Outta The Pan And Into The Fire!

[pkmn irl eebydeeby blog]

[sick-tricks-kicks]

YO YO YO, WHATS GOOD?!

My name is Kicks! I mean not really but you don’t get to know the actual one. Coming at you live from Kalos!

So a while back, likea few weeks or whatever, I was just like some guy. Yknow how it is, you’re in college up all night workin on an assignment no one’s even gonna fucking read thinking “man what the hell am I doing?!” So you leave to go on a soul searching journey? Yeah I did that, blacked out, and woke up in a breakfast restaurant’s garbage can as whatever this coolass bird is.

Anyways, ever since I’ve been prowlin around and fighting crime! Nothin major yet but hey there’s gotta be like SOME reason this happened so yknow what I’m making it work.

Got a friend, way smarter than me btw, who asked me to start up this account! She’s been helping develop tech for me AND crossing the language barrier cause. Well I’m not actually from Kalos I just ended up here. She might poke around in here every so often.

That’s all. See ya!

//Cant even see images without getting blog ideas anymore…. Anyways look at my superhero bird thing. Isn’t he so silly

//Out of character posts will be tagged as out of character, and out of character text is marked by //

//Pelliper mail and mallice are allowed! Magic anons too but I might not allow all of them.

//In character anon hate is fine. Love when people are mean to my sillies actually

//Likes and follows from @mayonaisalspray

[sick-tricks-kicks]

[A short video. The person recording it is standing on a wooden plank far from shore. They pan the camera around. There are multiple Sharpedo fins circling the wood]

I dont think i can eto bleh my way out of this one folks

[hidingintheswablu]

okay so that person who was on my blog was just a kid named Michael who was setting out on their journey, didn’t mean any harm, and was genuinely unaware

he gave me my phone back, released me, and gave me several berries and potions

he decided to make his own blog, it’s @michaelandturtwig if you’d like to see that

i am. honestly terrified. being in the pokeball was scary :(

im probably gonna take a break from Rotomblr for a bit.

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Oh shit, glad youre alright. Was wondering what ended up happening with ya good youre not hurt. Well. Brain hurt but thats a bit easier to fix then like an injury. Sometimes. Have a nice break :>

[hidingintheswablu]

this Swablu’s very silly. I don’t think they like the poke ball i caught them in lol

//orange text

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Heyyyy I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news but you just caught an actual human person in the fucking Pokeball. Like. A guy who’s been turned into a Swablu. This is his phone and account. Just letting you know cause like that’s bad and you should stop that okay? Okay 👍 try like literally any other Swablu

[hidingintheswablu]

wait whAT

I didnt know that was a thing!

uhh should i just release them-?

//orange text

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Yeah it’s a thing happened to me to I’m a Blaziken or whatever. I’d release em maybe get em a snack cause I’d imagine being like caught caught is pretty damn stressful yknow? But yeah this is just a misunderstanding I get it I get it most people don’t expect the Pokémon they catch to be people yknow? I get it

[sick-tricks-kicks]

CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME

WALK INTO MY MYSTERY

BABY STEP INSIDE AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFEEEE

DO YOU REMEMBER ME

CAPTURE YOU OR SET YOU FREE

BABY I AM ALL

I AM ALL OF MEEEE

[hidingintheswablu]

this Swablu’s very silly. I don’t think they like the poke ball i caught them in lol

//orange text

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Heyyyy I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news but you just caught an actual human person in the fucking Pokeball. Like. A guy who’s been turned into a Swablu. This is his phone and account. Just letting you know cause like that’s bad and you should stop that okay? Okay 👍 try like literally any other Swablu

[spinarak-bite]

hey sliggogle, why am I still single?

I'm a super hero

I have a funky wire boi

and I work out

where is my boyfriend?

[bugtypeskilledandthenrevivedme]

talk to more people

[spinarak-bite]

I already interacted with every single person here

at least in akala

is that not enough?

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Have you tried being whimsical I’ve heard that helps

[spinarak-bite]

is being the human equivalent of a chewtle enough?

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Idk what that is. Is it whimsical does it say “yippie!!” And have a certain undeniable swag

[spinarak-bite]

it bites things

wait, I think I can find an image...

...

this

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Hm. I do think it has a certain whimsy a certain je ne se quoi is that the right phrase? Idk. It’s got a certain vibe a certain feel but idk if that’s the kinda whimsy you want you get me you feel me? Like. You need to have the energy of a medieval bard or jester or something I’ve been told jesters have crazy game. Or maybe my roommate is lying to me. I don’t actually know anything

[spinarak-bite]

I do play as bard on the dnd sessions at least lol

[sick-tricks-kicks]

That is a GOOD SIGN play into that whimsy from those sessions soon you’ll have a boyfriend maybe. Maybe idk like I said I don’t know anything

[pkmn-ken]

How do you feel about

Ghetsis?

hm…ghetsis….I despise that man…with every fiber…of my being…the things he’s done….to N...He makes….my blood boil….I hate him!

