okate

leandro trossards illegal melatonin dealer

[silliestsoldierfc]

sitting in my dirty room about to shelve 3072 books

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[nyasm]

[martinodegaardobsessed]

Martin Odegaard doing another trick.

[broadwayblue]

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[silliestsoldierfc]

yeehaw

[silliestsoldierfc]

just tripped and fell

[coyging]

[silliestsoldierfc]

do i have to change my bio

[silliestsoldierfc]

i should be playing the sims

[richyfiori]

[caledonianroad]

pondering in time out

[silliestsoldierfc]

the cat changes colors under the cut

[silliestsoldierfc]

pool day!

[bsaka7]

the primary reason women should get more coaching gigs is because they deserve them the 17020372920th reason women should get more coaching gigs is because i think they look really really really hot

[strollgeant]

we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?