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secrets? there are not secret with us. north, south. it doesn't matter, we got ears everywhere.

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It’s a little too quiet around here... Why don’t you come on over and tell us what’s on your mind?

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Do you ever just want to give Lainey a big hug?

@laincy

There are more things I would like to give Lainey, but I guess a hug is okay too.

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tullia honestly needs to get some.

@littletullia

She does! No one has died from abstinence, but it’s not healthy. No one’s saying either that she should follow her brother’s steps, because that would be going overboard ──just a little fun in the sheets. Any takers?

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can cleo and alex just make out already? i mean we all know it's going to happen at some point, might as well save everyone the waiting.

@cleoatwell @alexknights

Preach it! But I doubt Mr. Broody here would make the first move (why are you like this?), so I’m rooting for Cleo. Go get it, girl! Show him how it’s done.

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Yunis seems sweet. Almost a little /too/ sweet. Something must have gone wrong there somewhere, don't you think?

@yunisx

You’re not that off, anon! Word on the street says she got her heart broken, so her cheerful demeanor must just be a defense mechanism. Some uses sarcasm, she seems to have gone to other methods. I’d love to know more about that, let’s hope someone would bring me the scoop. You can’t deny she’s fun though.

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Do you think Avery and Joey could make it work again?

@averyxjordan @jocyreycs @sorenwilde

That is a good question. Personally, I would like that not happening so I can get a chance with her. Unfortunaltely, it seems there’s still some spark between the two. Insert sad face emoji here. I don’t know if there’s still love, but they do care about one another, that’s for sure. 

Now what ─or better said, who─ could make things interesting in their dynamic is Soren. Not sure how he would fit in the picture, but if this can bring some drama, sign me the fuck up! The whole it was just sex excuse is no longer valid when you’re still thinking about the other person. No one’s buying it, Mr. Wilde.

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Opinions, confessions, something you’ve heard through the grapevine, send ‘em in. Entertain me!

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Does Max ever stop talking?

@maxmatthews

Haven’t seen that day yet, dear anon! But looking on the bright side, if she can’t keep her mouth shut, maybe she’d spill some secrets. As a bartender she must heard some juicy drunkards confessions ──when they’re not crying because they had their hearts broken, that is.

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how long do you think would it take for adam and evan to hook up again? their UST is up the wazoo

I’ll give it a week top, ‘cause I’m not sure why they haven’t gotten down to it so far! They’re probably jerking off thinking about each other right now, why keep denying it? Even a blind person is able to see the sexual tension. If it doesn’t happen I’d be so disappointed.

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I'd like to see Alex loosen up a little. I feel like he'd be a good time if you get a few drinks in him!

Don’t we all, anon? The guy has a lot of potential, he just needs a little push ──and alcohol seems like the answer, isn’t it? Any takers?

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BRINLEY IS SO PRECIOUS CAN I HAVE 10

Sign me the fuck up! I’ll take the ten for myself

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Y’all been pretty quiet after the party, what’s wrong with you people? C’mon give me some juicy gossip! Something you heard on the party, word of the street or even confessions. If you don’t do it, I’ll start digging, and we all know that would probably be worse.

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Which 3 people would you invite to a dinner party and why?

Oh man, what a hard question ──if  it were by me I’d just choose the three hottest chicks and be with it, but I know that’s not what you’re aiming for with the question. 

Let’s see, Dill could be one. The guy has issues, and I guess I’m drawn to that kind of people. Besides, he could be pissing other people around with his throwing napkins behavior, what’s funnier than that? He’d be the group’s own jester.

Second person, and let me be basic here, I do need a hot chick by my side when I get to that place, and this one is the actual tough one. I guess the lucky one could be Max. Too bubbly for my taste, but she’s fun. Brinley is a good runnerup.

For the third spot I’d be needing a troublemaker to be my partner in crime, and we don’t really have of those, how sad! Maybe the closest to that is Alex, if I can get him to be the asshole self he showed to be to certain people ──or I could pick Dill’s old flame Ramona for the drama effect, because oh my! I enjoy ex-couples fight and their reproaches. And since we’re on the fight topic, if I wanna go further, Joey, so him and our number one guy could get into another fist fight, we just need to fuel it a little bit.

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lillie, ramona, evan

SHOTS: Evan. If he can handle blazing heat and rescuing kittens from trees, obviously the next logical step is to see how well he can handle his liquor.

SPLASH: Watching the little princess go tumbling into the pool sounds oddly appealing, so Lillie it is.

SMOOCH: Ramona, obviously. She’s a florist, right? So there’s a chance she’d smell like flowers, and it might be nice to kiss someone whose lips look almost as soft as mine.

Send us 3 names for Shots, Splash & Smooch !

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s/s/s: lillie, soren & luke!

SHOTS: Lillie.  That woman needs to get wasted, and I’d be happy to help her out.

SPLASH: Pushing Soren Wilde into the pool seems like it’d have the most entertaining fallout ever. Yeah, I’m definitely ‘splashing’ him.

SMOOCH: Luke deserves a little loving, don’t you think?

Send us 3 names for Shots, Splash & Smooch !

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s/s/s: adam, evan, & dill?

SHOTS: Dill, definitely!

SPLASH: Adam -- that boy’s gotta live a little, and the cool water might be the jumpstart he needs.

SMOOCH: Evan... Is it bad that I just want to be able to say I’ve made out with a firefighter?

Send us 3 names for Shots, Splash & Smooch !

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The party has started, folks! Make your way over to the DoubleTree and, if you get the chance, be a dear and send us some tips as the night unfolds. It’s just little old me here with you tonight -- my partner did give a proper explanation for his absence, but I like to think he finally realised I'm just a better fit for parties like this.

I may not be attending, but even gossip-based recon is more fun when you’ve got a few drinks in you, so I pre-gamed a little as well. To keep things interesting over here while we wait for the real drama to unfold, I propose we play a little game! You’re all familiar with FMK, right? Fuck, Marry, Kill. I’m thinking a more...tasteful version of that. Shots, Splash, Smooch. (The name’s a work in progress, but the concept is sound, just bear with me.)

You send us three names (preferably party attendees, but I can use my imagination if you want to think outside the box), and I’ll respond with who I’d kiss (smooch), who I’d do shots with (shots), and who I’d push into the pool (splash). 

Sounds fun, right?