"and I don't think Squid Boy has let my feet limp on solid ground in a week."
she tells no lies. and the times she tries to avoid the piggy back rides, i just put her over my shoulder or bridal style carry her. 🤷🏼♂️
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@sickfuckchrissyb
"and I don't think Squid Boy has let my feet limp on solid ground in a week."
she tells no lies. and the times she tries to avoid the piggy back rides, i just put her over my shoulder or bridal style carry her. 🤷🏼♂️
Oi, rude.
Of course you would, though.
We don’t even gets names? I’m wounded.
Alright, I’ll let him know. If Dunky could be here, he would. We do Schaden-chats essentially and the last one was a lot of sad bois.
Yeah, that he does.
We’re the Schadenidiots so y’know. Oh, about that... Dunky’s currently trapped in Australia and Kylo’s in mourning about it. Quite heartbreaking, really. I’ll give ‘em a shout to turn up
Ya spoil him so much. But he’s a good wolf and deserves it.
sickfuckchrissyb:
Scratch behind his ears and he actually howls. That he is. Wouldn’t trade him for anything
I discovered that on accident once. Scratch a certain spot on his back and he’ll thump his foot. Are we sure he’s not a wolf in disguise?
I’m not responsible if you get multiple excited pictures of him and his birthday cake.
At least yours was on accident. Me and the boys all tested it as a theory. If so, at least he hasn’t any fleas. Oh boy. What kind is it this year?
sickfuckchrissyb:
That’s a very good point. The little shit
He’s sort of like an actual animal in that aspect.
But he’s our little shit.
Scratch behind his ears and he actually howls. That he is. Wouldn’t trade him for anything
sickfuckchrissyb:
How dare you. He didn’t complain though
He’s not gonna complain if he’s getting loved. He loves love.
That’s a very good point. The little shit
Pretty sure I’m the better kisser anyway.
How dare you. He didn’t complain though
It’s my best friend’s birthday 💕
sickfuckchrissyb:
Your floof petting always makes me a sleepy squid.
You need to wear floof more.
Only at home, only for you.
sickfuckchrissyb:
At least I left the hair a floof for ya?
…true,. I do like the floof hair. It’s fun to pet
Your floof petting always makes me a sleepy squid.
sickfuckchrissyb:
But which part was the issue? The naked or the water?
…the water. Ya dork.
At least I left the hair a floof for ya?
What’s wrong with that? She was laying down, I got out of the bath and kissed her and she threatened me.
YOU WERE NAKED AND DRIPPIN’ WATER ALL OVER ME!
But which part was the issue? The naked or the water?
What’s wrong with that? She was laying down, I got out of the bath and kissed her and she threatened me.
Steffanie Newell is a cruel human being. She asked me not to drown in the bath because I’m the one that pays that bill and she doesn’t know how to. RUDE. And then she also said she doesn’t want me to die bc then she can’t marry me and mentioned future baby dragons and squids. Made my heart happy. BUT THEN SHE THREATENED TO KICK ME IN THE NUTS ALL BECAUSE I KISSED HER. Why is she like this?! Annnnd then she wanted me to come to bed and let her play with my curl floof. Yet, I love her so much.
I just need to sleep with my kids all day, and Disney.
That’s all I need.
You need that and I need a bath, good cuppa, and food.
and lowkey my back needs to pop