Signs doing random stuff together

Hi! My name is Rillion and I'm Aqua sun, Libra moon, Aqua rising, INFJ and I love aesthetical astrology and MBTI. This blog is for fun - hope you'll like it!

[rainbow-bear]

A king has no sons, no daughters, and no queen. For this reason he must decide who will take the throne after he dies. To do this he decides that he will give all of the children of the kingdom a single seed. Whichever child has the largest, most beautiful plant will earn the throne; this being a metaphor for the kingdom. At the end of the contest all of the children came to the palace with their enormous and beautiful plants in hand. After he looks at all of the children’s pots, he finally decides that the little girl with an empty pot will be the next Queen. Why did he choose this little girl over all of the other children with their beautiful plants.

[ademigodgirl]

The seeds were all dead (burned, fake, etc.).  The other kids cheated and got different seeds and planted them.  The little girl didn’t cheat and was not able to grow anything because the seed was dead.  She was the only one who didn’t cheat.

[lizthefangirl]

damn

[zorascreation]

Nothing like original fairy tales! 

[roachpatrol]

i get the moral it’s trying to convey but that king is an idiot and the kingdom’s doomed. you don’t appoint an honest kid who will forthrightly admit a failure like that to leadership of a country, you put that kid in charge of like… the army, or something. the department of agriculture. 

i’d send out dead seeds, then appoint the kid with the biggest and most beautiful plant anyway. ideally the same kind of plant as the dead seeds were from. and ideally a kid with a really good pokerface. that kid knows:

a) how to perceive failure early (a well developed second plant means they knew how soon the first seeds should sprout and didn’t fuck around when they didn’t) 

b) how to fix the situation (a second plant of the same species means they got someone to help them identify the seeds and plant more, or are observant enough to do it themselves)

c) how to get the best people for a job in to do it (kids aren’t great gardeners. a beautiful science project probably means mom did all the work— just what you want from a child ruler and their regent)

all around, that kid (or their mom) is the kind of devious results-oriented bald-faced liar you want to go toe-to-toe with the lords of your country and the rulers of your neighbors. not a little kid who admits defeat so early and in a situation with such high stakes. ‘whoops i didn’t grow a plant’ sounds a lot less sweet when you phrase it like ‘i give up on ruling my country’. 

you know, i think i’d also send agents out to encourage the kids to destroy each other’s plants. let’s see who’s good at seige warfare, too.

[incorrectdiscworldquotes]

Did Lord Vetinari write that post?

[nyctosaurid]

if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards

[gallusrostromegalus]

Jack Rabbits are North American Hares and they’re the WORST to encounter at night becuase:

You all know how big a rabbit is.  Jack Rabbits and hares are much bigger. they’re the size of large cats or small dogs or just-walking-age children.

They also like to hang out in gangs of a hlf dozen to over 30.

and in the middle of backcountry dirt roads.

perhaps they’re dustbathing

or blood sacrifce

I don’t know because when you come up the road at night because your dog has a tiny bladder and needs to go out at midnight and you have no yard so you’re walking him on the dirt road around your neighborhod because you might aw well get some stargazing in, and you come just over the ridge to see a coven of twenty jackrabbits in the middle of the road

and

they

all

stand

up

not just onto all fours like a proper prey animal

No they get up on thier hind legs and don’t just sit but STAND like tiny rabbit-skinned toddlers, wobbing slightly as they stare directly at you eyes shining in your flashlight’s glow

…Blood Red.

And a chill goes through you on that warm july night because while they’re a puntable size and allegedly herbivores they’re standing and watching you just like people and you are vastly outnumbered.

everyone freezes

you’re considering your odds aganst roughly 200lbs of Suspiciously Humanoid Hare

and they’re considering their odds against you

the only sound in the never-ending high desert wind 

somewhere in your peripheral vision you can see the streetlights but they seem awfully far away

The nearest Jack Rabbit

Blinks

and takes a single shuffling step

forward

You area an overdevloped monkey and your prefrontal cortex is capable of some amazing feats but it runs very slowly compared to the reflexes of a rabbit and you’re frozen as you desperately scramble for the appropriate course of action, hands feeling thick and useless, mouth dry and feet imeasurably heavy there’s no way you’d outrun THESE, god there’s a rabies outbreak going around that shit’s not curable-

