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eunjieveryday

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S-senpai

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Yikes

there’s 13 types of biases:

1. the bias that makes you go HOLY GUACAMOLE WHY ARE SO CUTE PROTECT THEM

2. the one that turns you into a hard stan and makes you whisper “i need holy water” every time you see them

3. the one that makes you wonder how is it even possible to be so damn beautiful and has you wondering if they are even fucking real probably not

4. “I WANT TO MARRY THEM AND HAVE TWENTY KIDS WITH THEM THAT LOOK JUST LIKE THEM AND NOTHING LIKE ME SO OUR KIDS LOOK LIKE GODS AND WILL HAVE 879 DOGS AND 765 CATS AND-”

5. the one you fell in love with because of their mind. is THAT bias that makes you wish you could have deep conversations with at 3am sitting in a rooftop looking at the sky and just listening to them talking ‘bout the way they see life

6. THAT bias that makes you cry 24/7 'cause they work so hard, they are so kind, care so much, are so sweet, chased their dreams, started from the bottom and now they’re here, cries when they win, when they talk about other members/their fans, etc. you cry for them just because they fucking breATH

7. bias who’s got your favorite voice in the world. you could listen to them singing, talking, making weird noises and burping 25/8 and you would NEVER get tired. you fall asleep listening you their solo tracks or a compilation of them sneezing

8. you freaking love how silly they are. makes you laugh the hardest even when you’re fucked up and hate your life. makes you laugh so loud everyone looks at you wondering if something is wrong with you or you just high af. in every try not to laugh challenge kpop vers. you lose when they appears, even if they’re just standing there doing absolutely nothing

9. AESTHETICS. every time they post a pic you scream at your phone/computer “INSTAGRAM NEEDS YOU BITCH”. you wish you were as aesthetic as them. you attempt to it, you fail. you probably have them as your lockscreen

10. THAT BIAS THAT GOTS YOU WELL FED. posts 24/7 so you spend 24/7 jumping to get your phone every time you get a notification 'CAUSE IT COULD BE THEM. you wonder if they are trying to kill you, they probably are but you don’t complain

11. THAT ONE BIAS THAT MAKES YOU A STARVING HOE. post once a year, are probably shy/don’t talk too much in vlives or shows but they can also be sometimes the loudest and you thank god for every time they give you a sign they are still alive. when they are strangely active for more than two days you go ?????????????????? and think they’re just feeding you 'cause they plan on dissappearing for the next 100 years you right

12. YOUR BABY. it’s not like “the cute one”. you want to take care of them, don’t want nothing bad to ever happen to them, defend them with your life. don’t you dare insult them, their fans will literally kill 'cause “their babies only deserve love”. you want to keep them in your pocket and protect them from this cruel world. never a hard stan for them, just soft soft soft

13. THE ULTIMATE BIAS. it’s a mix of all the above so you just sit there and question what the fuck you are doing with your life and why the hell you’re so obsessed with someone you don’t even know/why you have so much mix feelings 'for them. you’re their hoe, their mum/dad, their best friend, their wife, their girlfriend, the mum/dad of their children, their doctor, their security guard, their babysitter, their sister/brother and even their fucking grandma/grandpa

mysticmisfit89-deactivated20140

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

stickystigmata-deactivated20190

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

bioticdisaster

And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car.

ghirahim

moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.”

like, fuck off with that

fuzzyfishesandscaleymice-deacti

I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals.

medie

They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.” Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people.

violent-darts

Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away.

harukami

I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING

Moose are terrifying, you guys.

soulkind-blog

I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist.

I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside.

warsfeils-deactivated20200620

If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah.

Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month.

Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD.

Moose. MOOSE.

lovedsomuch

I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this.

teapotsahoy

The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that.

sputnikcentury

Moose confirmed for actual kaiju.

thisnewdevilry

Kaiju category: Maple.

luadell

Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive.

thesuninperigee

@ssalogel

hellenhighwater

For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is 4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant”

writernotwaiting

And they can run up to 40 miles per hour

dynastylnoire

A 16 wheeler with fur

remarkablydaft

As a child, the most aggressive piece of safety we were taught was to never approach a moose, especially if it had babies. I heard more about the methods to avoid moose than I did about stranger danger. There were posters everywhere.