Meet Me In Anchorage

I like books and red pandas. Sometimes I'm a dinosaur, but not always. I like reallllllllly bad puns so tell me a few.   And please ask questions.

[silllywilly]

homer-simpson-smiling-politely​: awkwardlyambedo​ showed me the Alkaline Trio album you lent her and I’ve been listening to it.  Thought of this while I was listening to it; its a little more prog and synth but there's a similar vibe to it imo

[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s a hidden narrative somewhere between Toy Story 2 and Toy Story 3 where the toys have to watch Andy masturbate for the first time.

[kenaim]

[misterhayden]

I’m a business man now.

[rocknrollercoaster]

[nickfuckface]

parents: “u should be more active” me: 

[winemom-culture]

what the fuck is this

[achronicmasturbator-deactivated]

dont kermit suicide

[accioasiancock]

i need a moment

[rulesofthirds]

[m0nsterjuice]

[sizvideos]

[sarahtonin42]

HELLO SMALL COW ARE YOU LOST

[milkeyedmender]

when your friends sibling is hot

[mariella-angela]

DS2 | Oil on Canvas | 48x60

[posthumanwanderings]

[dededeman]

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

thast not how you fucking eat watermelon’s you pink idiot

[drunxpla]

[ketchupcapacity]

I am legitimately concerned for this boy

[uniqueforeverr]

[theartofl]

THE AMAZING HOTDOGMAN! featuring MUSTARD FRIEND <br><br> saladmuffin is god of gif making. All bow down to him.