The Dog

L U N G E S

It’s only the briefest of movements but the animal you’d picked out for his gangly legs and floppy ears and goofy smile is suddenly a dark shape of muscle and teeth and had flung himself at the horrible goblin rabbits faster than mere physics should dictate, appearing in the circle of the flashlight for only the briefest of moments before the jolt from the leash makes you stumble and the light falters

The Jack Rabbits

Scatter

Vanishing into the faintly starlit sagebrush in as so many faint gray shapes that might be mistaken for the dustclouds they kick up

Later, you sit on the couch disquieted

and you wonder

If the sight of the Jack Rabbits standing and studying you was frightening enough to make you yearn for the safety of the yellowed streetlights

what must it be like from thier end?

what terrifying creature 

deliberately ties itself

to something so horrible

As a Dog?

[owlsinyourbelfry]

that is so ominously detailed like it was legitimately experienced and im don’t have doubts that it has been

[fictionwritingtips]

A List of Words to Use Instead of Said

Not that there’s anything wrong with using ‘said’, but it helps to switch it up a bit if you’re afraid of overusing it. Using ‘said’ doesn’t really explain anything to your readers besides telling us that a character has spoken. If you want to put more emotion into your writing, try using some of these words:

Accepted, Accused, Acknowledged, Added, Admitted, Advertised, Affirmed, Agonized, Agreed, Alleged, Announced, Answered, Appealed, Argued, Arranged, Articulated, Asked, Asserted, Assumed, Assured, Avowed

Barked, Bawled, Beamed, Beckoned, Began, Begged, Bellowed,  Bet, Beseeched, Bleated Blubbered, Blurted, Bossed, Bragged, Breathed, Broadcasted, Bugged

Called, Cautioned, Censured, Chatted, Chattered, Chimed in, Choked, Chortled, Chuckled, Claimed, Comforted, Commanded, Complained, Conceded, Concurred, Condemned, Confessed, Confided, Confirmed, Consoled, Contended, Continued, Cried out, Criticized, Croaked, Crooned, Crowed

Dared, Decided, Declared, Defended, Demanded, Denied, Described, Discounted, Doubted

Emitted, Empathized, Encouraged, Ended, Entreated, Exacted, Exclaimed, Explained, Exposed

Faltered, Finished, Fretted, Fumed

Gasped, Giggled, Greeted, Groaned, Growled, Grumbled, Guessed, Gulped

Hesitated, Hinted, Hissed, Howled

Implied, Implored, Inclined, Indicated, Informed, Inquired, Insisted, Interjected, Interrupted, Invited

Jeered, Jested, Joked, Justified

Laughed, Lied, Lisped

Maintained, Marked, Mimicked, Moaned, Mocked, Mourned, Murmured, Mused, Muttered

Nagged, Nodded, Noted

Objected, Observed, Offered, Ordered

Panted, Pleaded, Preached, Presented, Presumed, Proclaimed, Prodded, Professed, Promised, Proposed, Protested, Provoked, Publicized, Published

Quavered, Queried, Questioned, Quoted

Reassured, Raged, Ranted, Reasoned, Rejoiced, Rejoined, Released, Remarked, Repeated, Replied, Reprimanded, Requested, Required, Retorted, Revealed, Roared

Sang, Scoffed, Scolded, Seethed, Settled, Shared, Shouted, Shrieked, Shrugged, Shuddered, Snarled , Sobbed, Specified, Spluttered, Spread, Stammered, Stated, Stuttered, Stressed, Suggested, Supposed, Swore

Taunted, Teased, Tempted, Tested, Theorized, Thought, Told

Urged, Uttered

Voiced, Vowed

Wailed, Warned, Wept, Whimpered, Whined, Whispered, Wondered, Worried

Yawned, Yelled

There are plenty more, so feel free to add to the list. Thanks!

-Kris Noel

[apartment-mbti]

How to Impersonate the Types

Based on behaviors that everyone of these types do 100%(yes that’s sarcasm).

INTP: Stay awake until you no longer have the willpower to control your train of thought. Search up various advanced theories, preferably science or psychology, on wikipedia until you’re convinced that time is a dependent variable and you are a sociopath. Compensate with hot drinks.

