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Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

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Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

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when it comes to love for clowns I have an amazing digital surplus

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Takin a big sip out of my amazing digital slurpees

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taking you out of amazing digital context

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the bros only one click away

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RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

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happy pride

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

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sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

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despazito

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

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@courtesycalling It wouldn’t let me reblog with the video so here’s a thing I did with the comic you made! :)

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GLaDOS learns about isopods

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When I made this comic, the Wikipedia page for “woodlouse” had a really long “common names” section. In early 2023, somebody pruned the section with the reasoning that Wikipedia “isn’t Urban Dictionary” and most of the names were “unsourcable”, but the older version of the article is still accessible here.

Here’s the list taken from that version of the article:

armadillo bug

billy baker (South Somerset)

billy button (Dorset)

boat-builder (Newfoundland, Canada)

butcher boy or butchy boy (Australia, mostly around Melbourne)

carpenter or cafner (Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada)

carpet shrimp (Ryedale)

charlie pig (Norfolk, England)

cheeselog (Reading, England)

cheesey wig

cheesy bobs (Guildford, England)