[the-frog-blog]

How it feels to get white wine drunk

[mynowherenothing]

Yessssss

[jackstemporomandibularjoint]

if you are a drug addict in your twenties, that self righteous old man with cancer will not save you

[bobdylanyaoi]

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

[legojackmanz]

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

[bobdylanyaoi]

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

[irate-iguana]

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

[mockiatoh]

Stop that’s too funny

[feldfrog]

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[dogpuppy]

[shetheyslain]

Crazy how you all know me as this funny glamorous blogger whereas in real life I’m the Belgian agricultural minister

[galaxywarp]

[3000s]

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

[pegasuswyvern9]

you do not get to destroy other peoples bodies

[3000s]

thank you for reminding me, i was about to destroy someones body until i saw this

[lookforher]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

[hyumjim]

We can try and invent discourse as a joke all we want but nothing will compare to the real home grown takes on here such as hating landfillslop consumerism is actually Catholic

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[dipperthedestructor]

im the prettiest canary in this mine

[dipperthedestructor]

what the fuck is that smell

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

going to the room labeled "men", the mens room, to see some men

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

wtf theres just a buncha fucking toilece in here

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

Honestly? I never really liked this post that much, not even when i posted it