[antiquitous]

who says im suspicious

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

You claimed her advances were something other than sincerely friendly; you suspect different motivation from our dear, sweet Sophia.

[antiquitous]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

When has she shown you anything but love? Your suspicion is entirely undeserved.

[antiquitous]

entirely harmless

thats both cute and an outrageous lie

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

Come now. You know she only desires cuddles.

[antiquitous]

so i tried to buy the stores entire stock of hi c and they wouldnt give it to me how was your day

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

Do not let the establishment deny you your earthly pleasures; fight for your right to purchase exorbitant amounts of artificially flavored and colored packages of water and high fructose corn syrup. Battle till the very end.

I'll help you craft picket signs if you so wish. You've my support.

I brought Sophia to the beach at sunset. I then took photographs of unsuspecting beach goers fleeing from her entirely harmless advances against a backdrop of stunning crimson and gold. My favorite shots are their silhouettes flying swift over the sand in the twilight like shadows fearing their inevitable merger with the night. 

[archiemcphee]

For a series entitled Bottom Feeders, New York-based ceramic artist Mary O’Malley created a variety of wonderful porcelain teacups, saucers, teapots, and vases adorned with and inhabited by a variety of “porcelain crustaceans.” Mary’s pieces don’t appear to be made by hand. Instead  they look as though they spent ages on the ocean floor where they were overtaken and inhabited by all sorts of undersea creatures before being brought to the surface for display.

If you head over to Mary O’Malley Etsy shop you’ll find many original pieces from the Bottom Feeders series available for purchase. They’re perfect for your next underwater-themed high tea or a meeting of your local Lovecraftian cult book club.

[via Colossal]

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

For those of you who were concerned over my absence- and I doubt there were terribly many, as I've made few connections over my sporadic blogging- I've been quite occupied carrying out scholarly obligations.

I've also been nosing about for avenues of employ that I might find rewarding.

[antiquitous]

its months and the first song she posts is still alive

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

I congratulate you on uncovering the joke, Dave. Truly you are the most super of sleuths.

[liv-ullmanns-deactivated2016062]

Visit Original Link

GLaDOS - Still Alive

[antiquitous]

> Lean your head away so she just barely misses

yeah and then weve got your thing go on a deep sea exploration go see the underwater beasties oh my god that actually sounds cool do you think itd be possible considering were immortal to go deeper than normal people can getting excited thinking about it hot damn

> You pause, tapping your cheek.

god that sounds scary though after a while everything goes black you have no idea whats down there and then there are these myths of like sea monsters you know when you think about it theres so much we dont know

what about visiting egypt and seeing the tombs if youre lucky you might get cursed

> Wiggle your fingers and make a “Bluh! Bluh!” noise.

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

So far as I know ascension makes no physical changes, so no, we would be crushed upon reaching a certain depth. And there isn't very much left that frightens me- least of all the dark.

>Target acquired. Chomp fingers.

I should like to see what remains of cultures lost. We could even visit ourselves so long as we don't tamper with anything.

[antiquitous]

are you doubting me

that sounds like someone a doubter would say

> Grump for a bit, going on some rambly little rant that delves into safaris of all things, but then pull it back to the real world.

yeah i guess weve got forever dont we i dont tend to think about it like that but wow yeah uh

> You try distracting yourself by fiddling with Rose’s pajamas.

we probably do need something to do i guess take karkat on that disney world trip go around the world and learn new things that way i kinda wanna see the icelandic penis museum like who wouldnt some old dude donated his bald headed giggle stick

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

>You patiently listen to his rambling, voice a rumbling echo from his chest to your back. It's pleasing- familiar, comfortable.

There are places I'd like to see. Museums in Europe that you'll likely enjoy as well; cadavers and preserved organs on display. Deformed children in jars, that sort of thing.

Derelict dick displays I will tolerate for your sake.

>Roll your head back so it rests on his shoulder, snap your teeth at his chin.

[antiquitous]

> Welp, you’ve been infected. You’ll turn any day now, snarking people and being a lush and brooding and putting magnet w’s to your face. It’s inevitable.

im a simple man with simple means rose you cant just expect me to have insane and ludicrous ideas like i dunno a pool full of jello that i can skydive in actually you know what that sounds bitchin as hell lets do it you and me jello skydiving

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

I meant something more constructive. Pursuing a particular avenue of learning, perhaps resuming one of your artistic hobbies. Forever is quite a long time, Dave. We can only spent so much of it loafing about.

[antiquitous]

  i ran out of things to do early today

> Oh, okay. You’re being peeled off the ceiling and used as furniture. This is alright with you and you become more than a pillow. You become a snuggie and drape yourself over her.

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

>Yessss. Good. Grab his wrists and pull him tighter around you.

>Bite his arm.

You're aware I've ridiculous amounts of expendable income, yes? If there's something you want to do then do it.

>Bite his other arm. You have marked your territory.

[antiquitous]

> Float on over to the living room as instructed. Dangle your arms down at Rose. Dangle, dangle.

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

>Pull him down to you. He's going to be your pillow.

Are you honestly at a loss for something to do?

[antiquitous]

i had to google that because i remember them being called otter pops

my favorite was always louie bloo raspberry alexander the grape came next fuck all the others

kinda standing upside down on the ceiling you know i need to get my blood flowing tai chi and whatever

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

Float into the living room.

[antiquitous]

we both are

suggestive wink

actually everyone is i dont think its possible to not be naked under your clothes unless youre wearing american eagles skinny skinny jeans and thats just spray paint

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

Your observations are keener than the bladed edge of a newly opened Fla-Vor-Ice.

Where are you?

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

You say that as though I’ve done much more.

[antiquitous]

im naked under these clothes

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

You say that as though I am not.

[antiquitous]

ive been sitting in pj bottoms and a hoodie all day because im a worthless homotool who cant figure out how to be a productive adult

[sibyllinesophist-blog]

You say that as though I've done much more.