I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

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@silencetheblind
I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick
Every nigga struggling isn’t a lame, and every nigga with money ain’t a real nigga.
This belongs in the Bible
Matthew 5:3 – “Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven”
Matthew 19:24 – “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”
Well damn.
I’m pissed they took malcolm in the middle off netflix
White people’s feelings are so hurt about the movie Get Out. White people hate when they’re forced to deal with the fact they’re racist.
“And I thought I was racist but wow”
caterocotrized…sis
if the video doesnt say the joke he was like “There are still two rules in the fucking latino community, dont date someone black and dont park in front of our house” and a fan gave him the middle finger and he went off i guess
i dont wanna see no shit about george lopez anymore!!!!
he can die
Fuck him
ISSA JOKEEEEE
i mean jfc yall are some pussies
ok but it was hilarious tho??? and when she left he was like “guys there are four seats available in the front” and i was dead XD
Of course its a joke when you’re anti Black. The only reason its funny is because its an insult directed at Black people, and anything bashing us is “funny”. You and @ted-cruise are anti Black, just like the Joke who can’t handle someone not liking his “jokes”, as well as everyone who laughed.
The way he talked to her was just as bad…But it’s crazy how he was on tour with nothing but black comedians, something ain’t right…
Didnt you know? We’re only good for other poc to climb on us to reach their opportunities.
There are so many black Latinos...like this isn't a joke or funny. Just hatred
Even though I am critical of the trans movement, I just want to say that I absolutely believe that trans people deserve access to their own trans safe spaces, to respectful acknowledgment and treatment of their dysphoria as a real mental illness, and to be free of hatred and threats of violence because of their transness.
oh, you were so close and then you called us mentally ill…
Dyphoria is a real mental illness which is diagnosed by mental health professionals. Are you implying that there is something wrong with being mentally ill?
It’s nit a mental illness! But if I don’t get HRT i will kill myself
yall out here saying “big tummies and squishy thighs are good!!!!” but how many of yall would actually date a fat person… how many tumblr dot com users make fun of overweight people irl… don’t reblog fat positivity posts if all you care about is seeming nice online
teach men that it’s okay to wear chapstick and crusty lips ain’t cute
A nail after one month of exposure to Detroit water (above) and Flint River water (below)
FUCKING LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
Felt like there was a breeze on the air.
go Cardi!!!!
So who is the Redhead?????
her lil’ sis, Hennessey
it’s weird how you can actually feel it in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings.
yup.
timeless
@woodmeat
A Classic.
we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck
I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*
“The staff count as people” has me dead