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fuck netflix I'm making content myself

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brett gets a bug on him and reagan beats the shit out of him to get it off in the meanwhile

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In college, Brett started calling his parents to chat with them and update them every other week. Or he wanted to. They never picked up the phone tho so he would just leave messages and truthfully/optimistically believed they listened to them later.

This went on for about 5 months.

After which point they blocked his number.

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Brett's favourite trope is found family.

What may be more surprising is it is also Andre's favourite

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Brett and Reagan have both casually killed people on screen

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Sometimes, when Reagan is in a real mood - pulling all nighters for her latest gizmo - brett will spike her coffee with a sleeping drug to force her to rest.

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Andre celebrates Threshold Day and everyone is confused about it.

Many assume it's a weird lizard kink.

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It does eventually develop into one.

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Myc uses his fluids to drug Andre so he never thinks to replicate the chemical composite of his memory wiper and put him out of a job

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Gigi gave netflix some helpful tips to boost revenue.

And destroy them.

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Fave Inside Job character

Reagan

Brett

Gigi

Andre

Glenn

AlphaBeta

Ron

Rand

JR

Myc

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

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Reagan doesn't remember it but her birthday party was Jurassic Park themed because that was the first film she got to see. Her friend Orrin showed it to her at his house.

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AlphaBeta has very strong opinions on Rachel and Ross's "we were on a break" breakup.

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Gigi is actually the most organized person on the team

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Glenn sleeps on a water bed

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Brett has had one long term relationship and it was in college.

He was used as arm candy, ignored when inconvenient, blamed for being needy, left waiting or forgotten on multiple dates, and then dumped when his frat bro became single.

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Gigi got cyberbullied on tumblr.

That's why there's pornbots every-fucking-where

They're her revenge.

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Ron stopped eating mushrooms after meeting Myc

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Despite being the technical co-boss, Brett regularly goes on coffee runs.

He enjoys doing them because, upon delivery, people are always happy to see him (their order).

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He delivered pizza in college because it was one of the only jobs that people would celebrate when he arrived.