Episode 1: âDonald Trumpâs America Tribeâ -Kenneth
I'm literally bursting with a billion emotions because getting the call to be on this season was SO unexpected! I'm high key shitting myself because I think I'm the only person to play twice already out of the returnees. Yikes. Anyway I literally love the theme of this season and that we are representing the world because it just shows how broad and amazing this community can be and all the different areas of the world that it has reached!
So of course I'm at my overly flamboyant HEYS!! and my exclamation point count has gone through the roof. Anyways I'm already getting to know people and the two returnees are absolutely amazing. Ricardo seems to be a really kind and he's very levelheaded, or at least that's the vibe I get. We have to stick together because we're gonna be the easy targets. I LOVE Adrian! So lowkey fun fact I have known Adrian for the last few months from a different community but I didn't know he was cast until y'all revealed! I'm literally so stocked that he's here because he's amazing and awesome and so funny. We literally get on like two hags gossiping over a pot of tea.
I've spoken to a few of the newbies so far, the ones that are awake. Jeff(?) seems cool. Jared..eh..I really don't like when people talk themselves up and give it all that in their opening sentences. It exudes a cockiness and egotistical vibe that jus gives off the wrong feeling. Personally, he can go. Bailey is the second Bailey I've been cast with and she seems kinda cutesy. She's an aussie so hopefully Adrian can befriend her. The others are all sleeping but there are 2 Europeans, one from the UK and the other from Poland. Hopefully I can get to talk to them tomorrow since we're in similar timezones. They could be helpful o me. They both have the biggest diasporas in Ireland so help a returnee out okay?? That made me sound like such a nerd. Anyways thanks hoests for casting me and letting me go crazy again!Â
I already hate half this cast because they are so god damn BORINGÂ
Well, I got on. Now it's time to bring it! Our tribe looks pretty cool, I think I'm close with Ste, hopefully it works out.Â
I'M BACK!!!! I'm really excited to play again, i really hope i can redeem myself ala wentworth. This cast seems to be nice, so far, i know a fair bunch of the cast, which i hope doesnt bite me in the butt because i had to deal on UI with peopel thinking i had a premade. I think most people in my tribe are really chill, i like Steve and Adrian the most, which is good considering we are returnees and we gotta stick together so people dont gang up on us. I know Aren, and we are cool, his intro video was the cringiest thing i've ever seen. Jeff is hot and i hope we are cool because i always thought he hated me. Also, i hate the hosts for casting Alex, i literally took him out, i was one of the main reasons he went, and in UI he wasn't that good, so i hope he doesnt make it to the merge/swap, because i dont feel like building a relationship with him. Until now everything has been cool, but everntually the candy will taste sour and shit will get uglyÂ
Day 0 (Night 1) Intro + Impressions
Into
AHHH!!! Iâm finally here. I want to first thank the host for casting me. <3 Iâm gonna start the game being friendly, and hopefully connect with everyone on the tribe by at least talking to them. Hopefully we win the first challenge so we donât have to vote someone off. whew.
Tribe Impressions (By Order on Cast Last)
Christian: I love her, she blogs big brother and so do I and we had some fun talks she also knows my iconic bb17 blog and canât believe itâs me. yikes.
Elisa: Queen. I love her. I see myself working with her. Sheâs seem friendly but can cut a bitch if she has too and i love it.
Stephanie: We havenât spoken yet.
Jacob: I donât like his vibe to be quite honest but we just need to chat more.
Connor: Out of all the men, I spoke to him first and I like I need a ride or die and Connor is gonna be it. Heâs awkward and we basically talk alike itâs destined we partner up.
Ashley: Sheâs gonna be a social queen I feel it. I love her too.
Returnees:
Alex: We legit sent 7 message in total tonight and I donât like that vibe at all.
Kenneth: Ok we spent the night talking about pokemon go and he seems chill, but I donât want a returnee to win so⌠he needs to go eventually.
Willow: We havenât spoken yet but sheâs a returnee so I gtg!!!!!
Internationals
Ok I know we are on different tribes but I know Ricki and Aren. Iâm currently hosting them, and I know Aren past performance pretty well and I donât think I could trust him in a log run. Ricki omg bye like I trust him and will probs use him for a vote if we are every swap to the same tribe.
