zoufflé

it’s like soufflé but with a z she/her

[zouffle]

i'm obsessed with this overexposed picture of my cat in my dads arms looking up at him with what you would think is adoration but if you look closer you see it is not love in her eyes but murder

[zouffle]

proof

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[dosmeow]

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

[nando161mando]

[jacketslutjayse]

Source

How The Rise of Androgyny Changed Our Passports

The rise of androgyny and unisex fashion in the 1970s was apparently responsible for the introduction of a sex marker in passports.

[milf--adjacent]

Oh wow so me saying "no government documentation should ever include a gender marker for any reason" has been right all along. For exactly the reason I stated when people were giving me shit for not supporting x markers on documents.

[radicalgraff]

"The future they want for you"

Mural seen in Baltimore, USA

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[tuttle-did-it]

When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)

When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.

But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.

They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.

This was maybe 6-7 years ago.

I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.

We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.

Crows are the very best birds.

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[zouffle]

most of my childhood regrets add up to "i wish i had stood up for myself"

[nedlittle]

yankees will see 16 million canadians harmed by ongoing wildfires and act like we set them on purpose. meanwhile six first nations communities are under emergency evacuation protocol, one has been completely destroyed, and the entire province (1.5x the size of texas in freedom units) has the netflix mexico piss filter over it. but sure, it sucks that you can't sit by the pool!

if you'd like to donate to namaygoosisagagun first nation, who only had minutes to evacuate via boat before their community was burnt to the ground, you can do so HERE

[zouffle]

men will watch Rape Allegory: The Movie and be like wow rapey mcrapeface did nothing wrong he's just like me fr

[bebsi-cola]

the way they treat people with poor memory it's really like. extremely shit. people take poor memory to be some kind of flaw or fault with the person. where they believe that evidence of poor memory is done intentionally, and when someone is finally convinced that poor memory is unintentional then the person with memory issues is considered to be without the ability to think, have likes and opinions or have anything good or meaningful to say. people take their ability to talk over someone else as a given, or a as something funny. and instead of helping someone with an issue that can quite often be either very frustrating or very scary, these malakas don't even answer basic questions

[bebsi-cola]

to be honest i think it's giving some ableds too much credit to say that they simply don't believe someone is actually disabled. i think some of them don't care if someone is disabled, they simply don't want that person to be disabled. or to have any needs caused by disability. and it's frankly easier to dismiss someone by saying that they're exaggerating than admit that it doesn't matter how much of a struggle something is, you don't feel like helping them out or giving them sympathy or attention.

[bebsi-cola]

when you're disabled people also just assume you have no preferences. if you do have preferences then you're expected to put them aside for everyone else and keep them to yourself. because all disability assistance is being treated as a favour that is granted to you by the kind abled person. even if it's their job to help you. if you have to have a follow up appointment with your GP and the only available day is when you wanted to do something else, tough luck. if the appointment is at 7am and you wanted to sleep in? set an alarm. you're lucky to get an appointment anyway. if you need to have someone with you to go outside or go to events, their schedule always comes first. if they cancel you both have to cancel. if you can't go you have to make it up to them and to anyone else if there was an event you organised. if the only food available that caters to your dietary requirements are chips then you should be glad they have anything. asking for something that doesn't have all those ingredients is an imposition and you should be glad they had anything. it doesn't matter what cuisine you were feeling or if you actually like the offered food. like if you show up to an event and everyone else is having fresh cream cake from the bakery and you have some cake bar from the supermarket because that's the first free-from food they had you have to appreciate it. and like you can appreciate the fact that people go to the effort to get you food you can eat or go places with you that you can't go yourself. even if there are accommodations for you, the feasibility of those accommodations always always comes before your wants and preferences. and a disabled person has the same capacity to like and dislike things and want or not want certain things as anyone else. they just have to suck it up in order to have basic needs met, and that does get pretty exhausting

[bebsi-cola]

people dating disabled persons can like them. not because of or despite their disability, but independent of it altogether. because they like them as. y'know. a person

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[zouffle]

i love leaving replies on posts that i delete within seconds. gaslighting op

[sailatina3]