Pascalizpunk

[yabagofmilfs]

everybody knows how he feels about geno

[shutoutshutup]

ohhh my god the sidgeno bench celly im sick...

[sidgenochronicles]

have some couth babygirl

[beauvilliers]

Pittsburgh Penguins @ New Jersey Devils | April 9, 2026

[powerplaypressure]

their little celly for two // penguins vs devils

[powerplaypressure]

husbands who hit milestones together on the same night // penguins vs panthers

moral of the story: make him mad again josh

[sidsrockingchair]

Sid: Hey did you watch warmups today

Nikita: No. I didn’t want to go

Geno: Why?

Nikita: Every time I don’t go he scores at least one goal. Every time I do go he scores zero

Geno: I hope you don’t come tomorrow

Sid: Keep that going

[sidsrockingchair]

[dirtylilys]

What are you two wafflin' on about?

Olympics | USA vs Canada 260222

also that little butt tap

[vanityfaire]

soooooooo much going on. auston's tipsy lil hii coachhhh. jack thwacking his brand new gold medal on the presser table. quinn handing out MASSIVE shoulder pats. jack thwacking his medal again, this time on purpose bc sound?? sound funny?? quinn screwing around with the american flag like its a cape. jack waterfalling his own beer bc teeth. teeth hurt. hughes brothers private ear nibbling in the middle of a public conference. immediate auston jealousy of said nibbling. jack INSANE lisp update for auston. golden goalscorer fistbump with the captain. another significant beer waterfall. everybody fuckin tonight

[toffcake]

grieving, grieving, constantly grieving. I mourn what could have been, what will not be, what I can't save.

[glad-i-exist]

#WhateverThatMeans

+ quinn getting shoved mid convo

[jonasiegenthaler]

usa v can | 22.02.26

[ruinix]

Hughes Brothers. 🥹

From Getty (1, 2, 3).

[fairybreadevangelist]

nathan raymond mackinnon receiving a plushie during the medal ceremony

[tiger-balm]

Auston & Mitch in warmups | Leafs @ Knights | Jan 15th 2026

[robindrake13]

🐧🐧