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Cicadako│Now back with extra gender shenanigans

[leafykat]

this is like from almost a year ago lol

[carnivorous-arboretum]

@c0rpseductor

[cicadako]

Andrea and Isaac had a little talk about future.

This is one of the monthly short comics I made for Patreon. Only one in third of them will go public. If you wanna read more, please consider subscribe O_<

[cicadako]

It was in fact the crusty face that did lmao. I liked your art around back in the arcana days and it’s fun to see you post xiv stuff now!

Since we are already talking about him

[cicadako]

I personally started following you around the time I got into ffxiv so I came for the ocs and staying for the wolmeric because so true. so so true.

but im also staying for the ocs I love them

You stay for wolmeric? You stay for these two dumb bitches???

(Thanks man, really appreciate it 🥹)

[cicadako]

The duality of the lord speaker

[cicadako]

You know what I just know it's Aymeric's crusty face that gave me away.

Curse you, Julian Devorak! *shakes fists*

[hallabun]

aymeric has got to be the funniest character ever. notable pretty boy. serious and stern in appearance. has clawed and scraped his way up ishgardian society to gain the power needed to enact reform. has immense political connections. an expert in diplomacy and manners. attends formal events on the regular since it is required of him. a skilled dancer who is the talk of noble women. is voted in as lord speaker and is in charge of the temple knights. is by all means the ultimate catch who could have anyone he wants.

and yet! he does not like doing Any of this!!! he is still single in his 30s. he wants to quit his job and see the world, but won’t because he feels morally obligated to stay. despite having his pick of anyone in ishgard, he becomes enamored with the adventurer who not only arrives in ishgard as a fugitive, but immediately gets in trouble with the heaven’s ward and crashes into ishgard on the back of a dragon more than once.

he is the cause of awkward silence at alliance meetings on more than one occasion due to how passionate he gets, and he fumbles around when asking wol to dinner and can’t keep his emotions in check around them.

his adoptive parents (who were by all accounts a nice elderly couple) have passed on and the only family he has left is his birth father who mocks him for his idealism and does not love him; he is visibly ruffled when this is used against him in a debate. he loves sweets and gets excited about the starlight celebration and volunteers to hand out gifts to children. he has a dodo omelette recipe he uses to convince lucia, the literal garlean spy he spared, about the joys of cooking. this does not work.

he walks around on guard duty in a neon blue elephant suit for reasons we can only speculate about. what the fuck is wrong with this guy (affectionate).

[cicadako]

*shook pikachu face*

[cicadako]

i love these last two drawings you've posted even if they're toeing the line of new tumblr rules and i have no idea who they are thank you for posting them anyways. i literally mourn your old nsfw art from before 2018 every single fucking day. but all of your art is fantastic and i love the horror stuff with your ocs and that werewolf lady gives me life. i was so excited when you started posting again. i love seeing your stuff <3 thank you for everything you share.

Omg it's been that long???? I think I haven't draw anything as explicit as before the purge. Man maybe it's time... 👀But I'll start from some regular saucy stuff as warm up.

Also thank you for supporting all my blorbos! I'm currently in ffxiv hell so you'll see more of those two in the future for sure.

Btw if you don't already know I have a webcomic that updates every Wednesday. Check it out if you want to see the werewolf lady suffers (although she isn't a werewolf in this one)

[cicadako]

Again I am very sorry

[olihikki]

[cicadako]

Spiny cat tongue...

[chryza]

The Blessing of Light is something that is intentionally left pretty vague by the story, probably as another way to let the player fill in the gaps with whatever they want, and while sometimes this manifests in the story treating the blessing like a bodysuit of kevlar, I think the much more interesting interpretation is to go full whump with it and establish that the only rule is that the warrior of light cannot die. Aside from the subplot in post-ARR/HW being more interesting with the real threat of death now upon them, it just adds so much sauce. We can magick away the possibility of their head getting chopped off with the superhuman reflexes Hydaelyn hath granted, and so it is very delicious to imagine someone who, rather than being unable to be meaningfully injured, is instead able to just keep going despite catastrophic bodily harm. The warrior of light just keeps fucking going, no matter how much they may wish they were dead. More blood than humanly possible spilling out onto the ground, face pale, hands shaking, still moving with eerie grace and agility, screaming with pain every time they bring another desperate strike down? Thats the good shit.

[saanphoenix2]

I recall the devs saying that party wipes in a dungeon are just the WoL having Echo visions on what Not to fucking do, implying that they hallucinate their death repeatedly before triumphing.

Which is equally, "That's rough buddy."

[the-wardens-torch]

A young WoL preemptively seeing themself get incinerated by Ifrit.

[cicadako]

Them fantasy catholic boys do suffer a lot

[cicadako]

The duality of the lord speaker

[cicadako]

Different body types

[emlan]

Catching up on Jeathebelle’s MSQ playthrough and his healerjail’d self [made a joke] about how Zenos never would’ve picked a healer weapon… Les go.

[tinygameralec]

@juliathegolden you absolute legend, thank you for finding this post!

[cicadako]