Let Me Explain you a Thing

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[zigazig-ah-blog-blog]

[classof1999]

Somebody told me that the reason Cousin Skeeter was cancelled was because they couldn’t get the slime out of the puppet 

[thestonemask]

[swordbabe-deactivated20151016]

i feel so bad for the japanese girls whose selfies are posted without their consent by ppl with urls like kitten-strawberry-cum what the hell is wrong with you creepy fucks

[ericbaudour-deactivated20191120]

They were too scared to show the new Sonic at E3 but I got a sneak peek

[lepuffpuff]

so fragile

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEN

[gravegospel]

[catbountry]

You ever have that one fanfiction you’ve read multiple times, and you’ll return to it over and over again and just soak it in, and maybe you’ll go a while without reading it but maybe you’ve watched the source material recently and you feel like you have to go through it again, because it’s just that good?

… ‘Cause I know I do.

[plant-ghoul]

Yes. YES. But I have a fanfiction that is SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS that I keep going back and reading it. Optimus Prime x Vacuum Cleaner

[catbountry]

… Well shit, dude, I think yours sounds like it blows mine out of the water.

[awesome-seance]

I keep fanfics like that on my kindle. In. Not Optimus prime/vacuum cleaner, like multiple rereads.

[catbountry]

I’d keep an Optimus Prime/Vacuum Cleaner fic on my kindle just for the sheer novelty, really.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

sometimes, when i’m feeling sad, i re-read a banjo-kazooie erotic fanfic i found a while ago and laugh so hard that i forget what i was sad about i should buy a kindle just to contain it, really

[catbountry]

If Kazooie has a vagina instead of a cloaca, then it’s bullshit and I don’t want to read it.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

kazooie doesn’t feature aside from a brief cameo, but i think this excerpt does more to describe it than anything i could ever say

[nutastic]

[kaseylgifford]

Would….would this be any less terrifying in context?

[stanford-pines]

dog:… I am going to get my gun frog: *gasps*

[ivys4ur-deactivated20180125]

somebody please tell me what this is from

[oolongearlgrey]

when did Animal Crossing get so violent? 

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i never expected to see Hector’s House on tumblr, and i most definitely do not remember this scene

[catsss9]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[ubuyo]

with E3 being a week away I’d like to take this time to remind everyone of this picture of Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen watching Microsoft show off the Kinect

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!

a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

[pwrowl-blog]

[nintendocafe]

Yoshi’s Woolly World coming soon for Nintendo Wii U | Pre-Order!

[ruinedchildhood]

[missgaley-archive-deactivated20]

nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location

[thetrashiestoftrash]

“this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items”

[the-muse-hirself-deactivated201]

“why is all this ammo here”

[missmokushiroku]

“where did all the enemies go”

[drtanner-dickery]

“This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it.“ 

[sithrightsactivist]

“The music stopped suddenly.”

“No, there it is.”

“….That’s an awful lot of bass.”