INTJ: Spend all of your money on technology, video games, and music. Stress out internally over every situation. Be extremely competent when it counts but oblivious when it doesn’t. Hide all of your emotions from everyone, save for maybe 1 person if they’re lucky.

INFP: Always look on the bright side and try to uplift others, with bonus points for being very physically affectionate towards your friends. Pick up some assorted hobbies or interests and select a few topics at random to be unnecessarily stubborn about. Harbor immense pain and wait for someone to ask you what’s wrong.

INFJ: Develop obsessions with multiple TV shows on Hulu and Netflix. Find a way to both be successfully productive and procrastinate. Listen to everyone’s problems. Flock to people you admire and absorb everything you like about them into your personality.

ISTP: Refuse to let anything properly anger you and take everything in stride. Be honest and forthcoming about what you think. Express your opinions loudly and definitively. Feed off of success and knowing exactly what you’re good at.

ISTJ: Claim to have no feelings. Climb a tree and sit there to write poetry, paint, feel sorry for yourself, and cry. Deliver perfectly timed comebacks and one-liners with ease. Become obsessed with honesty. Start thinking in patterns. Plan a murder.

ISFP: Say everything on your mind regardless of how others might perceive it. Have good, pure intentions. Avoid focusing on anything for longer than 15 minutes. Travel a lot, for the experience, for the aesthetic, and for the ability to bring it up every 5 minutes when you get back.

ISFJ: Help anyone and everyone who needs it. Always look put-together and calm, even if you’re stressed out. Make witty/judgemental comments under your breath that no one hears. Stay out of drama. Keep most of your feelings from people.

ENTP: Refuse to commit to anything for longer than your attention span. Always have a comeback or witty response. Develop excessive confidence and ambition to mask any inner turmoil or insecurities. If someone asks you what’s wrong, avoid answering by quoting memes.

ENTJ: Attempt to control everything around you. Take the lead in organizing group plans. Aggressively take care of everyone. Push yourself to the point of having lowkey breakdowns and zero free time. Create your own sets of standards for things, and your own exceptions.

ENFP: Become overwhelmed by life. Identify as a partial introvert. Have a love-hate relationship with parties because you want to socialize but not all of the time. In fact, be conflicted by most things. Avoid hurting people’s feelings whenever possible. Somehow always look perfect, even when you’re not trying.

ENFJ: Write an entire story, but without any regard for conventional grammar. Master the “sour grapes” mentality. Always have energy, even when you’re tired. Make friends with everyone. Start listening to country music.

ESTP: Stop reading this post. Go skydive.

ESTJ: Erase any impure thoughts from your brain. Get a job that pays well and is traditionally acceptable. Go out of your way to help people and expect nothing in return. Take control of any projects that people aren’t doing perfectly. Have only perfectly explainable and rational feelings.

ESFP: Attend a party. Socialize with everyone and relish being the center of attention. Judge people, especially fake and self-centered people that make drama out of everything. Love observing the drama those people create. Planning and facebook are your new drugs.

ESFJ: Wear only light and pastel colors. Invite everyone to your parties because you don’t want to leave anyone out. If you aren’t in a relationship, desperately long for one. Become extremely salty. Try not to let people know how much you want their approval. Also, you’re now a mom.

[geministereo]

ASTROLOGY: who are you attracted to?

Most people think attraction has to do with sun sign. Everyone’s heard: “If you’re an Aquarius, date a Gemini or a Libra!” This is due to the fact that mainstream astrology does not consider other factors besides your sun sign, and most people believe this. But actually, this is not true, because most of the time sun-sun compatibility has little importance - no more than giving a general vibe that the relationship would give off. Instead, we should really focus on connecting energies between two charts. Read my post here about how compatibility really works.

Here are some common connections that indicate attraction between two people. It says that they must be in the “same sign”, but note that if the two placements are conjunct the bond is even more powerful.

