you are at the top of my lungs

I was the girl who was sixteen going onto seventeen, who wished at 11:11 and on shooting stars and birthday candles and fairy dust, who desperately waited for her prince to come sweep her off her feet and take her to his castle. I am the feeling that came and went, the dream that went undocumented, the thought that went unsaid, and the event that was never crystallized into a memory.

[ryebreadgf]

august is for realizing your spotify wrapped is irreversibly fucked

[ryebreadgf]

stop tagging this with shit like 'oh no my top song will be *obscure song by obscure indie artist*' this post is for people who listen to the same pop song 200 times in a row in one day because they have issues

[lesbiantiana]

“what’s your favorite position in bed?”

 near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging

[memeclassheroes]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[hoofpeet]

pov: you have a slice of pepperoni

[angfdz-deactivated20160505]

ok you’re thick but is your heart thick ? 🐸☕️

[emigration]

that’s actually called hypertrophic cardiomyopathy and people die from it

[gayfranzkafka]

Before you post, THINK! Does it follow the Hays Code?

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Can you believe we can just live in our houses with little animals

[ex0skeletal-undead]

I can pick one up and kiss it any time you can just smooch them

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Every day I wake up to little animal snores in my bed is a revelation

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Sometimes you will be lying down and a little animal will stomp all over your body and organs 🥰

[guerrillatech]

[semifinaldestination-deactivate]

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

[mjalti]

[greelin]

openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

[tankaramo]

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

[catchymemes]

[paper-mario-wiki]

im calling out everyone who says “this cleared my skin and watered my crops” when responding to images they like

i know you dont have crops

and i know you dont have skin

stop lying for a “joke”, this is a serious website for people to make posts on their blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like fools

[jellhound]

im so sorry

[vicholas]

what’s going on with tumblr’s logo

[vicholas]

Guy Fieri??? No, it can’t be-

IT ACTUALLY IS???

[guooey]

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.