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@sigmasmashers
Been thinking about changing the blog up a little, to focus on the events of this AU’s equivalent of the first Megaman X game.
What do you all think? PUR3 would be the only one available for asks at first, but it would reveal a lot of the story.
Should I do it?
Yes!
No!
*ACHOOO!*
Sorry my stupid allergic to idiots letting me down
Boomer Kuwanger: I don’t think Reploids can have allergies…
Gravity Beetle: Probably a Reploid-ist human. Pay them no attention.
(Woomy here. This one is just plain rude. Please don’t do this again.)
Coffee~ https://ko-fi.com/borezet
I heard what happened, Octopus.
I’m sorry.
*Launch Octopus has locked himself in his room, and the only sounds that can be heard coming from there are sobs.*
Hey Launch Octopus, I heard about your secret feelings for Volt Kraken.
And I’m gonna tell E V E R Y O N E.
try and stop me. >:)
*Launch Octopus panics and shoots at least a dozen Homing Missiles at you.* Launch Octopus: I'M NOT READY YET! There's a reason that I keep those secret! I don't want to be rejected!
I have a challenge for EVERYONE! Everyone’s color schemes are inverted for 5 asks. And everyone must say their opinions on their Inverted colors.
(As a bonus, Gravity Beetle being called Glamrock Gravity Beetle for 3 asks)
Armored Armadillo: Oh great, I'm a knockoff Monty Gator now. Sting Chameleon: Well, I can still turn invisible, so it's not entirely embarrassing. Storm Eagle: *is googling which birds of prey live in the desert* Volt Kraken(severely pissed): THERE ARE NO SQUIDS IN THE DESERT, I HATE THIS- Glamrock Gravity Beetle: *cowering in a corner* Everyone else: Why are we all cyan now?
So I inverted Gravity Beetle’s color scheme…I’m so scared. Gravity Beetle, I am deeply traumatized.
(Dare time! Gravity Beetle’s color scheme is inverted for 2 asks)
Gravity Beetle: DEAR MOTHERBOARDS, I'VE BECOME GLAMROCK FREDDY FAZBEAR- Boomer Kuwanger(excited): Really? Wow! Gravity Beetle: IT'S NOT A GOOD THING!
Launch Octopus! Volt Kraken! I got you two presents!
*The two have already returned them to their natural habitat.* Launch Octopus: That was very sweet of you, but we try not to keep sea creatures as pets. Most are endangered species, after all. Volt Kraken: Even though they were absolutely adorable, it was the right thing to do.
Is it a crime to say I nicknamed my Golisopod in Pokemon Shield as, "Gusma"? Gravity Beetle, I know how much you like the Sun and Moon anime.
Gravity Beetle: It wouldn't be a crime if you actually spelled his name right. It's a 'z', not an 's'!
Touche, Seagull.
(For Launch Octopus and Volt Kraken)
Volt Kraken: I guess seagulls really do respect nothing. Launch Octopus: It certainly explains why they poop on everything.
Launch Octopus, Volt Kraken, did you ever hear about the 2021 Red Tide Fiasco?
Some idiots decided to pour Fertilizer into the Sea in the gulf of Mexico, which stained the water Brown, and there were dead fish on the shore and in the water.
I was there during the event.
Me, and my Brother's girlfriend couldn't open our eyes because the water was toxic, and we were IN THE WATER.
This is what we call, and Algae Bloom.
Volt Kraken: ...Good cord, that is terrifying. Launch Octopus: And humans say we're ruining the environment. I hope they got arrested.
Kuwanger, Help Me I've been binge watching the Pokemon Indigo League for 6 hours straight!
Boomer Kuwanger: And you think that's a bad thing? Gravity Beetle: Eh. The Sun and Moon/Ultra Sun and Moon seasons are better. Boomer Kuwanger: Just because Guzma is in it doesn't mean- Gravity Beetle, donning a Team Skull costume: Yes, it does.
Why is Cream standing on the table taking a sip of coffee? And Sugar is just watching from the other counter?
Spark Mandrill: Hey, that's my latte! Gravity Beetle: Oh god, we're in trouble now. Boomer Kuwanger: Tell me about it. They're going to have diarrhea for quite a bit of time.
Who married an Egg and why is she so surprised?
Gravity Beetle: Okay, first of all, our chickens are male. They can't lay eggs. And second, as far as I know, none of us are currently looking for a relationship. Boomer Kuwanger: Launch Octopus does have a crush on Volt Kraken, though. Gravity Beetle: ...What? Boomer Kuwanger: I read his diary~
Aight, Which of the two Coffee birds laid an Egg in the toilet and why is it floating?
Gravity Beetle? Boomer Kuwanger? Who did it?
Gravity Beetle: It's actually fake. Boomer Kuwanger: Not so loud- Storm Eagle: GAH! Okay, whose bright idea was this?
*Boomer Kuwanger Walks by And sees Commander Yammark watching Demon Slayer and the Intro theme is heard, which Yammark turns off the TV while staring at Kuwanger*
Yammark: Don't ask...
Boomer Kuwanger: It's fine. I prefer the 'magical girl' type anime anyway. Speaking of which, do you prefer Sailor Mars or Sailor Mercury? Spark Mandrill: Sailor Jupiter. *A few moments of silence* Spark Mandrill: What, she isn't an option?
Gravity Beetle, Worst Vegetable in your opinion?
Gravity Beetle: Do pickles count as a vegetable?