SUN/MOON - 1st person’s sun in the same sign as the 2nd person’s moon:

both people feel like they’ve found their other half

the moon person looks up to the sun person

the sun person helps the moon person shine

there is an ease with each other that is very natural

both people “make sense” to each other

both have a similar attitude towards life

SUN/ASCENDANT - 1st person’s sun in the same sign as the 2nd person’s ascendant:

the two people are very similar

there are many common interests

they both view life in a similar way

the sun person likes the energy that the ascendant person naturally gives off

the ascendant person feels like they can be themselves with the sun person

self-expression is easy and harmonious together

MOON/MOON - having the same moon sign: 

this is a powerful, soulmate-like relationship

both people feel a sense of security

the other person feels “familiar” somehow

sharing feelings is easy and natural

both are very sensitive to each other’s feelings and needs

there is an intense emotional bond, sometimes overwhelmingly powerful

one can read the other like a book

MOON/ASCENDANT - 1st person’s moon in the same sign as the 2nd person’s ascendant:

both people feel understood by each other

the moon person feels at ease expressing their feelings

the ascendant person feels understood by the moon person

there is a natural emotional connection

both are aware of and receptive to the other’s feelings

ASCENDANT/ASCENDANT - having the same ascendant sign:

both people feel very comfortable with each other

both people sense a similarity in the way that they project themselves to the world

both have many shared values and similar attitudes

both are attracted to the other’s self-expression

SUN/VENUS - 1st person’s sun in the same sign as the 2nd person’s venus: 

the sun person is the venus person’s “type”

the sun person feeds off of the venus person’s love

both people give and receive much affection

the venus person values everything the sun person represents

the sun person appreciates the venus person’s expression

MOON/VENUS - 1st person’s moon in the same sign as the 2nd person’s venus:

the venus person makes the moon person feel comfortable

both care a lot for each other

both share a lot of values when it comes to a relationship

ASCENDANT/VENUS - 1st person’s ascendant in the same sign as the 2nd person’s venus:

the ascendant person embodies what the venus person finds attractive

the ascendant person appreciates the love the venus person gives

both are sensitives to each other’s needs and want to please each other

VENUS/VENUS - having the same venus sign:

both people are magnetically drawn to each other

there is an appreciation for each other’s personal style/aesthetic

both sense a similarity in each other’s romantic expression

both naturally understand each other’s romantic needs and satisfy them

VENUS/MARS - 1st person’s venus in the same sign as the 2nd person’s mars:

there is a sense of romantic chemistry

the venus person is attracted to how the mars person asserts him/herself

the mars person is attracted to the venus person’s charm and style

These are not the only indicators of attraction (there are many more involving asteroids or other points), but they are the most common ones involving personal planets. And also, having any of these connections does not guarantee a relationship will work out - they just give an indication of a strong connection between two people. There are both good AND bad sides to each of these connections, but here I’m showing the more positive side (meaning the reasons WHY you would feel the attraction in the first place). Having too many of these could potentially make a relationship overwhelming, while having only one might not be enough to keep a relationship going. It’s all about balance. :)

[signs-together]

The Signs as Iconique™ 80's Songs

ARIES: Hungry Like the Wolf // Duran Duran

TAURUS: Don't You Want Me // The Human League

GEMINI: You Spin Me Round // Dead Or Alive

CANCER: Love Shack // The B-52's

LEO: Down Under // Men at Work

VIRGO: Time After Time // Cyndi Lauper

LIBRA: Call Me // Blondie

SCORPIO: Sweet Dreams // Eurythmics

SAGITTARIUS: Take On Me // A-ha

CAPRICORN: Every Breath You Take // The Police

AQUARIUS: Africa // Toto

PISCES: I Want to Know What Love Is // Foreigner

[dont-try-pesticide]

“Powers” MBTI

In case anybody is interested, I’m currently typing the “Powers” characters, and the first one I’m pretty much sure of - 

Johnny Royalle (my love) is ISFP

Christian Walker / Diamond is ENFP

PS: feel free to come and discuss!

[astrologyisfrequentlyaccurate]

Solving problems using astrology

Sometimes if you are having trouble in particular aspects of your life, your birth chart can help you figure out either what is going on or what you can do to fix it. Below is a list of some common issues and what houses to look in to try to solve them. You may also want to check where the planetary ruler of the sign on the cusp of the house is.

