[heathcliffbot]

[mikkeneko]

[lakevida]

fri. day. night.

[dawatcher]

[elcycyromem]

gotta love the sand lol wish i was under the sea hand in hand with a delicious crab

[elcycyromem]

id feel so bad dropping an apple slice in a dogs water bowl theyd have to just watch it float around and theres nothing they can do about it they cant even eat it

[elcycyromem]

new recipe i just invented. ingredients: cereal milk recipe : pour it on the cereal

[glutko]

Dear god... TWO OF THEM

[dawatcher]

[pjackk]

Last time i had a friend she made me eat spanakotiropita in front of her on camra until i couldnt eat no more and then she would get it all up from my thraot with a toy plunger and hit me with a chew toy until i couldnt take the pain no more

[yorunogumo]

[cannibalchicken]

[memorycycle]

i always spit in my phones charging port before plugging it in

[financepigdotnet]

pesto = please eat slimy this, ok?

[miraclemaya]

it is so real though no one gets it. sometimes you read the worst most overwritten thing and it hits so hard because you are indeed stupid

[arsonstick]

[weepingchoir]

books you can find in Barnes and Noble

No Uterus No Glory: The Untold Story Of Brave American Women In The Blood Diamond Trade

Joe Rogan’s UNCENSORED Guide To Growing A Pair You Fucking Pussy

batman cookbook

Queer As H*ll: 250 Poems That Aren’t Good

A Firefighter Date With A… Pirate!? The 31st entry in the Firefighter Date series (has outsold the Bible)

Bhagavad Gita manga

The ADHD Emperor’s Pet Hat

Freedom Talks: Negotiating Like A Patriot

I Was President, by Bill Clinton

minecraft

The Red Grip Of Communism: An Unbiased History

A Sword Of Court And Woe

A Horse Of Force And Rose

A Throne Of Bone And Gloam

A Wand Of Land And Hand

A Fate Of Late And Great

A Drink Of Crown And Glory

I’m an Israeli artist and this is my modest proposal

kurt vonnegut cat’s cradle 257th edition