Summary:
I love my tribe as a whole, I hope we are dominant on challenges and communicate well. Allegiances wise I might ally with Connor/The Girls because I like them more tbqh. Thatâs pretty much it. Canât wait for whats in store.Â
Confessionals
Okay so Iâm back, Iâve come out of retirement to play Tumblr Survivor again and Iâm so excited to play againâŚ.I donât know if iâm semi-crazy or just completely crazy but let it be known that Iâm crazyâŚI also am here to play! When I heard about the USA vs The World premise I instantly loved it because what is better than taking some americans down a couple of pegs? Now I honestly think that the arrogance of the americans might make them screw up which is perfect tbhâŚI donât want to be the one to say that the winner is going to be an international but letâs hope that the winner is an international!
Okay so letâs talk about the cast shall we?
Coming into this game I was worried because I thought I was gonna come into this and not know anyone and be completely alone but when I see my tribe I do feel a little good but I also feel a little worried⌠Â
With the returnees Ricardo and StevenâŚ..
Letâs start with RicardoâŚ. Iâve heard some stories about him and that he was annoying and a little shitty but from the interactions Iâve had with him I do think he is extremely nice and someone that I would love working with and letâs be real at least two of the returnees need to stick together if we want to make an impact later in the gameâŚI like Ricardo and I really want to work with him but letâs seeâŚ
First thoughts: latin queen 7/10
StevenâŚ..oh Steven my relationship with Steven is a little iffyâŚI love him, I do think he is a loyal alliance member but I also know he is a strong player! I mean he made top 2 in Port Royal which and he made it far in Easter Island but I love Steven the trust is about at 87% but I know we will do great things togetherâŚ.we also both love eurovision so itâs glam
First thoughts: glam queen, ily, 9.5/10
Speaking of glam
BaileyâŚ..At first I thought he was a girl but then I saw his selfie and I realised he was a dude  rip and iâm not the only one who thought it!!
Iâve been speaking to him the most and I feel really comfortable with him and I have such a good vibe off of himâŚI am 99% sure he is in with me and I feel like we can work amazingly well together! also helps he is from Melbs so makes me ily him much more
First thoughts: glam queen, ily him so much, 10/10
Jeff⌠oh jeffery weir ily him so much⌠I do know him and I do know his reputation. I love jeff like he is amazing and he is smart and those are the kind of people I want to work with! Iâve been talking to him to make the relationship solid⌠I want to work with him because I know he is strong in the challenges and that is something else I love! The only negative is his reputation of being a little sneaky in games but I feel like if I have his trust completely I can bank on him being with me⌠I love jeff and I want to work with him
first thoughts: glam queen, ily him, 9.5/10
JaredâŚthis queen has Penh Gee as his avatar and when I saw that I knew I wanted to work with him! I love him so fucking much! We have love for so many queens but I need to talk to him a little more
first thought: glam queen, ily, 8.6/10
Mateuz
Ok so Iâve only talked to him like for a few seconds and he seems glam but idkâŚ.he seems pretty impressed that iâm from Australia but like itâs not that impressive anyway he is kinda cool idk him yet
first thoughts: yas, 7/10
BillyâŚ.
okay so I tried speaking to him but idk he didnât really reply so idk about himâŚ.I do know he has already asked someone else for an alliance so there is that bit of info
first thoughtâŚok
Aren and JamesâŚâŚ.. theyâve not been online but I looked at the youtube video and vocaroo and I like James the irish kid but ArenâŚ.um mate u are not on Tenochitilan or however you spell itâŚ.bby gal we are on sicily so get your facts rightâŚ..ALSO that whole video was a little strange so baby gal wyd
all in all I am so excited to be playing again and I hope this game is going to be fun and exciting!
I hope I can use my skills to get in the numbers in this tribe and looking at this tribe and the people I know I do think this tribe might be strong and letâs hope we can take down the arrogance of the us teamâŚ..because I do think they are over in that tribe saying âUSA USA USAâ all fucking day and night.
