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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical
Me, driving: Hey mom can you guess where we're going
Mom: Home?
Me: Wrong! Ditch.
“Y’know what? This would be a perfect time to radically change the course of our lives
[proceeds to drive into a ditch]”
- Smokeebee
hey I get that reference
You did threaten me with death today 🤷♀️
no I threatened you with ditch. ditch is much kinder
Is it better than floor?
Me, driving: Hey mom can you guess where we're going
Mom: Home?
Me: Wrong! Ditch.
“Y’know what? This would be a perfect time to radically change the course of our lives
[proceeds to drive into a ditch]”
- Smokeebee
hey I get that reference
You did threaten me with death today 🤷♀️
i'm tired of google ai lying to me so im replacing it. ask me your questions i know everything
y'all jealous of my ibuprofen ring
I'm premeditating your death in three days
*Whew! We made it past the 3 days*
Not if I can help it
Still breathing 🙌
Hi... mutual 😭
Are you really @silly-little-arson-frog-offical's mom
‘Tis true! I spawned this little froglet 16 years ago!
y'all jealous of my ibuprofen ring
I'm premeditating your death in three days
*Whew! We made it past the 3 days*
Not if I can help it
Still breathing 🙌
HIDE THE BEERS SOMEONES MOM IS ON THIS WEBSITE
Wait! Where!? 👀
y'all jealous of my ibuprofen ring
I'm premeditating your death in three days
*Whew! We made it past the 3 days*
Not if I can help it
We need to switch the ibuprofen to something more powerful!
y'all jealous of my ibuprofen ring
I'm premeditating your death in three days
*Whew! We made it past the 3 days*
Oh! I’m gonna need to see your permit for that.
y'all jealous of my ibuprofen ring
I'm premeditating your death in three days
*Whew! We made it past the 3 days*
just finished 9 shifts with my mom, safe to say we killed it. and by it I mean... heh...
6 patients via medical malpractice. most of which were my fault
We did super awesome! I so appreciate you letting me be the scheduler, as you know I am amazing at that IRL.
PS. Thank you so much for letting me try to help you at some point during our shifts. Especially when you need *coffee* (in the silly voice I was using).
PPS. We only recycled we didn’t “kill”. Right! Right? That’s what helps me sleep at night. Please tell me we’re right! 😢🥺
Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
First like and this has already found its intended audience
uh oh
With the arrival of the frogidoos, I felt it was only necessary.
@silly-little-arson-frog-offical you have been called upon
COME ROUND ALL BLOGS AND LIKE THE FROG
IM MUTUALS WITH @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical
WHAT. this is such an honor OTL
////
Thanks to my little froglet!
*takes a breath*
I would like to humbly apologize for being rude to you before.
I’ve brought you pizza as an apology gift.
- @supervillain-offical
(Ooc: I didn’t realize you were the real mom, I thought you were a gimmick blog 😭 I’m sorry)
How did you know I love pizza!? Please add pepperoni and we will be friends forever!
(No worries! I toad-aly get it! It’s hard to know what is real what is fake online.)
Oh splendid! Afellow pizza lover!
I’m more partial to pineapple myself but it’s a deal! 🍕
(Thanks so much! 😅 It’s super cool you’re on here roleplaying with your kid that’s so sweet! Also great pun lolll)
💚 to all my froglets!
please go get diagnosed we know you have something
no. you have to deal with me acting this way with no explanation to why i am the way i am other than for my own pleasure. you get to watch as i-
oh hey is that a squirrel
I love you my OG froglet
y'all jealous of my ibuprofen ring
I’m glad I could help make your heart happy with this unique find!
I still vote that you put lip balm in it, or lighter fluid. 😉
*takes a breath*
I would like to humbly apologize for being rude to you before.
I’ve brought you pizza as an apology gift.
- @supervillain-offical
(Ooc: I didn’t realize you were the real mom, I thought you were a gimmick blog 😭 I’m sorry)
How did you know I love pizza!? Please add pepperoni and we will be friends forever!
(No worries! I toad-aly get it! It’s hard to know what is real what is fake online.)