Of course..he is N’s…father…therefore, I should be…respectful to him….in some way…shape or form…but there are moments…where I want to simply…take him out…if you get…what I’m saying…

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Like. On a date? Wait no my eyes only read the red words ignore me

[pkmn-ken]

…P̷͕̣̻̖̫̩̥̽́͂̀̓̈́Ȧ̧̛͔̬̜̲̲͚͎͚̹͊̀̄R̛͕̗̰̙̠̩̀͒͋̅̔̈́́̚Ḑ̶͈̠̯̙̻̄͌̎̅̑͝Ǒ̡̡͚̩̼̭͕͆̈́͑̊͢͞ͅͅŅ̸̱̫͕̬̍̓̓͋̒̿̃̌̌̔?̴̛͎͓͍͚͔̣̃̓̽͒̉́́͂͟͞?͕̮̫̣̙̪͛̿̓͂̓͂?̨̼̳͕̤̰́̐̈̇́̀ͅ

I would rather…relive the horrors…I endured in Sinnoh…than date that…man.

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Yeah yeah yeah I miss read this so bad dw about it 👍 I barely pass lit classes I’ve got negative literature skills

[spinarak-bite]

hey sliggogle, why am I still single?

I'm a super hero

I have a funky wire boi

and I work out

where is my boyfriend?

[bugtypeskilledandthenrevivedme]

talk to more people

[spinarak-bite]

I already interacted with every single person here

at least in akala

is that not enough?

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Have you tried being whimsical I’ve heard that helps

[spinarak-bite]

is being the human equivalent of a chewtle enough?

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Idk what that is. Is it whimsical does it say “yippie!!” And have a certain undeniable swag

[spinarak-bite]

it bites things

wait, I think I can find an image...

...

this

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Hm. I do think it has a certain whimsy a certain je ne se quoi is that the right phrase? Idk. It’s got a certain vibe a certain feel but idk if that’s the kinda whimsy you want you get me you feel me? Like. You need to have the energy of a medieval bard or jester or something I’ve been told jesters have crazy game. Or maybe my roommate is lying to me. I don’t actually know anything

[spinarak-bite]

hey sliggogle, why am I still single?

I'm a super hero

I have a funky wire boi

and I work out

where is my boyfriend?

[bugtypeskilledandthenrevivedme]

talk to more people

[spinarak-bite]

I already interacted with every single person here

at least in akala

is that not enough?

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Have you tried being whimsical I’ve heard that helps

[spinarak-bite]

is being the human equivalent of a chewtle enough?

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Idk what that is. Is it whimsical does it say “yippie!!” And have a certain undeniable swag

[pkmn-ken]

How do you feel about

Ghetsis?

hm…ghetsis….I despise that man…with every fiber…of my being…the things he’s done….to N...He makes….my blood boil….I hate him!

Of course..he is N’s…father…therefore, I should be…respectful to him….in some way…shape or form…but there are moments…where I want to simply…take him out…if you get…what I’m saying…

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Like. On a date? Wait no my eyes only read the red words ignore me

[spinarak-bite]

hey sliggogle, why am I still single?

I'm a super hero

I have a funky wire boi

and I work out

where is my boyfriend?

[bugtypeskilledandthenrevivedme]

talk to more people

[spinarak-bite]

I already interacted with every single person here

at least in akala

is that not enough?

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Have you tried being whimsical I’ve heard that helps

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Hey why am I scared of birds. Is that like a Pokémon thing. Is this normal. I’m like way bigger then it too. I could take a Hawlucha in a fight

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

fighting type

have you ever tried punching a bird?

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Yeah multiple times why

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

you might be scared of birds because fighting is weak to them

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Ah man. Wtf. I could fight a bird when I was HUMAN this is bullshit I’ve got fire powers and stuff now I should be able to do this

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Hey why am I scared of birds. Is that like a Pokémon thing. Is this normal. I’m like way bigger then it too. I could take a Hawlucha in a fight

[sick-tricks-kicks]

i was . wrong

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Hey why am I scared of birds. Is that like a Pokémon thing. Is this normal. I’m like way bigger then it too. I could take a Hawlucha in a fight

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

fighting type

have you ever tried punching a bird?

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Yeah multiple times why

[sick-tricks-kicks]

Hey why am I scared of birds. Is that like a Pokémon thing. Is this normal. I’m like way bigger then it too. I could take a Hawlucha in a fight

[legendaries-joker]

@jayden-the-popplio

Fellow eeby here! uh can you open pelliper mail please? makes easier to send things

Why would I want to make it easier for a complete stranger to mail stuff to me?

[sick-tricks-kicks]

They gave me a cool hat because of it once I’d say it’s worth it 👍