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[silkenseamstress]

you are now aware of your tongue.

Strange Usually Its Your Non Lusus Female Guardian Who Is Aware Of My Tongue Last Night

Hashed Tag Got Them

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

?

w0uld you rather be twice as tall but twice as skinny 0r twice as short but twice as thick (aka serketm0de)?

[silkenseamstress]

Even Accounting For How Much I Do Enjoy As Wide As I Am I Think Id Have To Pick Taller

Being Three Feet Short Seems Unaccountably Inconvenient Especially If It Involves Being Several Times That Wide

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

i can't c0mplain overmuch, technically y0u get larger either way. but i did figure you might be all f0r the indulgence of it all.

[silkenseamstress]

Often I Find My Desire For Indulgence Held Back By A Damnable Desire To Stay A Size That Is Also Practical

Otherwise Id Likely Have Ended Up Occupying Most Rooms I Could Feasibly Enter Years Ago - Its A Terrible Character Flaw

Besides Tall And Only Mildly Curvaceous Kanaya Would Have An Easier Time Eating Enough To Remedy Any Slender Woes Im Certain

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

y0ur wisdom and ability t0 delay gratification remains ineffable. but i still have to call y0u a huge dork f0r thinking about it that way.

the idea 0f size and practicality being tied is something i 0ften forget. mix 0f psionics and my stupid pr0porti0ns working t0gether i suppose.

[silkenseamstress]

Now That Would Be Helpful Were I Not Reliant On Musculature To Move Id Probably Be Quite A Bit More Willing To Overindulge...

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

?

w0uld you rather be twice as tall but twice as skinny 0r twice as short but twice as thick (aka serketm0de)?

[silkenseamstress]

Even Accounting For How Much I Do Enjoy As Wide As I Am I Think Id Have To Pick Taller

Being Three Feet Short Seems Unaccountably Inconvenient Especially If It Involves Being Several Times That Wide

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

i can't c0mplain overmuch, technically y0u get larger either way. but i did figure you might be all f0r the indulgence of it all.

[silkenseamstress]

Often I Find My Desire For Indulgence Held Back By A Damnable Desire To Stay A Size That Is Also Practical

Otherwise Id Likely Have Ended Up Occupying Most Rooms I Could Feasibly Enter Years Ago - Its A Terrible Character Flaw

Besides Tall And Only Mildly Curvaceous Kanaya Would Have An Easier Time Eating Enough To Remedy Any Slender Woes Im Certain

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

?

w0uld you rather be twice as tall but twice as skinny 0r twice as short but twice as thick (aka serketm0de)?

[silkenseamstress]

Even Accounting For How Much I Do Enjoy As Wide As I Am I Think Id Have To Pick Taller

Being Three Feet Short Seems Unaccountably Inconvenient Especially If It Involves Being Several Times That Wide

[silkenseamstress]

It asked for an opinion, not an emotion.

That opinion is tremendous.

((it is ALSO not an opinion, it is a fact

[silkenseamstress]

Tremendous

Thats Just An Observation I Think

((Tremendous isn't an emotion numbnuts

[deathology]

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

[silkenseamstress]

((waves

((sorry I haven't been around, sort of falling into a cycle of work making me too tired to write. Should be back before long, hope everyone had a good halloween

((oh and hi to the new followers! This blog is pretty inactive and I can be bad at engaging with a bunch of people but always feel free to bother kanaya

[artificialgrievand]

Bound Baying

@silkenseamstress

[artificialgrievand]

The two outfits were on mannequins that themselves did not measure up even quite to Kanaya’s shoulders. The setup did vaguely resemble a very slapdash sort of clothing boutique of sorts. A measuring tape was slung over the shoulder of one of the mannequins, and on the floor there were even a few fabric swatches.

The outfits themselves were, perhaps, vaguely familiar to an Alternian who might work to clothe others. One was white blouse with large poofing shoulder paired with a deep bluish indigo vest. One of the arms was entirely ripped off, and it seemed one of the central buttons of the vest had also popped off at some point. The black tulip skirt paired with the outfit was simple and unremarkable.

Ffzzrt

The yellow outfit had a lot less to examine yet somehow more pieces. For one, it had high armed latex gloves, which matched the yellow and beige halter top and thigh highs (slung over the shoulder of its mannequin). Overall it was a very rubbery, almost industrial feeling outfit. Even the jet black shorts were tight and rubbery looking. Very useful for someone flying through the air with psychic powers.

Zzzrrr

A quick check with the measuring tape indicated that the outfits were made for someone about 5’3” in height, give or take a few inches with the latex outfit due to the flexible and disconnected nature of the ensemble. Not terribly useful for the damp Jadeblood at the time, at a glance.

Suddenly, the console nearby flickered with an electric hum. Nothing visibly seemed to turn on, but a small noise was being emitted from… somewhere.

“He-

-aya?

Hel-

hyades

-ooooooo?”

[silkenseamstress]

Interesting- something Serket wanted her to work on? Items she'd be doing repairs of her own to? Hard to say- especially when her host was still missing in action.

It's not terribly surprising that neither outfit even came close to being suitable for her; she didn't need tape or her own impeccable eye for distance for that. Oh well- it wasn't the end of the world, and her attention was drawn by more pressing matter as the machine next to her buzz and jolted to humming life.

Leaning down, she tries to inspect it more closely, looking for... A speaker? A screen? Anything at all really.

"Serket? Is That You? Its Kanaya, I'm Here In Some Sort Of... Glass Room? You're Breaking Up Quite Badly Dear, I Can't Make Out A Word Of What You're Saying."

[arachnidsgamer]

Woman

Kanaya are you ok?

[silkenseamstress]

Am I incorrect

[silkenseamstress]

Pretend Ive Fallen On My Ample Ass Amnd Have Funny Dizzy Eyes This Is Many Asks

[silkenseamstress]

❗Whens the last time you've gotten pissed off? Doesn't need to be anything serious; it can be about something petty.

There Was A Crowbar I Think? its Been So Long Honestly

[silkenseamstress]

❗ How tipsy are we talking, on a scale of wine and #whitegirlwasted to "Drinking Derse Spirits Out Of A Mason Jar"

I Have Had Several Beers And Am Now Working Through The Bottom Of A Bottle Of Vodka I Can Walk And Etcetera Perfectly But The Hands Dont Work As Expected ocassionally

[silkenseamstress]

Lowercase O

[silkenseamstress]

❗ How tipsy are we talking, on a scale of wine and #whitegirlwasted to "Drinking Derse Spirits Out Of A Mason Jar"

I Have Had Several Beers And Am Now Working Through The Bottom Of A Bottle Of Vodka I Can Walk And Etcetera Perfectly But The Hands Dont Work As Expected ocassionally

[flynn-rp-memes]

Send a “❗” to force the truth out of my muse.

No limits. Ask whatever.

[silkenseamstress]

Kanaya Is Mmmm Tipsy

[silkenseamstress]

((I ought probably to make a visual reference for kanaya that isn't half a decade old...