also im just washed mayne 😭 forgive an old lady for no longer losing sleep over an (imo) soulless iteration of the team #that said ill see u all nov 26 to watch another round of the pascal/scottie bowl live at the acc!#ask

PASCAL SIAKAM as Denzel Washington (as Alonzo Harris) in GAME DAY (2025), dir. Due Pinlac

#pascal siakam #nba #indiana pacers #*#who cares about winning. watching this q4h is MY therapy #forget ecfmvp. egot him #adam silver u coward put him in next year's nba cup commercial!!!!

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