#teaminternationals #fuusaÂ
Everyone's nice to me and im scared I don't like how they all overuse exclamation marks lol
idk what to do im so lost and this aint my kinda game and stuff but i do know that ste guy is from ireland i guess we can work together or something idk it might be good, but i'm new to all these games, so im gonna play dumb for a while and then maybe become an OTTNN5 cunt or something
Good morning! I finally got to talk to people more personally and it has been really nice! Being in Europe means I catch the Aussies in the morning and the Canadians in the evening. So I'll just kinda do another cast assessment thing. Literally y'all have done amazing!
Adrian - Honestly I love him. I already want to go to the end with him because he is such a bae. We have lots of similar interests and being returnees it just bounds us closer together! I feel he is charismatic enough to help draw in other people to form an alliance. He's just an all round sound guy.
Ricardo - I LOVE Ricardo he is so glam and his accent is literally incredible I want links to all his confessionals okay?? He's down for all the returnees to stick together and he came 3rd so I think he will know we're better together since we both came so close. I expect he will be extremely social and that will be good for us at this point in the game!
Bailey - I absolutely love Bailey too! He is really nice and we had a good chat and it flowed pretty well so I think we'll get on like a house on fire. He has also chatted with Adrian and they got on really well so I want to get an alliance going tomorrow of us three and Ricardo. I think we'd all work really well together because we're all kinda chill.
Matheuz - Yikes. Where did y'all find this person. I literally know one person in all of fucking Poland and you managed to find their cousin! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. The person I know is crazy and he says he's crazier and I made contact with the cousin and she said he is insane and I'm literally terrified of him. He's going to be so problematic and I cannot with this person for a long time to be honest. He gives off really shitty vibes. Like his broken English makes me gigglesnort but then he comes out with things like:
[15:05:33] Ste: I have also spoken with Adrian and Ricardo
[15:05:41] Ste: i think that is all so far
[15:05:42] Matoose: Adrian scary me
[15:05:48] Ste: Really?
[15:05:55] Ste: I think he is nice!
[15:06:05] Matoose: yes, his skyp picture is like ISIS.
And I literally don't want to tell that to Adrian at this stage in the game because I don't want him to get upset. Like this person gives me borderline psychopath vibes and that's what I thought when I saw Aren's video but I'll get to him later. I just cannot see myself working with this person in the future even though we somehow have a loose connection. He said he wants to align with me and 2 others and then says he wants all the returnees out and I'm like....sweetie I'm one of those. Maybe stuff is getting a bit lost in translation and I'm missing his jokes.
[16:03:15] Matoose: pooped!
It also seems like we're on pooping update terms? Amazing.
James - I finally got to meet my Irish counterpart! He's really nice but also a noob (or says he is) so I think I've got a potential ally and one to pull into the 4 alliance I mentioned above. I think we're gonna get along just fine. We're having a good discussion on Survivor and we didn't go to the same college! I literally would've passed out of that had happened to go along with Matheuz.
Jeff - Honestly he is nice and kinda quiet but I think he might end up being an ally or surplus to requirements. I think he might help us get a majority though tbh.
Billy - xD quota overload. Just gives off goat or early boot vibes. I think he'll just vote wherever the majority goes but I'm afraid of letting the young ones go far because they are impressionable. Oh we also made an alliance apparently so there is that.
Jared - Who? Haven't really spoken to them but Adrian likes them. I need to speak to him more but honestly I don't see myself getting into an alliance with him.
Aren - He's literally going to make a swift BREXIT out of this game. His video was a parody of himself. He came across as cocky, egotistical and kind of unfriendly. How judgemental of me. He is yet to show up and that is only putting a bigger target on himself so poor him.
So that's my early cast assessment. Sorry that it is extremely long but y'all want confessionals and I love to talk!Â
Welp, Tumblr Survivor!! How damn exciting! I've been waiting for the golden opportunity to compete in this SPLENDID ORG for awhile now - main Survivor, 703, Pure, Stranded... I've done it all. This is the one notch on my belt that I'm missing. The one Gym that I still need to conquer.
... Only thing blocking me from the path of victory is that tomorrow, I'll be in a car pretty much all day with no internet (NOOOO!!!!). This means I might not be able to compete in the challenge and I'll miss a lot of tribe bonding and all that social shit. DANG IT!!! Ah well, guess I just gotta do all the 'friend making' today and rely on my tribe completely owning immunity. Gulp.
