dust and ashes.

Hannah. millenial. Jewish. Chronically anxious and broke. Wannabe princess.

[pi-la]

[softpng]

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

[nemotheii]

Cuddle request. 🥰

[leavesofgas]

[weirdness-is-good]

[sighinastorm]

This is a painting to me.

[snowbairdd]

♪ So don't stop to figure out a plan you can't reason with a headless man. ♪

THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW in THE ADVENTURES OF ICHABOD AND MR. TOAD (1949) dir. Jack Kinney, Clyde Geronimi, James Algar

[kosmogrl]

[sarangganggg]

Always reblog

[thirstghosting]

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

[friendlylycanthrope]

What about American idiot

[thirstghosting]

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

[lesbianlucysnowe]

experiencing the locked tomb series solely through scrolling past fanart on tumblr and then actually reading gideon the ninth is so funny because i just assumed that gideon and harrow’s super goth skeleton face-paint look was just like. normal necromancer garb in the world of the book so imagine my surprise and amusement when i found out that they’re actually like. their world’s version of amish people

[cicadako]

Stabbed! A short comic

made for an anthology awhile ago

[v-ersacrum]

British School, The Judde Memorial (detail), 1560

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

See if i fell in love with a mysterious masked figure that lives in the catacombs and they said they didnt want to remove the mask becaue it will scare me i wouldnt believe them since i dont think it will but I would simply go "thats okay babe its alright if youre not ready I respect your bounderies" but that will simply never happen because fortunately to us all france isn't real

[sickmanfreud]

ashamed to report I have started JJK

[birdmans]

CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

[emziess]

Challengers dir. Luca Guadagnino (2024)

[bastardcircus]

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

[bastardcircus]

THIS IS FUCKING IT, IT’S SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!

[sickmanfreud]

I wish I had gotten to use this during my dissertation