Remember that one time Joe got burned
Joe: My penis is out of this world.
Me: You mean you need a telescope to see it?
Everyone: Dies
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Remember that one time Joe got burned
Joe: My penis is out of this world.
Me: You mean you need a telescope to see it?
Everyone: Dies
Remember that one time Joe tried to guess Darrell's middle name
Joe: "What's the initial?"
Taylor: "It's on his license plate"
Joe: "Oh! E..."
*everyone guesses Edward, Evan, Elliot, etc.*
Darrell: "It's four letters"
Joe: "D.E.Washington....hmmm...Is it Enzel?"
Everyone: Dies
Remember that one time I was talking about arranged marriages
Juan: "When are you getting married Sabbir?"
Me: "Probably in 3 years"
Rahman: "Sabbir's parents are going to have 10 girls lined up for him and be like pick 4"
Me: "Dude, I am an engineer working in the US making a 5 figure salary. My wife is going to be hot"
Juan: "10000 dollars a year is also a 5 figure salary"
Everyone: Dies
Remember that one time we were talking about even numbers
Candace: "I'm glad there's four of us. Odd numbers make me uncomfortable. I like four, its the perfect family size" Joe: "yeah, with two kids" Me: "....or 3 wives" Everyone: Dies
Remember that one time Joe was talking about diversity
Joe: "Rutgers is so diverse! I was on the bus and the numbers were spot on! 8 Chinese kids reading books, 2 white guys including me, and one black guy at the back of the bus. I did not put him there!" Everyone: Dies.
Remember that one time Darrell went wild
*a group of older women walk by* Darrell: "MILF PARADE!" Everyone: dies
Remember that one time we had an epic bro out session at the park
So senior week was almost rolling around and us guys decided to go for a bro out / grill session in a nice outdoor location.
Assorted meats were marinated overnight.
We had no idea where we were going at first, but we decided to go to the nearest park.
Almost prepared with everything - got a grill, lighter fluid, meats, tortillas, plates, water, napkins, etc.
Knowing us, there was no way this would go smoothly. Something was bound to fuck up.
We set out in afternoon after class. Just as we're about to leave, I realize I left the lighter in my room.
Ran back to my dorm. Realize the lighter is in my pocket. Ran back to car.
We go to Giant first to get some supplies - got coal, lighter fluid, and water.
Purchase supplies, head back to the car. Rahman yells out profanities. We forgot the ice (for the marinated meat). So we go back in and get a big bag of ice. I decide to get a jug of water. Everyone votes against it. I say we'll need it.
Set out from Giant, on to the open road. Binh was driving, seemed to know where we were going. He said he knew a park nearby.
We get to the park, get out of the car and ask a couple where we can set up a BBQ.
Big surprise, there was a bomb threat nearby, so the park is closed. A bomb threat. In the middle of bumblef**k PA.
Things are going great so far. Just as expected.
We head out in another direction. We're on the highway, and see a turn up front. Almost crashed, and made a dangerous left turn on the highway.
Still looking for another park by the river. We see the river in the distance but can't get to the park yet.
Found a detour sign. Took the detour. It led us around the area. We find a parking lot, and can see the river, but no park.
Circle the parking lot twice.
Turns out that's the parking lot for the park.
Get out of car. Find the deck (first picture).
Perfect.jpg
Find the grill stands. Prepare the coal. Put the meat on sticks. Set up meat on grill with epic optimum heat transfer formation.
Turns out my water jug came in handy. i_told_you_so.gif
Took a bunch of pictures. Ate some really awesome fresh grilled food. Hung out with some of the best people I've met.
People say what counts is the journey, not the destination. In our case, it was both. I say what really counts is the company you keep. Everything else falls into place.
*Some pictures were taken that should never be disclosed in public.
Remember that one time we were picking up Ada from Center Circle
*7 of us going to the Chinese buffet in Joe's SUV, and picking up Ada on the way from downtown*
*We pull up next to the curb where we see Ada standing at the corner of the street*
*We all agree to holler at her to catch her attention*
*Rahman pokes his head out the window*
Rahman: "YO GIRL LEMME HOLLA AT YOU HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA AY GIRL HOLLA HOLLA"
*Random middle aged woman walking by and stops and walks up to the car, confused, and smiling at Rahman*
Rahman: "NO NOT YOU, HER!" *points to Ada, who is now coming up to our car*
Rahman: Why the hell would a random middle aged woman think a car full of college students are hollering at her?
*Everyone was dying the entire time*
Remember that one time Kate was trying to charge her phone
*Kate unplugs the power strip and plugs in her phone charger*
*Jason and I start dying*
Kate: What??
Me: Why didn't you just plug it into the power strip? It was closer to your chair!
Kate: Oh! Well I didn't realize that was the power strip!
*Jason and I start dying again*
Remember that one time Joe thought Hassaan was Rahman
Rahman: Freshman year, Joe used to confuse me and Hassaan.
Joe: Yeah I couldn't tell you guys apart!
Rahman: Yo man, me too!
Everyone: Dies.
Remember that one time we were watching a commercial
*A commercial came on with people dancing being all happy and what not*
Candace: Darrel, I have a question. Are black people as happy as they show on commercials?
Darrell: Humm. Let me pull up my files and records.
Candace: Haha no really though, they all look so happy
Darrell: That's cause they're getting paid
Everyone: Dies
Remember that one time my friends got me a cake
Remember that one time Rebecca was updating her computer
*Rebecca is installing Chrome on her laptop, and we advice her to get adblock so she wouldn't get any more ads*
Rebecca: "Guys! How do I add block?"
Remember that one time we were in the library
*Darrell, Candace and I are in the library in a study room*
Candace: Alright guys, once my headphones go in, I can't hear anything.
*Darrell waits for her to put on her headphones*
Darrell: *Softly* You're a whore.
Remember that one time when Candace tried Tasty Kakes for the first time
Candace: They're so good I don't want to swallow!
Everyone: Dies
Remember that one time Muna inspired Joe
*Joe and Muna are talking after winter break*
Muna: Hey Joe! How was your break?
Joe: It was great Muna! I took what you said to heart, and I lost 23 lbs.
Me: What did Muna say?
Joe: "You're fat!"
Everyone: Dies
Remember that one time we were talking about airports
*Rahman's flight back to Oregon is the next day. We are discussing flight itineraries*
Candace: What airport are you flying out of?
Rahman: Dulles.
Candace: Dallas?
Rahman: Dulles.
Candace: Dallas!
Rahman: No! It's Dulles Washington!
Candace: What? OH! I thought you were just saying Dallas weird!