I know that we don't have a lot of funny HC in e33 but one that I have that cracks me up all the time is imagining if Maelicia entered the Canvas later and the expeditions pVerso has to handle just keep getting increasingly younger and Verso is just losing his mind trying to herd literal teenagers who were raised without parents and don't know how to do basic ahh shit like light a fire, don't have a single survival instinct and are also like genz / gen alpha mindset.
Like... The world is doomed and there's no adults so they just... Have a morbid sense of humor and don't take expedition seriously whatsoever. And they see Verso as a boomer and he's the oldest person they've ever met. And treat him as a boomer that he is.
Verso: Do you guys even want to live?!
15 yo expeditioners: bro the world is fucked and we're all gonna die. We do not care.
Verso: why did you even come then?
Them: yolo?
Them: so who was that daddy figure?
Verso: That's Renoir. He's immortal and dangerous
Them: 10/10 daddy would
Verso: that's my father... And he wants to kill you all
Them: He can get it.
Renoir watching amused as Verso is herding them kids: This is how it felt to raise you btw
Verso: PLEASE DONT
