Self-image issues? Look to the 1st house

Self-worth issues? Look to the 2nd house

Communication issues? Look to the 3rd house

Family difficulties? Look to the 4th house

Creative blocks? Look to the 5th house

Work or health issues? Look to the 6th house

Relationship troubles? Look to the 7th house

Concerns regarding sex or death? Look to the 8th house

Personal belief system confusion? Look to the 9th house

Career or reputation issues? Look to the 10th house

Friendship troubles? Look to the 11th house

Nightmares or spirituality issues? Look to the 12th house

You may want to check the placements of Saturn and Chiron, as they represent issues that we will suffer from but also learn from.

[astrologyisfrequentlyaccurate]

You could also use planets to analyze your problems! Keep in mind that many houses, planets, and signs can rule similar energies. Remember to check aspects when considering planets!

Issues understanding who you are and who you want to be? Look to the sun. 

Emotional issues, or attempting to understand your own cycles? Look to the moon. Communication, learning, or logic issues? Look to Mercury. 

Pleasure, social, or beauty issues? Look to Venus.

Energy, motivation, or aggression issues? Look to Mars.

Travel, philosophical, or inner growth issues? Look to Jupiter.

Struggling with your reality, tradition, endurance, or your own limitations? Look to Saturn.

Individuality and creativity issues, or plagued by sudden changes/inconsistency? Look to Uranus. 

Spiritual, imagination, deception, addiction issues or general confusion/haziness about something? Look to Neptune. 

Have fears or obsessions, or personal transformation issues? Look to Pluto.

Trying to heal an old wound or help others? Look to Chiron.

[astrologyisfrequentlyaccurate]

And, as requested, solving problems using signs in astrology! This is a little bit of a different perspective on personal issues, since houses areas of life and planets are energy, but signs are how we express ourselves. I’ll give a few adjectives, a baseline for where you should start within each sign, but what you should be focusing on is the question “am I too much like this sign or am I not enough like this sign?” If you see a sign that doesn’t have any planets in it, study the house that it is in and find where the planet that rules the sign lays in your chart, and what aspects that planet makes. mine

Too impulsive, bold, independent? Or too cautious and dependent? Look to Aries.

Too stubborn, materialistic, or self-indulging? Or are you easily persuaded and struggling to enjoy life? Look to Taurus. 

Too indecisive, superficial, or scatter-brained? Or too organized and blunt? Look to Gemini.

Too moody, self-pitying, or clingy? Or too detached and out of tune with your emotions? Look to Cancer.

Too self-centered, domineering, or melodramatic? Or too passive and modest? Look to Leo.

Too critical, work too much, or are a perfectionist? Or are you careless and impractical? Look to Virgo.

Too unreliable, idealistic, a people-pleaser who avoids conflict? Or are you argumentative and inflexible? Look to Libra.

Too manipulative, secretive, or intense? Or are you apathetic and tactless? Look to Scorpio.

Too honest, irresponsible, or judgemental? Or are you totally unconcerned with big ideas and down-to-earth? Look to Sagittarius.

Too pessimistic, authoritative, or unimaginative? Or are you an overly-optimistic dreamer with no self-control? Look to Capricorn.

Too rebellious, aloof, or unpredictable? Or too traditional and hate change? Look to Aquarius.

Too gullible, fearful, or prone to escapism? Or too skeptical and gutsy? Look to Pisces.

Spanish version: http://astrologyisfrequentlyaccurate.tumblr.com/post/155311948656/resolviendo-problemas-usando-astrologia

Portuguese version: http://astrologyisfrequentlyaccurate.tumblr.com/post/155023746906/resolvendo-problemas-usando-a-astrologia 

[bloomflowersbloom]

very true

[astral-obscura]

Sources of Addiction

Aries: recklessness; “why not?” Taurus: gluttony; “what damage could just a little more do?” Gemini: boredom; “that is the only interesting thing I see” Cancer: compensation; “this is as close as I’ll get to what I need” Leo: self-indulgence; “I deserve this” Virgo: taking liberties; “I can be bad just this once” Libra: peer pressure; “here is an answer to the disparity” Scorpio: self-destruction; “I have to put an end to this” Sagittarius: adventure; “I need to to experience this” Capricorn: despair; “the only way left for me to go is down” Aquarius: experimentation; “I wonder what that’s like” Pisces: escapism; “I need to forget”

Your sun, moon, and Jupiter signs will apply the most. Also look at the ruling sign of the house Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Pluto are in.

