part time demon lord

kingsley / ♂

[owlapin]

in the wise words of fred durst

(Breathe in, now breathe out) Hands up, now hands down

Grounding breathing techniques. we put our hands up in a combatitive nature, but then we put our hands down, showing we have the power to fight, but choose not to, as we are being the bigger man in the situation.

(Back up, back up) Tell me what you're gonna do now

Back up, remove yourself and assess the situation. Make a clear plan of action.

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'

You continue on, no matter the outcome of the situation. Life stops for no one, you have to keep moving forward, lest you remain stuck.

Truly so motivation. Keep rollin'.

[todaysbat]

video of a juvenile Pinnate Batfish (Platax pinnatus)

[le-jardin-inculte]

I love how saiga antelopes have the biggest, saddest, wettest, most pathetic eyes behind that epic snoot

like sir that's not a beast it's a blorbo

[rosesanguineum]

"As little flowers, which the chill of night has bent and huddled, when the white sun strikes, grow straight and open fully on their stems, so did I, too, with my exhausted force."

- Inferno, Canto II (The Divine Comedy).

https://instagram.com/thecrimsonflower

[lunixmoon500]

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[noknowshame]

[browniefox]

[heikala]

Reindeer ❄️

[moonlightredfern]

Husband has discovered you can mail Kraft singles so he sent these out

I made him write “do not eat” because they are not shelf stable. I also decided this was a him-project and if he gets arrested by the USPS Cheese Crimes Council I’m not part of it but if it goes over well I’ll jump in and claim partial credit.

Here is what he took to the post office:

They began arriving this week. Here is our thread with my MIL. (She’s Blue, my husband is Red)

She is amazing. I did not think she’d actually tape it to the Xmas card wall! (Later in Dec that whole wall will be covered in cards.) How long do we think that will last before their dog figures out how to get to it?

Cheese is so far a hit with everyone and has arrived safely at multiple houses. I take back all my criticism and I’m now claiming to be a full partner in Operation Hand-Krafted Card.

@laid-back-at-lunchtime’s card got commentary from the mail lady?! Very glad she found it funny and doesn’t hate us. I was actually kinda worried we were gonna ruin the postal services’ day so this made us very happy.

The last text is sending me. 😂

[kimokura]

i realized i’ve never drawn majima with two eyes before so i did a little redraw

[henk-heijmans]

Big Brother and I: red-billed oxpecker and the African buffalo, 2022 - by Clint Ralph, South African

[sosuperawesome]

Rivulet Paper on Etsy

[night-dawn-day]

X2: X-Men United (2003) dir. Bryan Singer

[yummyinmytumbly]

Scallient (a gradient made with cut up scallions)

[followthetrickster]

[everydaylouie]

reptiles 🦎

[lindseyabbott]

Morning Mist, Michoacan, Mexico

[shilohtx]

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

[mrsketchy]

@clawfootboy​

I trust him

[i-survived-that]

Okay but this is exactly what I love.

The above image is a historical artifact. Colima dog. It dates back to circa 100 BCE-300 CE. (x)

And, around two thousand years later it was originally shaped with care, painted with love, and adored… someone draws it. Draws it using a new technological device that allows modern people to shape things with care, paint with love, and even move them -on a screen, glowing.

And the said person decides to share it with the world. The whole world adores it.

I love the connection between past and today. We were humans back then, and we are still the same.

Cute dog :)