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[sidestreetmuses]

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gonna update this soon but here’s a rough and ready muse list. muse based triggers will be in their information. PLEASE PLEASE READ IT.

MUSES

[trashboat]

my fear of abandonment? well that comes from my experience of being abandoned

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fableeffect​:

@sidestreetmuses​ asked: “What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?” (gray)

“neither.” a sigh. “to try and call any act of good better than another is pointless. you shouldn’t be trying to quantify good or assess the purity of it. everyone in this world is capable of great good and great evil, but… everyone is so busy arguing over it and what good is better than another good that they lose sight of the fact they all should just be good people regardless.”

“no one in this world is born good or naturally evil. people are just people that want simple answers for complex questions. it’s best not to dwell on something like that when what matters is that you are doing good things. and one act of good can change the world, regardless of background.”

“and what if our base urges are to hurt people?” not that grey wants to, he never wanted to. but stale bloodbags are hard to stick to after so many years when the constant pulse of blood is around him. “to sink our teeth into them and feed off them until they’re completely dry. isn’t that evil?”

that’s all that’s really kept him grounded, outside his sister. overcoming his evil day in and day out, to stop from doing to someone else what was done to him despite how good the blood smelled. he could take it if he chose to. he knew that much. “what if we need the idea of being evil to keep us good?”

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THIS BLOG IS GETTING AN OVERHAUL

most of the dt muses will be turned to fandomless, with a ducktales verse. gonna work on actual bios for everyone too.

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decanard​:

“Who says that I’m not going to go into therapy on my own first? We all need it. Uncle Donald is on board. Still gonna talk to Aunt Darcie and Uncle Chad first though.”

“Of course dying young on an adventure always could be a possibility too. Though I would bet more on Dewey for that but.” A shrug. 

“Dewey’s too dumb to die. Affectionately. And mom would never suggest therapy because it would mean she’d probably have to go too. I think she’d rather take another long vacation to Spain before she did that.”

A grin in response. “Bet you five bucks that dad tries to get you to a therapist before you can manage to get there yourself, with how Uncle Scrooge keeps us all busy.”

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date with tyler beakson

Date Fee: $15 Customer Comments: “It looked like it would be a fun day, but as it turns out… (Person in late 50s)”

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date with darcie duck

Date Fee: $11.22 Customer Comments: "I think… I've fallen in love♡ (Male in late 20s)"

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scnrisa​:

      ❝ gizmoduck may be cool on an engineering level… ❞ and cam knows all about the suit and how it works…  ❝ and though he MAY BE GOOD with the public and a good hero that people like, you can’t say that darkwing’s DETERMINATION and overall dark aesthetic does put him at an even playing field with gizmo. ❞

“yeah, but gizmoduck was doing the hero thing first.” even though he knows gyro’s absolutely still annoyed with the whole thing. maybe that’s part of the appeal - seeing something so little get under his friends feathers is amusing in it’s own right. “and darkwing’s fine, but he’s jumping off an established ip. where’s the originality?”

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date with tyler beakson

Date Fee: $15 Customer Comments: "It looked like it would be a fun day, but as it turns out... (Person in late 50s)"

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“Darkwing Duck is what we all aspire to be - the dashing hero that’s obviously a massive nerd, but still confident enough to run around in cosplay doing the vigilante thing. So yeah, I’m a fan. Even if Gizmoduck is better.” Tyler shrugged. “Don’t get mad about facts.”

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“Let me take your pain.” Macario says, holding a hand out. There’s no fear or trepidation on the boy’s face, for all he knows what he’s offering. Emotional pain is different from physical. It isn’t something his mama can heal with an arepa. But he’s been doing this for a long time now, he knows he can handle it. He has to. For his family and his town. “Let yourself be happy.”

[sidestreetmuses]

“ can't we just... make out, or something? “ 

@scnrisa

“How convenient, that’s one of my favorite hobbies!“ Tyler’s already reaching for Cam and abandoning the work he’d been considering (finally) doing. There were other thoughts about things they could be off doing, but making out definitely sounded more fun.

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decanard​:

❛ i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying. ❜

“You figure out a slogan yet? Because ‘great hair and love lying’ won’t get you votes, kiddo. Most people don’t want to be reminded they’re being lied to.” Darcie asked, grinning to her nephew.