One person that I'm extremely pleased to see right off the bat is Ricki. We're pals from another ORG, and we're 100% gonna be pals here. If I can just use my bond with him to get myself into some kinda make-do alliance... I could be golden. I won Tumblr side season Peru, I 'aint gonna be first-boot here.
AREN'S FANTASTIC SURVIVOR TRAINING LESSON NO. 1 - FORMING BONDS
Getting into a new game, first thing you MUST do is observe your tribe - see if you recognize anyone from a past ORG, see who's talking a lot, etc - and you need to talk to everyone; feel 'em all out. Who can you trust? Who can you cut the throat of? Only time (and chatting) will tell. Social-game is arguably the most important aspect of Survivor, especially in the early-game. To get on a good position in your tribe, you must have a strong social-game and you must be chatty. 'Tis a necessity. If you don't have that, count yourself out. Seriously.Â
ok i added willow last night and she hasn't bothered to message me... like girl wyd your already in a minority with the returnees and if your waiting for me to message you 1st? idts. Stephanie in the other hand... where you at... I haven't seen her say one thing yet and if we lose bc we have an inactive than it makes 1st boot so easy :)Â
I'm super excited coming into this, but I'm also really nervous! I hope I can do well and get far, but right now I'm just gonna try to lay low, talk to some people and do well in the challenge so we don't have to go to the first tribal council.Â
Early I did some research on the returnees. Willow lost at F3 and got no votes so that must be mean she was a goat/sheep which is threatening but like she could pull a 180. Kenneth didn't get picked on a tribe his season but came back bc of the twist, won some challenges, and made it to final 5 so l'm little worry about that. Alex got 4th juror so I can't really understand what happened there but Ricki from the other tribe voted him out. Are they cool now? idk will he seek vengeance so many possibilities. I don't like that at all. But overall the returnees seem sketch.
Soooo we got are first challenge and it's pretty unique as I haven't done it before. When it said "make a google doc" I only decide to make the doc because people would be "ok so justin made the doc why vote him out" if we do lose. Â That tribe skype call we had was pretty cute even though i didn't talk asdfghjkl. I finally talked to Steph and I love her. Willow tho? idk her.
Ashley, Elise and Connor are people I'm most likely gonna work with long term. Elisa mentioned #n00bsquad multiple times privately and I honestly can see a newbie alliance forming, I just need to talk to the other newbies more. I need atleast all the newbies to contribute to the challenge because to be honest if we lose I'm gonna mention Alex bc i don't like his vibe at all. Willow seems fun but like until I talk to her 1 on 1 idk where her heads gonna be at.
I honestly feel im not playing utr anymore so let's see where this goes.
ok this is gonna be short and sweet bc i didn't mention it in the one i just sent in
The Challenge say "Immunity" and not about Reward so that kinda bothers me because that means either a) no idols or b) exile island/or something that removes you from the tribe chat and you have to be in a chat with someone from the other tribe and i don't like that. c) another twist of some sort
This better be a nice and sweet round and not be twisty or im gonna scream....
I've spoken to everyone thus far. I don't particularly like any of them all that much - same shit from everyone, 'i love everyone in this tribe' blah blah blah 'i hope we win the first immunity'. It gets annoying. I need an evil accomplice - somebody to strategise with... Somebody that'll be good for my basic strategic needs. Ricki... I can trust him, but I dunno how strategic he's gonna be, really.
There have been a few people which I have had the fortunate pleasure of not meeting yet, which is absolutely perfect for my game. If there are inactives in the tribe... I SHOULD be safe, whether we lose or not. I'm not inactive at all - I'm just gonna be out today. As soon as I get back, I'm hitting Skype up and getting that contender #1 spot, baby. No doubt in my mind. Only thing that could prevent me from doing that, is... A completely active, ray-of-sunshine optimist tribe. The difference between you guys seeing 'Aren' as the next Sole Survivor of Tumblr Survivor or not is literally down to whether there's an inactive on this tribe or not... Kinda sucks, but hey - just gotta work with the cards that I've been dealt, I suppose.
