surprise shawty bae

they/she - queer - 18

[fuckthebrits]

just dropped a new song abt growing up go crazy best friends 😽💞‼️

[thebootydiaries]

[spiralstaircased]

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

[zouffle]

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

[kitty]

[sillycommagoose]

guess who's back back back back again

[rainia]

Part 3: Dsmp members as low-quality screenshots + iconic tumblr posts

| Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 4 |

[bonesandthebees]

let's be real this is how the marriage reveal is gonna go

tubbo: oh yeah my husband- oh um I mean ranboo-

wilbur: flashbacks to tubbo always holding a political position in l'manberg, even being president at one point

wilbur, grabbing tubbo by his shirt and pulling him close : YOU MARRIED A FUCKING CENTRIST? HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING????

[moncuries]

star-gazing! i have a hard time drawing night-time colours so i hope it turned out

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

DTF

dude….. 

toad friends…..

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

[entropvy]

hmm what to post on tumblor dot com ? 🤔

[entropvy]

THIS 👆👆LIL DUDE RIDIN A DAMN BIRD❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗ 😂😂😂 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 😭😭LOL!!!

[bergamot742]

I don't think NBC was doing so well in April....

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

[micma]

fergalicious is 10 years old……….fergalicious…..is 10…….years old…..

[micma]

[sillycommagoose]

me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me: look at this meme real quick

[rainbowrowell]

ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS

JULY 6, 2021

Cover illustration by @kevinwada​, design by Olga Grlic.

PREORDER HERE.

PREORDER A SIGNED COPY FROM MY LOCAL INDIE BOOKSELLER.

In Carry On, Simon Snow and his friends realized that everything they thought they understood about the world might be wrong. And in Wayward Son, they wondered whether everything they understood about themselves might be wrong. In Any Way the Wind Blows, Simon and Baz and Penelope and Agatha have to decide how to move forward. For Simon, that means deciding whether he still wants to be part of the World of Mages – and if he doesn’t, what does that mean for his relationship with Baz? Meanwhile Baz is bouncing between two family crises and not finding any time to talk to anyone about his newfound vampire knowledge. Penelope would love to help, but she’s smuggled a cursed American Normal into London, and now she isn’t sure what to do with him. And Agatha? Well, Agatha Wellbelove has had enough. Any Way the Wind Blows takes the gang back to England, back to Watford, and back to their families for their longest and most emotionally wrenching adventure yet. This book is a finale. It tells secrets and answers questions and lays ghosts to rest. Carry On was conceived as a book about Chosen One stories; Any Way the Wind Blows is an ending about endings. About catharsis and closure, and how we choose to move on from the traumas and triumphs that try to define us.

[sillycommagoose]

I FORGOT 2021 WAS SO SOON OHHMHYYGODDHIEW

[vkelleyart]

INK-A-THON DAY 20: SMILE

Baz casts his eyes down and smiles—girlishly, I would have said, but on him it’s not girlish. It’s, I don’t know, *vulnerable.*

- Wayward Son by @rainbowrowell

[sillycommagoose]

eva im so mad at u for forever getting these boys stuck in my head its been like two years help-

[sillycommagoose]

what the fuck happened to me- i have changed entire lifeforms 

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Republican lawmaker who dared AOC to come visit coal miners in his constituency gets scared, withdraws offer

Late last month, Rep. Andy Barr [R-KY] “invited” Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to visit the coal miners in his Appalachian district, by way of rebuttal to her brilliant response to the charge that the Green New Deal was a rich, city-person’s luxury, taking no account of working, poor and rural people.

AOC took him up on the invitation, saying “It’s a complete injustice the cancer levels that a lot of these communities are confronting. We have to plan a future for all of our communities, no matter what. Failure to plan is planning to fail and I feel like we’ve been failing Appalachian communities for a very long time and it’s time to turn that ship around.”

Now, Barr has rescinded the invitation, blaming it on her defense of Rep Ilhan Omar, who has been smeared by Republicans and establishment Democrats with the racist slur that she supports Islamic terror. Barr said he was dismayed by her “lack of civility.”

In response, AOC tweeted: “GOP’s getting scared that up close, their constituents will realize I’m fighting harder for their healthcare than their own Reps .”

https://boingboing.net/2019/04/17/andy-barr-coward.html

[noandpickles]

The one detail that seems to be left out of all these headlines, which is perhaps the most important in understanding Barr’s decision, is that there are no coal miners in his district. He made up complaints from people that don’t exist, then panicked when AOC agreed to meet them.