(Indicators of inclination to addiction)

[scorpio-astrology]

Jupiter ♃

Jupiter represents expansion and existentialism. Jupiter expands our horizons and indicates what we are optimistic about and where we will find luck.

Jupiter in the 1st House: Jupiter is encoded into your persona. People see you as jovial, optimistic and friendly. You find luck through being independent and improving your image.

Jupiter in the 2nd House: You are very resourceful and useful and pride yourself through your financial success. You find luck through finding your worth and making money.  

Jupiter in the 3rd House: You are the student. Life is like a classroom for you. You possess a lot of knowledge and communicate it to others. You find luck through learning new things and sharing ideas.

Jupiter in the 4th House: You have a big family or a big home. You are very caring and giving to everyone you meet and you dream of owning a mansion someday. You find luck through connecting with others and finding your own personal home.

Jupiter in the 5th House: You expand yourself by being creative and being around kids. You are warm and generous with everyone, especially romantic partners. You find luck through being creative and romantic.

Jupiter in the 6th House: You are the caregiver. You expand yourself by being of service to others and paying attention to your own health. You find luck through volunteering and having a healthy lifestyle.

Jupiter in the 7th House: You expand yourself through your relationships with other people and you develop important and special bonds with others. You find luck through other people and developing relationships.

Jupiter in the 8th House: You expand yourself by digging into the taboo and emotional things in life and uncovering mysteries. You find luck through inheritance and being intuitive with others.

Jupiter in the 9th House: You are the teacher, You possess a great deal of knowledge and beliefs. You teach the world your ideas and knowledge to people from around the world. You find luck through higher learning and travel.

Jupiter in the 10th House: You easily advance yourself in your career and work and you are known for your huge accomplishments and connections to important people. You find luck through your career and public relations.

Jupiter in the 11th House: You are a very well known and generous person. You expand yourself through your friendships and community and become quite popular. You find luck through making friends and involving yourself in clubs and communities. 

Jupiter in the 12th House: You are the giver. You expand yourself by sacrificing yourself for others and being there for people emotionally as well as through creative measures. You find luck through sacrifice, spirituality and karmic retribution. 

[astr-logy]

I feel like a large portion of necessities to feel loved within romantic relationships can be expressed through the sun/moon combination, as it is such an integral part of ourselves.

When I’m in love…

Moon: “I need to feel…” Aries- important Taurus- useful Gemini- open Cancer- protected Leo- prioritized Virgo- helpful Libra- wanted Scorpio- safe Sagittarius- happy Capricorn- needed Aquarius- unique Pisces- special

Sun: “which my partner best expresses by…” Aries- reaching out to me and spending time with me Taurus- inviting me to do lazy activities and introducing me to loved ones Gemini- consistently communicating with me and initiating dates Cancer- holding me when we sleep and affirming your love for me Leo- physically worshipping me and being playful Virgo- expressing love physically and talking to me about your day. Libra- spending most of your time with me and doing cutesy couple activities Scorpio- listening to what I have to say and looking into my eyes Sagittarius- going on fun/atypical dates and conversing openly about everything Capricorn- asking favors of me and being accessible whenever I want you Aquarius- reminding me that I am unlike anyone you’ve ever met Pisces- gestures of warmth when I am acting cold

[astroarchetypes]

moon modalities

fixed moons (taurus, leo, scorpio, aquarius) want purpose and something to attain

cardinal moons (aries, libra, capricorn, cancer) want attention and recognition for their efforts

mutable moons (gemini, virgo, pisces, sagittarius) want to be occupied with something that fascinates/inspires them

[astrologymarina]

Blogposts about Aspects

What are aspects and how do I find them in my chart?

How to find your strongest aspect

Sun/Saturn Aspects

Moon Aspects: Comfort Zone & Comforting

Moon/Pluto Aspects

Mercury/Mars Aspects

Mars Aspects: How we express Anger

Mars/Jupiter Aspects

Venus/Saturn Aspects

[astrologyandlife]

Scorpio in the...