I haven't been pre-merge in fucking eons, and mark my words, I'm gonna perform well here. I refuse to flop on Tumblr fucking Survivor. Nope, nope. Not gonna happen. You'll never take me alive, damnit!!!
AREN'S FANTASTIC GAME LESSONS NO. 2 - CONFESSIONALS
Confessionals. Confessionals, confessionals, confessionals... Confessionals! These are all for show - they might not impact your game, but they'll 100% impact the view on you by player and host alike. If you want to return - make good damn confessionals! Who knows, there could be nobody that reads them (except for that homeless guy living in your basement) but it'll all be worth it if you capture the host's attention, become an All-Star, win after returning and USE THE PRIZE MONEY ON WORLD DOMINATION!!!Â
so the challenge is actually something I can do! And i've been coming up with lots of answers for it, all of them super obvious, both have eyes, both have ears, both breathe air, all that shit.. I hope I'm a comp queen!Â
Goals Today:
*Win the challenge
*Make an alliance with Elise/Ashley. :))))
*Sends snaps of my dog to my tribeÂ
Okay so I made this video 2 nights ago but forgot to post RIP. It's basically just an intro and my first impressions. I don't know how many videos I'm going to do, but if some really good tea comes along then the camtera will be turned on.
Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RCjAlXR6_kÂ
Bailey keeps calling me daddy and he's coming onto me. I know it's fake and all that, but I'm concerned. I don't want to get my dick sucked, I want to complete this damn challenge!!
[21:47:22] Baileysita / Bailey: you're in luck
wanna fuck
[21:47:26] Baileysita / Bailey: Look i made a poem for you
help me
literally wtf is my tribe doing some of these similarities aren't gonna give us points im screaming....Â
So far to my knowledge no concrete alliances have been made. I do what to have one made before the immunity challenge ends just in case we go to tribal despite it looking like we've got a healthy looking score. So I'm collaborating a lot with Adrian because I know he's gonna have my back and we're working together to silently make an impression on everyone and also trying to map out who we should work with and who kind of isn't showing themselves to be a potential ally. So far we're both dead set on having Bailey in our tight trio because he's charismatic and social. I kind of really want to have a core 4 inside a majority of 6. So Ricardo being the other returnee he is the perfect candidate to have in a core alliance for moving through the game. I want to keep checking in with him but I also don't want to come in as overly desperate. Luckily Adrian was talking to him and Ricardo brought it up that he wants to work with us two. That makes me feel confident and more secure because I'm really a panicking and blubbering mess! James also seems like he would be a great strong player and a bit of a meatshield so I'm happy to have him with us. He told me he's never played so I'm hoping that he trusts me to help him rather than be a threat because I've played before.
Now after this 5 it's kind of murky waters. Jeff is cool but not super active yet and Jared is here and I finally spoke to him. I feel they'd both be able to work with us rather than take one of them. So hopefully we'll be able to snag them too and put them on the outer circle of the alliance.
Billy(?) Will(?) whatever his name is hasn't done anything in the challenge or appeared so he is a canon first boot. Matheuz trusts me and is down for working with me but he doesn't like Adrian for some reason so I'm willing to cut him. He still seems a little crazy. The Aren dude said hi and disappeared and hasn't contributed at all to the tribe chat or challenge and really probably will be our first boot should we go to tribal.Â
ok gonna send a quick cf before this challenge ends
I was trying to talking to Elise today, but I didn't get to talk to much about in alliance so that's still in the works. I allied with Christian tho bc we both had good vibes and ya. So my current allies are Connor/Christian and Elisa/Ashley are in the works.
This legit just happened so Kenneth is forming this all guy alliance and i think that's shady af because I know this is not going work and i hate the returnees men so i gtg!!!!!!
On 8/8/16, at 6:19 PM, Cody (Sicily Host) wrote:
> this meninist alliance?
>>Ugly.
