[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

no baby when i'm on stage you have to call me by my rap name, Danklin Felono Flowsevelt

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

alright bitches gather round the radio set. this next song is called Fear Itself

[couchnapping]

from the album Living in Spinfamy

[weltenwellen]

Joy Sullivan, from “Culpable”, Instructions for Traveling West

[legendaryhologramavenue]

[natsujutsu]

Toonami: Sometimes The Bad Guys Win.

[cystus-the-malignant]

this is actually…really inspirational?

[eliyora]

Fucking pay attention to this shit

[theycallmebrick]

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

[windyvalleyzone]

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

[rpfofficial]

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[papasmoke]

Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

[papasmoke]

His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

[papasmoke]

[2022dirt]

Close up of horses.

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[toothmuncher3000]

I’M FUCKING WHEEZING how am i supposed to live my life after reading this post knowing these people are out there somewhere

[marekdavid]

[halorvic]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

[very-gay-alkyrion]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[mtndewloyalist-xix]

Someone should probably check up on this guy

[thrown-away-opinions]

I called his house and his cat told me he's fine and not to worry about him.

[grawly]

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

[azzandra]

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

[kunosoura]

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

TLDR it's a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

[grawly]

what the fuck happened to my post

[milf-adjacent]

Shh... We're reading about the cockroach wife tulpa

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sorry i really don’t like just reposting someone else’s joke but i haven’t been able to stop thinking about Yucky Stinking Tooth for weeks

[depsidase]

[destroyed-and-abandoned]

An abandoned Nike missile silo near Denton, Texas by Noel Kerns

[chimpanzeedotcom]

*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…