1st house: Piercing eyes, long gaze, serious look, quiet. 2nd house: Love/hate relationship with money, inherited items, values security, secret collections. 3rd house: Lots of secrets, sarcasm, intense relationship with siblings, a sibling near death. 4th house: Intense feelings about parent(s), wanting to control home, not a relaxing home. 5th house: Controlling of children, seeking extreme pleasure, passionate creativity. 6th house: Strong food opinions, owning strange pets, healing, obsessive daily habits. 7th house: Controlling partners, spouse on the brink of death, deadly confrontations, sexual partners. 8th house: Emotional ties with sex, complicated death, jealous of others’ money. 9th house: Jealous of others’ beliefs, fixed religious opinions, wanting to change the world, complex relationship with god. 10th house: Jealous of others’ success, having a powerful parent, widely known as sexual, wanting a power career. 11th house: Friends tied with control, crusading for sexual rights, intensely focused on long-term goals. 12th house: Secret dream journals, sleeping in total blackness, deep secrecy, dreams of dying.

[signs-together]

Mercury + Communication

Aries: Give it to me straight. Get to the point. Say it like you mean it. No nitty gritty bullshit, give me the meat of what you are saying.

Taurus: Ease me into what you’re trying to say. Keep the communication on a practical level. No abstract ideas, ground your words into the earth and I’ll understand.

Gemini: However you want to explain this to me is good. I am very interested in your words. I can receive this any way you want to explain it.

Cancer: Communicate it to me in a way that you know I can receive. Your words strike emotional chords in my body. Be gentle as I digest it.

Leo: Can you explain this to me in song? Or pictures? Or dance? No? Okay well just make me feel like what you are saying holds relevance to my life and I am open ears. Also.. MAke it exciTING !!

Virgo: Please lay out the details for me. You speak a word and I find a million questions for clarity. I want to hear and understand everything about what you are communicating to me. Don't be vague.

Libra: If you really want me to hear you.. Don't be to brash, or dramatic, or all over the place. Please be concise and balanced with your communication. I appreciate what you have to say, just keep it level headed.

Scorpio: I want to know the truth. Give me the fucking truth. I want to know the depth. What is behind your words? What is your motive with these words? Don't you dare lie to me. I will always find out your truth.

Sagittarius: Give me the big picture, the philosophical concept, the dream. Ignite me with your words. Expand my mind with your communication.. I am so open.. Just don't bore me. I need a sense of purpose to listen.

Capricorn: If you want me to take you seriously, know your shit. Communicate factually in a mature manner. If you want me to hear you without judgement, your words must impress me. I don't have time for the wishy washy wandery words. Get to the point.

Aquarius: Please communicate this to me in the most abstract conceptual way you are able. If you want me to receive your communication I need to be met with intellect that causes me to really think over your words.

Pisces: Explain it to me in a story. I can't understand all of your crazy ass details. I need you to paint me a picture with your words.

[little-rose-roselet]

mercury signs

aries mercury: makes decisions quickly, honest, direct, hates wasting time, likes to get straight to the point, motivated, enjoy a challenge. 

taurus mercury: practical, grounded, witty, steady, sensual, great memory, don’t enjoy being rushed to make decisions, opinionated. 

gemini mercury: good listener, open minded, talkative, like to learn about lots of different subjects, curious, naturally flirtatious.

cancer mercury: empathetic, nostalgic, defensive, don’t enjoy being distracted on a task, natural speaker or writer, like routine, sentimental.

leo mercury: artistic, expressive, wise, persuasive, boastful, make friends easily, can over exaggerate, enthusiastic.

virgo mercury: interest in detail, helpful, analytical, feel as though they need everything that is happening, good common sense, critical.

libra mercury: tactful, diplomatic, searches for equality, idealistic, need mental connections to others, appear shallow, argumentative, try to make others happy.

scorpio mercury: honest, see through the fake, attracted to the unknown, good at keeping secrets, skeptical, critical, want to help others.

sagittarius mercury: big ideas, enthusiastic, philosophical, positive, confident, fearless, vision over detail, have a thirst for knowledge, sarcastic.

capricorn mercury: steady, methodical, like to see tasks through to the end, concentrate well, organised, don’t like wasting time.

aquarius mercury: detached, entertaining, see the world differently, love debates, alert, enjoy slight chaos, see the big picture.

pisces mercury: prefer to listen than speak, unpredictable, vulnerable, artistically inclined, disorganised, spiritual, lack confidence.