Im absolutely in LOVE with this tribe.. Literally nobody here is boring or inactive which is <33333333333333Â
So, we finally finished our first immunity challenge, I'm personally feeling confident, which is a surprise. Hopefully all goes well. A lot of this is all kinds of new to me, the challenge threw me off seeing I knew almost none of the survivor people, LOL, but I pulled through. My tribe is pretty great, actually a group of nice, decent people. No one gives any bad vibes (so far), so it's a pretty leveled thing. Guess all the true colors come out after you face a tribal, right? Guess we'll see.Â
omg yall i actually made an alliance?? and made everyone feel it was super natural?? im shook!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKL4m4oY5vk&feature=youtu.be
End of the Day CF
I SWEAR IF THIS TWIST BRINGS 5 PEOPLE INTO THE GAME IM GOING SCREAM.
But if it's like exile island ill be fine. It better be something cute and not super game changing because that's ugly. I rather be an iconic bitch than be fucked by a twist.
Overall Day Accomplishments
Ally with Christian? â
Ally with Elise? â
Start up ask Connor his thoughts on the returnees. â
To Do List.
Talk to Ashley/Jacob/Steph more
Talk to any returnee 1 on 1? (I don't want to only Ken)
Plot against the men if we lose.
Can't wait for what tomorrow has in store. :)
I cant help that im a natural born flirt but you know i think its helping me advance in this gameÂ
Okay so here is another confessional that I was supposed to write earlier but like totally forgot!
So right now the challenge has been submitted and we are waiting on the results and I hope everything is good with the hosts! ily hosts ily so much
Okay so letâs talk about my game shall we? I feel somewhat confident in the relationships I have formed! the ones I feel really solid with are my relationships with Steven and BaileyâŚ.ily them both so much and I really want to go far with both of themâŚhowever this little bitch ass Steven told me I would get wandsâdâŚ.I donât wanna get Wandaâd! Steven this little irish bby better watch his words!! even though I know he was jokingâŚ.
Bailey! omg i love this little bby tbt to when i thought he was a lady  and talking about universities⌠now ily him and I really want to go far with him! I have been talking to him and using my charm that I have deep down in my soul and I think I have him locked in as a strong alliance member but I want to keep that under wraps so Steven doesnât try and pull some shit but in all honesty right now I couldnât pick between Steven and Bailey so pls donât make me pick
Iâve been talking more to Ricardo also and the fact that he brought up working with Steven is good for me and Steven because we donât want people to know that we do have some history, because if they do then we become even more of a target! So the returnees are gonna stick together to work together to stay in the gameâŚ
Iâve also been working my charm on James and JaredâŚ.and I really really really like them also! they both are super chill and I bonded a lot with James over Pokemon which is perfect because I love pokemon and it looks like he does too! what makes it better is that we both love the same things so we are a perf match! And I feel like we could work really well together because I like working with strong players and in the challenge he did a lot!
Jared I love, we bonded over Aubrey OâDay and our love for the Queen of Survivor (Sandra) and we also bonded over our love for the hags of Cambodia which is perfect bc we love the same people and we hate the same people.. I really really want to work with him
Speaking of the challengeâŚ.wtf letâs speak about how some people didnât contribute and some fucking cunts didnât even put ideas in the fucking chat?! bitch Iâm not here to carry you, my back ainât strong enough! Weak players have absolutely no place in my tribe let alone in the gameâŚif you are weak then you are of no use to me!
Letâs just hope we win because despite the strong relationships I have made keep me safe! but you never know who is feeding you bullshit!
lemme end this by talking shit about the other tribeâŚ..
Alex PippiâŚ.idk you but you have Queen Lydia as your survivor so you canât be that bad but meh
the newbies have all chosen horrible survivor players as their representation so i donât fucking know what they are doing (except for Jacob)
Kenneth used Crazy KathyâŚ.aka one of the 3 queens from Micronesia
Willow used Queen MonicaâŚ.aka robbed queen of Cambodia
but I still donât like them I mean who the fuck uses Jeremiah?! Anna fucking Khait?! that fucker Nick Maiorano?! like honestly what is wrong with you god I hate you if you used them
BUT THE WORST CHOICE GOES TO MY TRIBEMATE who hasnât been here at fucking all btw! FUCKING ARENâŚ.WHO ON EARTH USES BENRY?! LIKE WHAT YOU PICK SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON FROM SUCH A SHITTY SEASON!! I WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF YOU CHOSE THE DIRT SQUIRREL ALINA OR EVEN THAT FLOP NURSE DAMMIT CHOOSE FUCKING DAN LEMBO AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE BUT BENRY? REALLY BRO? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
anyway I hope we win immunity and then I hope I find an idol! I am on the lookout. and I will always be on the lookout!
