Spider in a cult

I am Silk, a loyal follower of the Goat and the Lamb, posting comics based on the daily antics of the cult. I go by He/They, and I am a creacher

[silk-the-spood]

The Lamb and The Goat went crusading to someplace called Hallownest, and we made some new friends!

[silk-the-spood]

So, in case it wasn't obvious (it probably wasn't tbh), Shamura is my parent, though they don't really retain many memories from my childhood, nor their... quirky antics of murdering my siblings that didn't seem worthy and playing house with their corpses.

But, I've recently found out that I have cousins. Meaning they have long-lost-but-not-really-lost birth siblings as well as their adoptive siblings of the bishops. So there's some weaver lady and a crazy old white guy with like a thousand dead kids involved. Uhhh... yeah, that's all. Just some family lore

[silk-the-spood]

GUYS IM BACK

Shamura said I can post on their laptop now so GUESS WHO'S BACK!!! (don't ask how they got a laptop yall)

@ratau-official DID YOU MISS ME GRANDPA RATATOUILLE???

[ratau-offical]

ooc:You @ me when I was asleep-

Yes I did Silk.

[silk-the-spood]

YAAAYYYY thank you granpa ratatouille i missed you

[silk-the-spood]

GUYS IM BACK

Shamura said I can post on their laptop now so GUESS WHO'S BACK!!! (don't ask how they got a laptop yall)

@ratau-official DID YOU MISS ME GRANDPA RATATOUILLE???

[silk-the-spood]

Yall Sozo is a fucking menace 😭 took his mushrooms and he started eating my shoes

[silk-the-spood]

Guys!!! My friend is here! He travelled in from Pharloom bc screw that, say hello!!!

[ratau-offical]

Hello there! *Places down a skip card*

[silk-the-spood]

((Ooc: Aster is green now))

*leans in so Aster can whisper in my ear, then do evil grin*

... he says he's gonna eat your nervous system like spaghetti. Aster, no being mean to grandpa Ratatouille

Git gud!

[ratau-offical]

you literally got skipped Silk, it's @asknarinder 's turn.

[silk-the-spood]

oh. Right. Sorry. I feel like an idiot now. Anyway...

[silk-the-spood]

Guys!!! My friend is here! He travelled in from Pharloom bc screw that, say hello!!!

[ratau-offical]

Hello there! *Places down a skip card*

[silk-the-spood]

((Ooc: Aster is green now))

*leans in so Aster can whisper in my ear, then do evil grin*

... he says he's gonna eat your nervous system like spaghetti. Aster, no being mean to grandpa Ratatouille

Git gud!

[silk-the-spood]

Guys!!! My friend is here! He travelled in from Pharloom bc screw that, say hello!!!

[silk-the-spood]

Can we play with Narinder? It's been a bit since I've seen him get extremely mad at something.

YES!!! @asknarinder~ get over here, we playing uno. Anyone else wanna join in?

[asknarinder]

An excuse to strangle that worthless rat? I'm in.

[ratau-offical]

not if I strangle you first.

[asknarinder]

With your old, weak bones? I don't think you can.

[ratau-offical]

I have rope to use.

[silk-the-spood]

guys BE NICE one of my friends is joining the cult we can't have him coming from Pharloom to see you two murdering eachother. That being said, Narrinder

*slams cars on table*

Pick up 4 lol

[silk-the-spood]

Can we play with Narinder? It's been a bit since I've seen him get extremely mad at something.

YES!!! @asknarinder~ get over here, we playing uno. Anyone else wanna join in?

[silk-the-spood]

What is Uno btw?

Basically when you run out of cards u win, but there are cards that can make you pick up a certain number that can be stacked. I once had to pick up 10. You have to match either the colour or the number to the card placed before, and if you dont have a match, you have to pick up a card. It is very evil

[silk-the-spood]

I can tell why since you made Ratau taller than the lamb even tho the lamb is actually taller-

Yeah, still working on proportions and stuff!

[silk-the-spood]

[silk-the-spood]

Can you show the heights of all the characters please?

Hey! So height is reference to eachother was in the portrait of the fam post, but that's not very helpful for figuring out litteral height. So, here is a little list:

Me: 4'11 (ish)

Lamb: about a head taller than Silk, so about 5'5 (I think)

Goat: around about 5'7

Narrinder: 6'4. This man is TOWERING

Grandpa Ratatouille: about 5'0

Heket: Short and stocky, but taller than the Lamb, so around 5'10

Leshy: 6'0. Big tall bush worm gremlin

Kallamarr: 6'2, like his siblings (except Heket), he am tall

Shamura: 6'6. They are the tallest. Change my mind (did NOT inherited that yall, my ass is tiny, in and out of character. Ooc has an excuse though, bendy spine scoliosis)

Sozo: 6'4. You wouldnt expect it, since he's always hunched over, but mans is a GIANT compared to other ants

Yaaron (yellow cat my addition, loosely based on @aveloka-draws's version): about 5'11

Midas: bro is in the short camp with ME at a whopping 4'10

Note: I am TERRIBLE with heights, I grew up with the metric system, and I am currently in a car, and i have no clue how to convey height with references, so take this with a tablespoon of salt

[silk-the-spood]

Portrait of the fam! @ratau-official, @the-lamb-official, @asknarinder, @the-goat-offical, @the-red-crown, do you like it? Midas, Sozo, the lighthouse keeper, and Plimbo are coming next, to be followed by the bishops!

[the-lamb-official]

Accurate.

Good job.

[the-red-crown]

I suppose it is a good recreation of my form

[silk-the-spood]

Let's goooo the Leader' sentient malevolent hat likes my art!!! Love u lil buddy

[silk-the-spood]

Portrait of the fam! @ratau-official, @the-lamb-official, @asknarinder, @the-goat-offical, @the-red-crown, do you like it? Midas, Sozo, the lighthouse keeper, and Plimbo are coming next, to be followed by the bishops!

[the-lamb-official]

Accurate.

Good job.

[silk-the-spood]

thank you glorious leader 🙌 absolute diva

[silk-the-spood]

Portrait of the fam! @ratau-official, @the-lamb-official, @asknarinder, @the-goat-offical, @the-red-crown, do you like it? Midas, Sozo, the lighthouse keeper, and Plimbo are coming next, to be followed by the bishops!

[ratau-offical]

Good job!

[silk-the-spood]

yayyyy!!! Thank you grandpa ratatouille