[betterplaces]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was babysitting my 10 year old brother and I fell asleep for a short time only to wake up to see he trashed the place. I started yelling at him immediately. Then he opened his mouth and in Obama’s voice said, “I don’t like your tone.” He transformed into a dinosaur and started eating my cats one by one.

[vainvaihe]

things got a little heated in the gc today

[gallusrostromegalus]

International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor

[an-obsessive-life]

“When I kill God…” has got to be the best start to a sentence ever

[kyraneko]

Soooo … in accordance with this deity-slaughtering sandwich-carrot law, does a poptart count as a sandwich?

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[rocknrollkriss-deactivated20190]

Bro I be dyin everytime I see this too

[sixpenceee]

These halloween style cupcakes are to die for! I’ll be posting halloween content all month. (Source)

[sixpenceee]

Pumpkin monster animatronic via u/melmelski. More halloween posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/halloween

[just-shower-thoughts]

If people spoke the way they do about millennials in regards to any other group you’re naturally born into (races, genders etc.) people would be appalled

[just-shower-thoughts]

Remember in high school when it felt genuinely true when your teachers told you that the popularity contests all ended after graduation? Social media turned that into one gigantic, sweeping-scale, lie.

[sixpenceee]

What has this evil done?

[ufmjae]

I knew something was off about those things the first time I saw one on the shelf.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People can and will always be able to tell you exactly where they were when 9/11 happened but find it questionable when victims remember details about an old sexual assault

[steamandsequins-deactivated2020]

ice water is so fucking good

[steamandsequins-deactivated2020]

not only is it refreshing but once you’re finished you can either chew on the ice or let it melt and then you have more water… choose your own adventure

[plasdickbottle]

probably

[yermemeblog]

[yamcha]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My History teacher decided that he was sick of teaching history and started teaching us about how to raise the dead.

[aquilacalvitium]

Sounds good where do I sign up?

[connormystic]

Necromancy 101

[kryptoniteconundrum]

A text I never expected to receive from my mother

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

You’ve yeed your last haw

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

that’s true