#teaminternationals #ih8drepana #ilovemyhosts
Look at me slay that challenge! I made the most mundane similarities between each pair, like they both breathe, they both have eyes, they both take shits etc. I did it!!! This whole time I've been worried about fucking it up but I did it!! Also I am close with Ste because he Irish and I Irish and we got that understanding, Adrian is nice too, so hopefully I can sort out an F3 with them and get a 6 together to take out some flops in our tribe that do nothin like whoever 'baby jeff' is on my skypeÂ
My iPad is literally such a slow motherfucker, oh my God. I'm trying so fucking hard to socialise with all of these schmucks, but GOD that's apparently IMPOSSIBLE because of my stupid, Internet Explorer-alike iOS device. I'm trying to act sweet, calm and positive... But it's all a complete act. I'm really just a pissed off arrogant cunt who's trying to get himself into a better position on the tribe. After all, remember, folks... Position & power creates demolition every hour. I enjoy demolition. I enjoy chaos. I want to blow these fuckers to smithereens. I do it EVERY FUCKING GAME. I put on a 'nice 13 year-old sweet boy' act but yes, sorry to break it to you, I'm a fake wanker who will stab each and every one of these rookies in the back. Mark my words. All I need now is the knife to do it with.
I'm trying my damndest to find a slot - a perfect, neat, tight cubby-hole in this tribe. Somewhere that I can sit smoothly in. Somewhere that'll guarantee me safety. Ricki, my bud, is really dang good socially. If I can just find some sorta way to get my cocky British ass into an alliance because of his social connections then GOD, I will be so fucking happy. Time to pray. Time to beg. I don't want to go out second, bloody hell no.
AREN'S FANTASTIC GAME LESSONS NO. 3 - GOING FROM ZERO TO HERO
It may seem hard sometimes - fucking impossible, even. However, you must remember that this is Survivor we're talking about. Things flip on a dime. Be clever. Do not overplay your hand. To defeat a predator, you must think like one - what would convince somebody to flip to your side? Find something - anything to keep you in the game - and use it. Be it guilt-tripping, an immunity-idol, throwing an ally of your's under-the-bus - anything works. Feel free to play dirty, don't feel bad for costing somebody their life in the game in return for your own.
OMG WE WON IMMUNITY!! I'm so happy bc that means I'm not getting last xoxo! I also feel like I'm doing better, I'm in an alliance with Adrian now so I'm hoping that'll last a while and I can get farther!Â
You do not know how happy I am not to be going to tribal just so I can mark the first milestone off my list. Honestly the tribe has been pretty quiet compared to my other experiences so hopefully they can pick it up because I'm a motor mouth chatterbox. I've also got to talk to Aren a little more and he seems completely different from his cast video which just seems like a total meme to me now in comparison to how he actually is. He says he's gonna be around for the next challenges and I hope so because he can jump a few places up the pecking order. As well as that he kind of said he liked me and would work with me so I'm down for being everyone's friend. I feel kinda good that my efforts to chat to everyone individually are paying off for the early stage of the game.
ALSO I AM SO SORRY THAT THIS IS MY 4TH CONFESSIONAL FOR THE FIRST EPISODE BUT I CAN'T HELP IT.Â
I haven't really spoken about all of the people around me yet, kinda just been blabbering on about myself and how fucked I am... Think it's about time Aren gives his assessment on this lil tribe we got over here! Lets get some positivity up in this confessional! I shall assign each person on my tribe one word.
Aren. Winner.
Ricki. Loyal.
'Princess Bad Bitch Aubry'. Ally.
James. Newbie.
Bailey. Leader.
Ste. BFF.
... I swear I'm forgetting people. Oh, right.
Jeff. Who?
*me thinking for two minutes*
... Yeah. Can't remember anyone else. Well, this fucking failed! Don't even know why I'm doing this. I'm gonna stick to being self-centered. Fuck the others.
