GIVE ME HELL. I LIKE IT LIKE THAT.

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

Oh I'm going to kick his fuckin' head off. And enjoy doing it.

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

Now I gotta pick up those financial papers. Fuck. 

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

bank-onsasha​:

Exactly! Now we don’t even need to worry about. That part is done and over with so we don’t have to think about it when we have the party.

It’s sweet that you facetimed with her! At least she could see you then in your marital bliss even if she wasn’t with you for the nuptials. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU IGNORE YOUR GRANDMOTHERS CALLS? >;O DON’T DO THAT YOUNG LADY.

I can’t even complain cause………………….we need towels. LET HER SPOIL YOU WITH HER TOWELS OK. LET. HER.

Exactly. 

...STOP IT YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOM. We waited for “martial bliss” til after if you know what I’m sayin’. 

you want some towels? I can give you some of our towels. 

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

bank-onsasha​:

It’s be rough with Finn’s jaw and in this very odd, very strange way, it put things into perspective and drew us closer. I just kinda looked at him and was like “wanna get married today” and he was like “let’s do it”. Went to the court house, got hitched, I made us a nice dinner and lit some candles to add a touch of romance. It was perfect in its own way.

I totally and completely understand 10000% because with everything going on right now it’s hard. There’s always time for a celebration later. That’s how I look at it.

I MEAN, I REALLY WOULDN’T EXPECT ANYTHING LESS FROM HER BUT IT’S WHY WE LOVE HER.

Nah I totally get that. Plus now the paperwork is done so when you want the big celebration you’re good to go. 

We might fly to Chicago for a weekend once things settle down and go see her but in the meantime we ordered pizza and we just FaceTimed and it was nice....save for the part where she made me get serious and talk about finances for the company but that’s what I get for ignoring those phone calls. 

LISTEN SHE SENT AT LEAST 100 PACKAGES TO MY HOUSE. INCLUDING TOWELS. SO MANY FUCKING TOWELS. 

[bank-onsasha-deactivated2022022]

secondcitysubmissionspecialist​:

As someone who also court-housed it, congratulations @bank-onsasha, @agodslashsatan! 

….expect the wedding gift to come from the wife I suck at this thing. 

Thank you!!! It was time and tbh both of us were impatient so we just said eff it and went to the courthouse.

You’re both the absolute sweetest. THANK YOU <3~

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

Listen I literally rolled over and said to Nicky, “You wanna get married today?” and she didn’t really take me that seriously until I pulled out the rings. Then she punched me in the shoulder and said yes. So we went to the courthouse got married and then bought some beer and came home. It was very weirdly romantic. 

The way Nicky saw it;  we can get married now and do a wedding later. We weren’t really fond of wedding in the time of COVID because my grandma. 

ALSO don’t listen to Whitney if you don’t have a registry it’s fine she’ll just send multiple hundred packages to your door.

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

As someone who also court-housed it, congratulations @bank-onsasha, @agodslashsatan! 

....expect the wedding gift to come from the wife I suck at this thing. 

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

I am damn lovable. 

[magnhildmelee]

This is why you HAVE A WEDDING REGISTRY.

I went in blind and look what happened! I’m not at fault here! @secondcitysubmissionspecialist

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

I TOLD YOU I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS. NOR DID I PLAN IT 

There are probably 100 literal packages here you’re lucky I don’t make your ass come over and help me get them in the house. 

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

There are a million fucking packages on this porch... WHITNEY

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

Give me Jericho. I wanna say I beat up Jericho. 

also do you know how fucking weird it is having stake in this company and not having a damn idea what’s happening with this tournament? They’re both hush-hush and while I deserve it I don’t like it. 

[mrxfunsize]

I STOP GOING TO BUM COOKIES FROM HER AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS

[mrxfunsize]

Becky kinda did but she’s having a baby. I do the climbing to keep Lex from doing it but gotta be careful with the boot. And Kenny did but y’know, I’m weirdly awkward.

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

Listen you. I will fight a pregnant woman I have no fucking shame. 

You’re mine now. 

[mrxfunsize]

I STOP GOING TO BUM COOKIES FROM HER AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS

[mrxfunsize]

I stop taking cookies from you and you get married. Becky’s having a kid that’s gonna replace me as her favorite child. Kenny’s got kids everywhere and they’re all doing great.

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

....fuck it I’m adopting you. 

[ffszoie]

@secondcitysubmissionspecialist I know you’re dealing with being scolded by Whitney but congratulations to you and @nickbehindthecameras! 💖

You could’ve texted or something I’m js.

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

Listen we went out furniture shopping after and I was going to FaceTime you and tell you now that we’re home but in my defense I did not plan to get married today until like five minutes after I woke up .

[mrxfunsize]

I STOP GOING TO BUM COOKIES FROM HER AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

Surprise?

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

magnhildmelee​:

……wedding registries are absolutely a thing omg what is WRONG with you???

Tell Nicky to holla at me she’ll know what you two need. You’re a mess.

THIS IS WHY ROMELLE IS MY FAVORITE. 

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

magnhildmelee​:

smh BITCH

LINK ME TO THE FUCKING WEDDING REGISTRY I HAVE SHIT TO BUY

I DIDN’T MAKE ONE? IS THAT A THING? 

I DON’T KNOW WE’RE MOVING BACK INTO THE HOUSE I BOUGHT NEXT DOOR TO JOEY’S SO LIKE HOUSE SHIT? 

[secondcitysubmissionspecialist]

magnhildmelee​:

WTF JORDAN WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME!?

I WAS ABOUT TO.