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❛ schrödinger’s cat is overrated. if you wanna see something that’s ❛ both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day. ❜ 

@decanard

“See, Louie, this is why someday dad’s gonna shove you guys into therapy.” Caspian shook his head, raising an eyebrow to his cousin. “Assuming Uncle Scrooge doesn’t get us all killed first.”

[screnwriter-deactivated20220724]

kissing starters

“ kiss me. ”

“ can't we just... make out, or something? “

“ i really want to kiss you right now. “

“ just one more... “

“ it was more of a peck... “

“ kiss me and you'll find out. “

“ i’m here for business, not pleasure. “

“ so you don’t want me to kiss you? “

“ i could kiss you for hours. “

“ how about a good night kiss? “

“ you may now kiss the bride. “

“ permission to lean in? “ “ permission granted. “

“ we should practice for our wedding day. “

“ you, me, bed, now. “

“ i want [our first kiss] to be special. “

“ i fell asleep before i could kiss you. “

“ we didn't kiss each other good morning. “

“ i’ve been wanting to kiss you for a while. “

“ kiss me, i’m miserable. “

“ who was your first kiss? “

“ did you do the laundry? “ “ yes, now where’s my kiss? “

“ if you want me to kiss you, all you have to do is ask. “

“ you’re a great kisser. “

“ with your mouth on mine, there's less bullshit coming out of it. “

“ teach me how to do it. “

“ can i get another one? “

“ every time you kiss me, i swear i'm falling even more in love with you. “

“ i haven’t mastered the art of kissing yet. “

“ wanna practice? “

“ you’re a great kisser. “

“ kiss the pain away. “

“ with your lips on mine... “

“ is there such a thing as love at first kiss? “

“ if i were to kiss someone, it would be you. “

“ you’re irresistible. ”

“ you said i had nice lips. who says that? “

“ kiss me again, but don’t stop this time. “

“ i love it when you kiss me. “

“ your kisses mean the world to me. “

“ i want you to kiss me. for real, this time. “

“ one last kiss is worth being late to work for. “

“ if you kiss me, we’re not getting out of bed today… “

“ you kissed me last night. “ “ and you didn’t stop me. “

“ no more kisses! i need to get ready for work. “

“ i really want to kiss you. “

“ it’s cute, this thing you’re doing. “ “ being all nervous? “

“ you’ve never kissed anyone before? “

“ you’re going to have to guide me through this. “

“ do i just… close my eyes and lean in? “

“ i want our first kiss to be special. “

“ [our first kiss] it's going to be magical. “

“ i kissed you. “ “ i know, i… was there. “

“ you just can’t help yourself, can you? “

“ i’ve always wondered what it would be like to kiss you. “

“ it’s just an innocent kiss. “

“ we’re friends, right? friends kiss each other all the time. “

“ people kiss each other all the time. doesn’t mean there’s feelings involved. “

“ i’m sorry for bringing it up. “ “ actually, i would love to kiss you. “

“ you mean, you and me? kissing? “

“ you’ve seriously never thought about [us kissing]? “ “ maybe once or twice. “

“ you mean us, kissing? “ “ can’t say it never crossed my mind... “

“ let’s kiss. just to see what it’s like. “

“ oh, what the hell. let’s do it. “

“ of course i'm a little curious. i've heard great things about you. “

“ all i want to do is kiss you. all day, every day. “

“ i’ve never kissed anyone before. “

“ well, if anybody were to kiss me, i would want that person to be you. “

“ you just can’t get enough of me, can you? “

“ and right now, i think you should kiss me. “

“ i’ll kiss you right now to prove i don’t feel something for you. “

“ you kissed me first. “ “ i definitely didn’t. “ “ you were literally all over me. “

“ did you just kiss me? “

“ you’re so full of shit... [if you think the kiss didn't mean something] “

“ did we just kiss? “

“ your kiss already gave you away. “

“ we don't have to do this if you don’t want to. “

“ don’t speak. just kiss me. “

“ come kiss me. “

[rpclefairy]

𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

❛ all the sudden i got a random burst of energy, and i think it’s my body’s last hurrah before it completely shut down. ❜ ❛ i’m not superstitious… but i am a little stitious. ❜ ❛ when someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response. ❜ ❛ not trying to brag or anything, but i can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so… ❜ ❛ i came out here to attack people and i’m honestly having such a good time right now. ❜ ❛ fool me once, i’m gonna kill you. ❜ ❛ i feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on. ❛ died and came back as a cowboy, i call that reintarnation. ❜ ❛ you can’t wake up if you never got to sleep. ❜ ❛ you can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'are we about to kiss?’ ❜ ❛ you seem familiar, have i threatened you before? ❜ ❛ some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make. ❜ ❛ if i can’t cause tiny bits of chaos every day, i think my body will shut down. ❜ ❛ theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids. ❜ ❛ i am very small and i have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under. ❜ ❛ maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. but i hope not, because i can’t spend friendship on new clothes. ❜ ❛ okay stop asking me if i’m straight, gay, bi, whatever. i identify as a fucking threat. ❜ ❛ i’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on. ❜ ❛ what doesn’t kill me should run, because now i’m fucking pissed. ❜ ❛ my life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like. ❜ ❛ i’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal’ like, you don’t know that. neither do i. i have never died even once. nothing has been proven yet. stop making assumptions. ❜ ❛ if you can’t beat them, dress better than them. ❜ ❛ 'person of interest’ is almost too flattering. ❜ ❛ drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs. ❜ ❛ physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll. ❜ ❛ you’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens but i made a mistake. ❜ ❛ my expectations were low but holy fuck. ❜ ❛ well, well, well… if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that i fucked up bad. ❜ ❛ dear friend, your gift this year… is me. that’s right, another year of friendship. your membership has been renewed. ❜ ❛ i’ve come to a point in my life where i need a stronger word than fuck. ❜ ❛ i have met some of the most insufferable people. but they also met me. ❜ ❛ new year, same me. because i’m perfect. ❜ ❛ just because i’m too short to reach the lowest self in the cabinet doesn’t mean you shouldn’t watch out for your kneecaps. ❜ ❛ forgive me father, for i have sinny-sin-sinned. ❜ ❛ so apparently the 'bad vibes’ i’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress. ❜ ❛ with great power comes great need to take a nap. wake me up later. ❜ ❛ behold, the field in which i grow my fucks! lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren! ❜ ❛ sometimes i’ll start a sentence and i don’t even know where it’s going. i just hope i find it along the way. ❜ ❛ i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying. ❜ ❛ schrödinger’s cat is overrated. if you wanna see something that’s ❛ both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day. ❜

[raeazure]

I simply do not vibe with my father

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ducktales-wco-oo​:

「 ☆ 」 Mitch Mallory. The name strikes a familiar chord and Dalisay’s eyes widen with recognition, a soft ‘oh’ slipping through a smile that’s far more excited than someone who elicits such a faint memory should bring. But a memory is still a memory and Mitch is the closest thing she’s interacted with to her old life since striking out on her own. Aside from the messages from her parents’ assistant telling her to cease and desist her letters and postcards. Mitch’s familiarity is refreshing— even if his name is blurred amongst a myriad of examples of people her parents wished she would emulate more —and Dalisay latches onto it as much as she does his politeness.

Who would have guessed that she’d run into an old friend— technically, more or less —after the horrible day she had? Brushing off Mitch’s concern with a good-natured wave, she averts her gaze and softly says, ❝ Thank you for the kind offer… but there’s no one who would be interested in hearing about this. ❞ No one who would do anything aside from judge her and add yet another mistake to her record. Unless she openly went to her family herself and decided to follow whatever it is they wanted of her, she doesn’t expect anything but cold silence. ❝ Still, it’s nice to meet up with an old family friend. ❞

If someone she might have met at a party or something years ago counts as an old family friend.

She knows how to play the game, he can already see that. That’s fine. If she knows she needs to be doted on, then she’s already better than most of the girls he’s dated. He carefully closes the car door on her side before getting in the driver’s seat himself. For all their connection was tangential, it was something and he could already only see the end of their story being a happy one. Her beauty was something obvious, even under the dirty and torn appearance.

That no one of importance had already gotten her on their arm was a tragedy and to his advantage. Mitch drove onward to where he knew the higher end stores were in town. “It’s really no trouble. I can afford to treat you and it’s clear you deserve to be treated to a good evening. Pretty women like you always deserve the best.” He glances over with a wry grin. “Guess it’s good I was around to make sure you got it. Do you want to go to a salon first or the dress shop?”

Just as much as she didn’t want to be seen with him in this state, it wouldn’t do for him to go to dinner with a woman so clearly in distress. It would be better for them both that he took care of this expense. There was also the thought of making sure she was properly settled in somewhere respectable after dinner, but he’d leave that for then. There were enough options that he wasn’t worried.