AREN'S FANTASTIC GAME LESSONS NO. 4 - TRIBE
It might hurt. You may not want to. It might make you cringe. However... You have to act very motivational, optimistic and friendly with your tribe to make sure that they like you. Yep. I said it. It will make you feel very smushy inside and will make you want to put a revolver to your head, but... Unfortunately, motivation keeps the team-spirit going and keeps you guys ready for the next challenge. Like hamsters running on a wheel, basically.Â
I like my tribe so far. My best bestie is Steven and Bailey.
I'm not the most active person but I hope they will see me as loyal chick to bang.
I want get deep conections to people I play with but with tumblr is always hard.
Aren is 13yld and I have no topic with him because he doesn't play Pokemon Go. Lame!
We won <3 I break my curse to be first person voted out in survivor games. Thanks to Survivor Gods.
I can see myself going deep like Adele was rolling in the deep.Â
I just #did #that
I random.rigged it so Kenneth would be the person we give immunity to, because well, I like him. hopefully this won't mean he is a target for the future.. LOLÂ
Har Har Har We won the first comp and im pretty sure i came up with one dot point. Worlds biggest proÂ
ok so we lost and we had ken taken away for the vote which i don't mind
Christian and I were literally strategizing as soon as I got online and rallied up Ashley to make a newbie alliance. Than it branched off to adding Elise and than I NEEDED Connor to be in the majority so I convinced the girls to make it a solid five. We all agreed on Willow and bless it happened, because I can't get rid of Alex because just in case Ken comes back I want the 5 men to be a "thing".
I was worried about Jacob being out of the loop so I spoke to him privately and we both hadn't talked to Willow so it was on board. To make sure the  "all guy" thing stays tru I told him I would talk to Connor and he would talk to Alex making the votes 6 - ? - ?  and whatever Willow/Steph votes. If this works Connor/I will be swing votes in the alliances and Steph/Alex should be next if we happen to lose.
if Aren/Ricki tell Ken they know me i s2g i will fight themÂ
OMFG I wonder how embarrassed the americans must feel?! like wtf how do they lose by that much? Maybe they donât know how to think? Do they have brains? judging by the 1,636 vs 414 scoreline I guess they donât have brains! Kenneth described them as âdonald trumps america tribeâ which makes sense tbhâŚas the international tribe we have a lot to prove, we have a lot to play for and the other tribe has nothing to play for! all that is at stake is their âamerican prideâ and the fact that our worst pair score at 88 was better than their best pair score at 62?! I mean I feel like their pride is pretty low at the moment which  is perfect!  we almost quadrupled their scoreâŚ.I mean where are the brains over there??Â
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cg483vTSVs&feature=youtu.be
OKAY, so SUPER quick because I'm headed to the store right before tribal and I forgot to explain my vote.
Obviously there's the all-guys alliance, OF WHICH I was the very last one added to, so this sausage fest could've been brewing since day 1 and here I am getting added 2 days later. Also, I apologize for an all-male alliance even though none of this was in my control. I don't think it could work out though because 5 gays in an alliance together, who are all pretty much super fans and LOATHE all-male alliances?? Nty, I don't think it's going to work out in the end. There's no way any of these gays can resist the charm of a game-changing queen, so our demise will be inevitable.
For the vote, one of my closest allies (Ken) got kidnapped so that scalped me. I still have the other guys though and I lightly suggested Willow's name because the bitch doesn't speak. I didn't realize one of our veterans was a mute. Justin said he hasn't talked to her either, and it domino-effected onto Alex as well, so as far as I know, that's who we locked in. I don't know about any of the girls. I love Ashley and Christian though.
I've just been talking the majority of my tribe, just making sure they know I have a pulse and a working keyboard so maybe it'll get me by these crucial first votes and build some kind of foundation of trust.
I have NO idea how anyone's actually voting, which will be like that the entire game since bitches are FAKE (myself included). I'm just paranoid because legit everyone stopped talking to each other. It's been a weird ass day. Once we lose, everyone S-C-A-T-T-E-R-E-D. Hoping for the best. But how iconic if I'm the first boot? Like when will your faves be such a chaotic, pretty, and entertaining mess all in a whopping 3 day 1 episode arch and still get the 1st boot? Ugh. Stay tuned <3