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I’m that one who waits for you to tie your shoe while the others keep going

[meeeerrrtt]

Frauen ohne Arsch und Titten sind hässlich

Und das liebe Leute, nennt man im Fachjargon auch einen sogenannten “Hurensohn”.

[inoor]

I come on tumblr to talk to myself publicly

[onlytwitterpics]

[pglang]

i cancel plans to spend time with me

[toehles-gedanken]

[paraphrasieren]

Und diese ganzen Corona-Leugner genauso

[bless-aura-deactivated20230722]

teach your children early what you learned late.

[loveliesttime]

new year’s eve more like happy anniversary troy and gabriella

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i wanna be very clear that my celebrations are not particularly about biden winning, but they absolutely are about trump losing

[untexting]

Taking a nap with the sound of rain outside is heavenly.

[sapphistryyy]

how is it even real that so many people have voted for trump

[sean-nojohn]

Bruh I’m too old to be this shy and awkward lmao

[evildilf2]

My most toxic trait is hating when other people are in the kitchen

[tchaikovskaya]

baseball?? that game from twilight?

[onedirectiom]

sometimes you just have to go crazy crazy crazy til u see the sun

[darkchai]

fall just hit different

[ruinsmami]

do u ever just look at people and think fuck off