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why don't you calm down and look up the little auk
why don't you calm down. and look at the little auk.
Bimbo tip:
When someone asks you why you don’t know something, literally just say “sorry I’m just stupid.”
And when they go to say “no you’re not” respond with “no, it’s okay. I’m really stupid.”
They need you to allow them to think you’re stupid. That it’s not this big bad thing and that it’s okay that you’re stupid.
Once they know they’re allowed to think you’re stupid, they’ll begin to acknowledge how stupid you are and start to accept it easier!
If you want to be fucked like a dumb slut, you got to act like one as well 💞✨
Trans women are ALWAYS included when I’m referring to women
I need to hang out with a cuntgirl at her house again, I haven't stolen a cuntgirl's panties in like half a year. How am I supposed to cum when rape is illegal if I can't at least smell my friend's cunt without her knowledge?
if your tits are big you should get pregnant to find out just how big they can really get
Scrunkly creature
i would love it if there were no legal consequences to just getting used in public. desperately want to get finger fucked or just sat on a cock while at dinner with friends. but nooo, that’s a crime. upsetting
If I’m on ur mind just text me
i hope u see me as not only a mutual but also as a future victim
hey, real quick...do you think you could, uh...throw me over your lap and finger me?
hi any life advice for 21yo
Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.