what’s up with bitey giroux?

empty net? the goalie said fuck it and left? hi! rocky | 32 | pens & any french canadian

[kylesdubas-deactivated20250904]

What if Sid and Tanger kissed at PPG Paints Arena, a simulation.

[timbitshockey]

rules: Go to pinterest, search for ‘my vibes’ + a color you like and post the 9 pics you find most aesthetic

tagged by @fairybreadevangelist thank you for the excuse to save 900 million pinterest photos to my phone 💛💛💛

[ibukitanuki]

This official Pop Team Epic sweater costs $235

[maxknightley]

worth every penny

[zombiesama]

[rimouskis]

we gotta make writing fic uncool again to remove the incentive to use AI to cheat at it/clout-farm and brother, I've been working at this noble goal for years

[timbitshockey]

i was telling my friend how sometimes to fall asleep i imagine in great detail a scenario where i am deeply betrayed by a close friend (who has been made up for this scenario) in such a public and unambiguous way that everyone rallies around me in support and i am unanimously declared the Victim and am lauded for handling the betrayal maturely and with my signature good humor. i am aware, as i said to my friend while explaining this, that this is most certainly not a healthy way of working through whatever the hell my brain is working through and i’m actively trying to stop myself from doing it often, but it is one of my most foolproof ways to fall asleep and sometimes the struggle is too much for me.

anyway the reason i’m making this post is because my friend heard all that, nodded seriously, then said “i’m pretty sure geno does that too.” and that really made me take a good hard look at myself. i think he DOES do this. i’m not sure this is the club of two i want to be in. geno is many things but i don’t know that he’s my #mentalhealthgoals

[timbitshockey]

BREAKING: Leaked audio of Kyle Dubas’ private phone call with Sidney Crosby reveals Penguins’ star and GM’s true colours when it comes to beloved teammate and Pittsburgh legend Geno Malkin.

[Dubas, over phone]: Like I love him, of course

[Crosby, muffled]: Of course

[Dubas]: He’s a legend, but [inaudible] and it’s like, what’s wrong with him?

[Crosby]: [laughs] What’s his problem?

[Dubas]: Exactly. Like it’s all the time with him

[Crosby]: Oh my God, all the time. [inaudible] then the hair transplant in Turkey, like—

[Dubas]: [laughs] Maybe that’s what he needs the 5.5 million for.

[Crosby]: [laughing, unintelligible]

[timbitshockey]

i was telling my friend how sometimes to fall asleep i imagine in great detail a scenario where i am deeply betrayed by a close friend (who has been made up for this scenario) in such a public and unambiguous way that everyone rallies around me in support and i am unanimously declared the Victim and am lauded for handling the betrayal maturely and with my signature good humor. i am aware, as i said to my friend while explaining this, that this is most certainly not a healthy way of working through whatever the hell my brain is working through and i’m actively trying to stop myself from doing it often, but it is one of my most foolproof ways to fall asleep and sometimes the struggle is too much for me.

anyway the reason i’m making this post is because my friend heard all that, nodded seriously, then said “i’m pretty sure geno does that too.” and that really made me take a good hard look at myself. i think he DOES do this. i’m not sure this is the club of two i want to be in. geno is many things but i don’t know that he’s my #mentalhealthgoals

[timbitshockey]

oh i am gonna get soooo much use out of this one this season

[timbitshockey]

finally, lauren kyle designed something i can afford

[fairybreadevangelist]

kris letang off season workout / 18th july 2026, @jonchaimberg

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

what are many or several of you on about.

[crosbye-blog]

[timbitshockey]

i say this as sidney crosby fan with a lot of opinions on connor mcdavid but sometimes you just cannot take any opinion on connor mcdavid seriously when it comes from a sidney crosby fan. said with love ♥️

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

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[timbitshockey]

i know the nhl has the avalanche and the hurricanes but it really is a shame that some disasters feel too timely to name a team after because, like, the hamilton wildfire would go hard as shit for the pwhl. this post brought to you while my eyes are still red from being outside in the smoke for 4 minutes earlier

[timbitshockey]

the difference to me, by the way, when it comes to sidney crosby’s acts of goodness and kindness versus nico hischier’s, is that i believe sid is aware that he is choosing to do good or kind things because deep in the recesses of his mind exists an abacus on which he is tallying the worth of his soul and he is always fighting in the spiritual trenches to keep that thing in the green. there’s a sort of self-awareness to sid’s kindness and generosity, like a gently smug kind of layer deep down underneath it where he knows he’s just bought himself one more opportunity to grab an opposing player by the knees and spin-launch them into the boards like mario does to bowser. every time he screeches at someone on the ice with a cracking voice that they’re being a pussy or steamrolls into an early-twenties player for no reason but the crime of being gen z he knows he has to go out into the world and perform a miracle. this has nothing to do with his public perception btw he does not care what the world thinks of him. it’s all for his private and meticulously kept internal abacus.

nico, however, does good and is kind because the concept of behaving another way does not seem to ever register in his mind. he is being the best nico he can be. he believes everyone around him, even jack hughes, is both trying their best and also proud of everything they try. even jack hughes! if nico wasn’t a hockey player his chosen career would be like a guy who listens to 911 calls and dispatches himself to them. he’d be a guy who holds the nose of the plane steady during turbulence. he’d be a professional guy who squeezes your hand once and tells you how brave you’re being at the dentists or the doctors. and he’d mean it. he does think you’re being brave. he thinks everyone is being brave. even jack hughes

[timbitshockey]

did you see that Nico rescued a family on a raft from a river in Bern? You can’t make this stuff it

my friend and i have a running bit where we invoke nico’s protection as if he’s superman or perhaps some kind of religious figure (ie: saying “nico save me” on a flight experiencing turbulence, or “nico give me strength!” before doing something that makes us nervous or scared) and i was in my friend’s house when this story broke and they walked up to me and said dead seriously “nico saved a family from drowning” and i think i felt the way people in midnight mass felt when father paul started performing miracles. i knew my faith would pay off. nico save us all.

[timbitshockey]

nico loves me this i know 🥰 for new jersey tells me so 🙂‍↕️ hockey fans to him belong 🫂 we are weak but he is strong 💪🏻

[timbitshockey]

did you see that Nico rescued a family on a raft from a river in Bern? You can’t make this stuff it

my friend and i have a running bit where we invoke nico’s protection as if he’s superman or perhaps some kind of religious figure (ie: saying “nico save me” on a flight experiencing turbulence, or “nico give me strength!” before doing something that makes us nervous or scared) and i was in my friend’s house when this story broke and they walked up to me and said dead seriously “nico saved a family from drowning” and i think i felt the way people in midnight mass felt when father paul started performing miracles. i knew my faith would pay off. nico save us all.