cecilia

you just triggered my fight-or-flight response...but i'm a flightless bird.

[coffee-at-annies]

Core hug my beloved 🥺

[suiheisen]

things happen for a reason: they're soulmates bob

bonus:

[highdefinitions]

they’d also be horrible goons. look at them. they said “on it, boss!” and fucked it up immediately

[sidsthekid]

Make a gif of Sid getting his pants tied by the ref

happy friday!!!

[suiheisen]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

[goatisbetheres]

ASDHSJSJDKDKDKDKF thank you for the additional details i’m living

[sidsthekid]

Besides, maybe this time is different I mean, I really think you’ll like me

[tysonhos]

dear lord the man you put on this earth to play hockey is asking if he should get on his knees for two old men

[sportsthoughts]

Sidney "shall I get on my knees for you?" Crosby - 18/2/24

[badangle]

what if you were my idol turned best friend who everyone in the league knew i was completely gone for. and what if i drafted you first on the team i was captaining for the all star game after begging the captains going before me not to pick you. and what if i told reporters that this was my longtime dream come true. and what if you told them later that all you wanted to do now was to make your captain happy. and what if after all that... you put my hoodie on and did a live interview in front of god and gary bettman.

[diningchairs2]

a very special sidnate asg edition

28/?

[stuckinnet]

when you just have to place a gentle guiding hand on your captain’s back… and let it trail down

[badangle]

bully/cutie: the dichotomy of man

[suiheisen]

the return of the locker room bj angles

[doingdathockey]

the camera guy be like:

[stuckinnet]

this is how we grow the sport

[hunterrrs]

[doingdathockey]

[suiheisen]

the sheer dedication to giving us a cock’s eye view of sidney crosby this season…

[yabagofmilfs]

Wow they got Santa’s tiniest little elf to visit the kids this year

[beggingwolf]

Per request, here is the completed Warlord!Geno/Sacred-Virgin!Sid story—under the banner of The Bear of the North. This storyline is spread across three different works on ao3, and though all the works are linked together, I was advised to put together a masterpost. Thus:

I. The Virgin II. The Royal Chambers III. The Cage IV. The Markings V. The Journey VI. Zaychonok (pt. I + pt. II)

Happy reading!

[timbitshockey]

there's something kind of you-can't-go-home-again about being a hockey fan in terms of, like, your "first" roster is always going to be "your" roster, no matter how long ago it was or how many people have been swapped around, how many trades, how many retirements, how many free agencies you live through. it'll never be exactly like that again. it probably wasn't even exactly like that for a full season. i know there's a lot of jokes about "how do athletes deal with trades. what about their friends?" but it's also, like, what about us? what about our friends? to me, the penguins are always going to be, like, brian boyle and jason zucker and brian dumoulin and evan rodrigues and john marino, but for other people, the penguins go back even further than that. hags and horny and nealer and flower. you don't have to go too far down on reddit to find people who think about mario and jagr. i was a fairweather bandwagon fan for the avs when they won the cup and that exact lineup holds its shape in my mind perfectly, but talk to someone who follows the team for real and they have a tyson jost-shaped hole in their picture of the cup team that's still not healed over. i just love that. the inherent melancholia of being a sports fan is not knowing you're in the good ol' days when you're in them and then trade deadline comes. and the trade deadline comes every year.

[suiheisen]

the return of the locker room bj angles

[doingdathockey]

the camera guy be like:

[stuckinnet]

this is how we grow the sport

[hunterrrs]

[doingdathockey]

[suiheisen]

the sheer dedication to giving us a cock’s eye view of sidney crosby this season…