OMCP Characters As Things I've Done
because apparently that’s a meme we’re doing now
Bitty- Thinks anything below 75F is cold
Dex- Accidentally flipped someone off enthusiastically because I thought it was my friend
Chowder- Cried when I found a San Jose Sharks shirt at good will for three dollars
Holster- Screamed along to Whitney Houston at a party until I got a noise complaint from the cops
Lardo- Went to an ice skating themed birthday party and refused to skate
Jack- Pet a cat instead of interacting through the course of an entire dinner party
Ransom- Cried for three hours because I thought I failed my online class but I actually got a B+
Nursey- Voted best writer in the third grade, still talks about it
Shitty- Got third degree burns on the bottoms of my feet because I refused to put shoes on while walking across asphalt in the summer
Whiskey - Sprained my ankle doing the ‘Gangnam Style’ dance across a street
Kent- Listened to nothing but Britney Spears for two days straight. Also one time I dabbed while alone in my own home
huge shoutout to the person who revived this post because i am now approx 5/6 years older and forgot half the dumb shit i did until this post. but this all still checks
