[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[sickmachete]

watching this really dumb youtube video but one of the women is sooo gorgeous i might actually be in love

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]

[sleepy-bebby]

[todaysbird]

she erupted

[mortimermcmirestinks]

here u go op your rat is a chestburster now

[calumsash]

sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

Visit Original Link

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #268

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Voting ended onJan 11

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

[farmerlesbian]

i need to say this in a safe space. i hate the word hubby. it is revolting. i never want to have to see or hear that word again

[diet-cokesiut]

Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀

like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding

[sickmachete]

restless leg syndrome sounds like the most in your head nonsense disease ever until you literally cant sleep for days on end and want to kill yourself

[nontemporary]

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[reh-hateshumans]

i am a monster fucker, monster lover, monster cuddler, monster protector, monster romancer, monster admirer, monster devotee, monster supporter

[puddlewater39]

News : puppies is been renamed to "Dog Larvae". Everyone is happy aboit this.

[amelia-mariee]

people be like “omg this is my comfort movie” and it’s a bunch of people having the worst day of their life